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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    28 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    You would appear in his windowsill and he would be so happy – or maybe he would wake you up first, and you would cry and jump up and down because the Heir is awake, and you have so much to explore! You’d watch the eclipse, dazzled, as Skaialight flitted across cumulonimbi. And John would come to know all of your Prospitian friends, and as the gilded planet revolved ‘round Skaia you would tell him all about your life and how you had waited for this. You wouldn’t be alone anymore.

    The reality is – not disappointing, no. You won’t call it that. The reality is. Different.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    A conversation about a brain in a jar over coffee.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    An AU where Jon gets transformed into a merman, and Elias... takes care of him. It's fine.

    Listed in very approximate chronological order.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    JADE: she said he had destroyed his land and slayed his own heir of breath not out of malice, but to make a slight correction
    JADE: i asked her...
    JADE: what do you mean, "correction"?

    - http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008968 -

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    In which Davesprite isn't killed on LOWAS, AR surfs the ancient internet, and Dirk Strider has a guardian after all.

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    12 Mar 2026