Tex
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When he gets to the fancy room, everyone is there. Nadja is standing in front of the fireplace like a schoolteacher at the head of a class. Laszlo and the Guide are seated at either end of the sofa and Nandor’s big frame is uncomfortably folded into a straight backed chair normally adorning the dining room. There is a second chair beside Nandor and oh, hell.
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He’s wearing a white polo shirt that hugs his soft, round torso and his surprisingly solid biceps and a pair of dark blue shorts that show off muscular calves. His skin is warmly brown, smooth and perfect. Fuck Laszlo, anyway, Nandor says silently. He knew exactly what he was doing to send this boy here.
“Laszlo Cravensworth asked me to come by. D-Did I get the day wrong?” A gentle wind stirs his dark, glossy curls at his temples and finally, Nandor stirs, too, sitting up and back against the cushions.
Nandor smiles at him. “You didn’t get the wrong day. I’m afraid I didn’t get much sleep last night.”
At once, the boy looks distressed. “I’m sorry. Should we do this another day?”
“No, no. Please. Have a seat.” Nandor clicks the TV off and half turns toward him. “Your name is?”
“Guillermo. Guillermo de la Cruz.” He offers Nandor his hand and Nandor takes it. Guillermo’s handshake is firm and confident and a little zip of electricity goes up Nandor’s arm.
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After Nandor and Guillermo are married, there are changes afoot in Staten Island.
Sequel to Drunken Sweetheart
“You are showing your lust for me already, my love,” Nandor observes in a low, aroused voice.Guillermo smiles and turns around as he unbuttons his shirt. “I’m going to have sex with you, mi amor. Of course, I am.”
Nandor grins flirtatiously, his brown eyes sparkling. “You think I’m pretty, don’t you?”
Guillermo laughs at his teasing tone. “The prettiest. And anyway, I spent most of the last 13 years with a half-hard dick, why should tonight be different?”
Nandor’s expression changes abruptly. “Guillermo, that is so sad. It is not good for your dick to remain in such a state. One day, it might stick like that and you’ll never get all the way hard again.”
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Guillermo has fucked up. It wasn’t intentional. He didn’t know that he was breaking one of the most serious vampire/familiar taboos. But did he really need to be told? He’d recognized it as a mistake as soon as Derek chomped down on his neck and blood, his blood, went spraying over every surface in the storeroom.
As soon as Derek touched him, Guillermo knew that it didn’t feel right. Nothing about it was right. Derek’s mouth on his neck, Derek’s hands on his body. Guillermo shudders now, thinking about it. It’s too late for regret now. His regrets aren’t going to save him. Right now, he has to concentrate on just staying alive.
“I am already painfully aware of how little you think of your master but you felt it necessary to let everyone else fucking know it, too.“
Guillermo looks up at Nandor and tries to convey his deep remorse with his eyes. “Please, Master,” he pleads softly. “If I could just explain —“
With vampire speed, Nandor’s hand is on his neck, pressing against his windpipe with firm pressure. It’s not a life-threatening hold, but Guillermo’s eyeballs soon feel like they’re throbbing.
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Guillermo and Nandor get drunk married and Nandor goes all in.
Nandor brings his big fist down on the desktop, causing a pencil holder to leap and scatter its contents across the surface. “I’ve had enough of this,” Nandor explodes finally, with a glare that encompasses both Guillermo and Laszlo. “One of you will tell me what’s going on. Now.”
Laszlo grins wickedly, not cowed in the least by Nandor’s fury. Guillermo wishes he could say the same. Slowly, Guillermo gets to his feet, ready to run for his life. “What’s going on is that you and Guillermo got married last night, old chap. And I should know because I performed the ceremony.”
Nandor’s mouth falls open in horror and his dark eyes flicker between Guillermo and Laszlo and the ring, each in turn and back again. And suddenly, everything that Guillermo’s been holding back comes spilling out in a torrent.
“Nandor, the hotel clerk said that we were on our honeymoon but I didn’t believe him, it was crazy so I thought — Nandor, wait.” And in the next instant, Nandor is a bat, squeaking and flying in a couple of panicked loops around the room before he darts through the open window.
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The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping.
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20 Oct 2025
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‘You know, a lot of people think that the first film to feature a time loop was Groundhog Day, but that is because no one watches foreign films. The classic Japanese film Toki o Kakeru Shojo actually goes all the way back to…’
‘Yes, yes, Colin Robinson, but how does that help me with stopping this neverending stupid day?’
Nandor is stuck in a time loop. He tries to make the most of it.
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27 May 2025
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Nandor is a vampire who’s been the pet (good for hunting and, well, sometimes other things) of a family of slayers for 170 years. Guillermo’s the talented but lonely slayer who ends up with Nandor when Nandor’s master decides he doesn’t want him anymore. There are some ups and downs.
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16 Feb 2025
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Life goes on. So does Guillermo and Nandor’s whole weird thing. (Set after 6.11 - “The Finale.”)
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23 Dec 2024
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But you know what would be *really* cool? by Dusty
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Dec 2024
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The thing about joining forces and fighting crime in a coequal partnership, operating out of a hidden underground lair accessible exclusively by a top-secret coffin elevator is... you should probably make sure there isn't that one documentary crew member sneaking about down there, trying to get last-minute B-roll of Nandor's 'secret' project... before you embark on your first unobserved conversation in six years.
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18 Dec 2024