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    Peter Parker is of the (rather justified, if you ask him) opinion that his life is not in need of a soulmate right now. Add it all up, and it'd really just be better for everyone involved if there wasn't one, given the spidery alter-ego and the tragedy that follows him at every turn. Peter gets to keep his scientific scepticism, and they get to keep their life of relative safety, win-win right?

    Unfortunately, Fate is not one to give a shit about any of that, and neither is Deadpool.

    Or: another soulmates au, and Fate has its work cut out for it with these two idiots.

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    04 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    “So your answer is ‘yes’? No more questions? Hold-ups? Reservations?”

    “I guess I have one.” Deadpool steps forward and suddenly he seems much more threatening than he did five seconds ago; it does not help to ease Peter's spinning head. “You have to promise you won’t get in my way. Otherwise, no dice.”

    “Sure, it's a deal,” Peter says, though he has no intention of following through.

    Maybe it isn’t fair, but Peter is an opportunist.

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    Peter loses his superpowers during a fight with a brand-new costumed villain. Desperate to get them back, and with no other heroes available for backup, he receives help from an unlikely candidate.

    He’s never been big on team-ups, but this time, he doesn’t really have a choice. Hopefully, it won’t be a complete disaster.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    He was going to keel over right then and there, and die on the fucking spot. Sure, it might be from whatever Connors did to him. Peter didn’t even want to think about the chemicals rampaging through his veins, bashing heads with his beloved spider abilities, probably fucking up his DNA beyond repair. And he definitely didn’t want to think about the literal scales crawling up his arms.

    Most likely, though? Peter would die because Deadpool was here to see it all happen.

    Or, after a certain revenge-hungry scientist returns, Wade decides to help the victim of his schemes: an unlucky guy named Peter.

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    14 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    A wave of affection and longing almost makes him stagger on his feet. Just seeing him in that suit—looking less than impressive, scratching his butt—makes him realize just how much he missed him.

    “Wade,” Peter cringes at how his voice catches, “Hi.”

    Wade turns around, turns back, turns again and does a double take. He eyes Peter up and down and to his surprise, turns away snootily.

    “Sorry cutie, any other day, I would be super into this hipster nerd slash skater boi with an I you’ve got going on—devastating combo, by the way—I’m sadly not in the mood.”

    Peter, fresh out of his multiversal escapades, gains a new perspective in life. One that includes a certain mouthy mercenary, perhaps?

    The problem is, the mercenary doesn’t seem to remember him. Like at all. He has a sneaking suspicion it has to do with that spell thing Peter-One was talking about…

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    22 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    The companion cube buzzed slightly. Just slightly. Not enough that it was ever noticeable until now, two hands pressed into its sooty faces as Grian stared at the big gaping hole in what was once a parking lot. He brushed away some debris and crouched, staring into ConCorp. Staring into ConCorp again. What was he doing?

    A HC X Portal Au, taking place in the wake of the end of Portal 2. Or, at least, a version of the end of Portal 2.

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    27 Mar 2025

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