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gentle grab by eklmrlos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2025
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05 May 2025
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
02 May 2025
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The bodyswap reveals to Aziraphale that Crowley didn't come through Armageddon completely unscathed.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
29 Apr 2025
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Aziraphale can't pretend he's not a little nervous. He hasn't seriously fought for millennia, and has rarely picked up a human weapon as anything but a bit of a show, or for appearances' sake. The one time he'd wrestled he'd had to hold back considerably for the poor man putting his all into it. Which of course wouldn't be quite as necessary with Crowley.
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28 Apr 2025
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When a Minotaur Sanctuary opens up next to Crowley's cottage in the forest, he's thrilled to have something new to do after so long of sameness.
To his dismay, the newness doesn't stop at just having fun.
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- Part 15 of Beware; for I'm fearless
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
27 Apr 2025
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Aziraphale is trapped in a time loop, reliving the days since Gabriel arrived.
What he has to fix? It's a mystery
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25 Apr 2025
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all your gardens in bloom by lookitsstevie, NaroMoreau for Okaypips
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
19 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale can't be happier with the life they have finally claimed for themselves in the South Downs. Everything is perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
... Is it?
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
24 Apr 2025
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Aziraphale is the Prince of England.
Crowley's a bartender.
It was supposed to be a one and done deal, that's what Aziraphale signed up for.
But things are never that simple.
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23 Apr 2025
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All The Little Moments by PaperclipNinja for cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Mar 2025
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It was the talk of the ton. Notorious scoundrel and most eligible bachelor, Anthony Crowley, had returned from abroad to assume his rightful place as head of the Crowley household following the sudden and unfortunate death of his father, Right Honourable Luke Crowley, Earl of Whickex.
It was a Thursday morning over breakfast that Aziraphale, second born son of the esteemed Fell family, heard the news from his older brother, Gabriel.
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Yes, this is a Regency era AU!- Language:
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20 Apr 2025
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The devil's water, it ain't so sweet by demonsandpieohmy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jun 2024
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“You know your heavenly adversary?” Ligur said. “The fussy one, that you’re always complaining about. Azipala something?”
“Aziraphale,” Crowley corrected him. “Full of righteous fury, that one. Holier than a priest’s fart. What about him?”
“We…” Hastur giggled, and Crowley’s skin crawled at the grating sound. “We cursed him.”
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When Aziraphale gets hit with a demonic lust spell, it’s up to Crowley to rescue him and fend off a very horny angel.
Illustrated by Elenthya.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
19 Apr 2025
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coffee, theoretically by eefaevie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Aug 2024
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Crowley wonders absently if he’s somehow fallen asleep and this is a very detailed dream, or if maybe he’s been brought back to Hell without him noticing and they’re testing out a new form of torture designed specifically for him. His gaze can’t settle on anything, there’s too much to see. Aziraphale is never this close to him, never this eager—from this angle Crowley could fall into the depths of his blown pupils, trace the curve of his damp parted lips, and bask in the glow of his warm, flushed skin.
It hits him all at once like a freight train, embarrassingly delayed for a demon like him: this is arousal. Aziraphale is aroused.
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Canon-divergent AU where The Metatron does try to manipulate Aziraphale with the coffee, but the effect it has is not quite what he had in mind.
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19 Apr 2025
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watch me unravel by cumaeansibyl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Nov 2020
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Crowley nabs Aziraphale's jumper. Aziraphale has some unexpected feelings about it.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
17 Apr 2025
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Names had a peculiar sort of power. Naming something formed its nature, in a way. There had been no angel of the eastern gate before the Almighty spoke the name “Aziraphale;” a fallen angel had not become a creeping serpent until he heard the name “Crawly.”
But nature also informed the connotations of a name. The thousands of cheated merchants, scandalized priests and scathingly-reviewed poets who had uttered the name “Crowley!” in anger throughout the years had given the name its dark and bitter taste.
Anthonys, however, remained relentlessly ordinary. Anthonys were greengrocers, maths teachers, nervous and lovestruck young men who wore glasses and could hardly speak to the objects of their affections.
If “Crowley” was ninety percent pure cacao, “Anthony” was at best milk chocolate.
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17 Apr 2025
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names in history by lagaudiere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 May 2019
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Maybe he’d shown Crowley how to perform a few miracles, but that Crowley had taken to them so well was surely a sign that he wasn’t all bad. And maybe Aziraphale had let himself be called upon to perform a few temptations, but that was just testing the will of the faithful if you looked at it from a different angle.
He wouldn’t have needed to resort to these techniques, he told himself, if Heaven hadn’t recalled so many of their other agents over the years, if humans with their sins and their saintliness hadn’t multiplied quite so quickly, if someone had explained to him precisely his position in the Plan. But they hadn’t, and he had to get along somehow.
And anyway, if it were really so bad someone surely would have told him to stop doing it.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
16 Apr 2025
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Crowley folded his newspaper and accepted, with grim resignation, that he would have to try and save the world. It wasn’t that he particularly wanted to do it again; the first time had been bad enough and he’d needed an eleven-year-old to do the hard bit. He didn’t feel any kind of great love towards all living things at the moment, or have any heroic feelings. He simply knew that nobody else would do it.
And Aziraphale, who had stumbled his way into the centre of it all, would be trying desperately not to let it happen and failing, because Heaven wouldn’t let him succeed. One more time, and he resolved that it would be the very last time, Crowley would have to fix things for him.
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Crowley goes on a road trip across America to delay the Second Coming. Aziraphale tries to teach angels about humanity. In between, they talk.Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
16 Apr 2025
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What God Has Joined Together by Twilightcitysky for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2023
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Five times Aziraphale and Crowley attended weddings throughout history, and one time they planned their own.
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15 Apr 2025
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
13 Apr 2025
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Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!
(He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)
Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.
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13 Apr 2025
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it's written all over by Ark
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2023
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The last thing that Crowley expects on the day Aziraphale goes to Heaven is to see Aziraphale again that night.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
13 Apr 2025
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Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.
And fuck, it feels good.
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Bookmarked by TheExquisiteCorpse
12 Apr 2025