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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    The owl picked up the painting at a thrift store. He didn’t really seem like the type, but his eyes lit up the moment he saw it. Blitzø thought maybe he bought it as a joke for someone else, but then the owl took it home and put it up on the wall in the middle of his dining room. He stood back with his hands on his hips and smiled all wide at it.

    Fucking weirdo. 

    Whatever. He seemed like an easy target, anyway. 

    “TADAAAA–ah fuck.”

    Blitzø leapt out of the painting and fell flat on his fucking face.

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    Or; Blitzø has a job as a sad clown in a painting that is released when people cry in front of him and then he tries to cheer them up but really he just wants them to kill themselves

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    23 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    What if Blitz reconnected with Stolas a week before the fire?

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    19 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    A young man named John Hall was a college freshman in the Anthrostate until an incident outside of his control lands him in legal trouble. He is expelled from school and forced to immediately enter into the State’s Special Assignment Program, which is usually reserved for political dissidents and runaways.

    He is assigned to Officer Astra Williams of the State Inspectorate Division, a Timber Wolf, and his new State issued wife and handler. Things aren’t always what they appear, and as John and Astra navigate their newfound situation, a bond slowly begins to form.

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    11 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    For four decades, what remains of the former United States—Now under a new banner, has fought for their people's continued freedom in the face of the constant encroachment of the Anthrostate.

    Lance, a Free American States combat medic, struggles to keep his humanity in an increasingly bleak war during the collapse of Colorado; one of the few remaining bastions of freedom.

    He will learn that not everything he was taught is true, and that war isn't black or white. Upon meeting his sworn enemy, a maned wolf, he begins to question everything he had been indoctrinated to believe.

    He will have to answer a question he had never thought to ask. Would he rather be free? Or happy?

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    08 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Blitzø Buckzo and his morally flexible crew of vampire hunters travel to a small town on west coast Canada in search of a vampire. Blitzø's top suspect is Stolas, a strange man who recently moved into the woods outside of town with his perpetually pissed off daughter.

    But does Stolas live in an isolated, cold, dark house and wear fancy, old-time-y clothes because he's a vampire, or is he just Like That? And can Moxxie convince Blitzø that making out with him "nasty style" is a bad way to find out?

    Updates Wednesdays and Sundays (fic is already fully written) and will be 9 chapters (~30-35k words) total.

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    06 Mar 2026