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“Not really how winning a prize works, mate.”
“It’s my prize,” Stede says, like he’s being the reasonable one here. “I’ll win it however I like. Can I?”
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11 May 2024
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After, when Stede’s catching his breath and staring at the ceiling with Ed pressed in a hot line against him, he lets his mind catch on a little corner of sensation, that bright-hot first stretch of Ed’s cock inside him that ached as much as it satisfied, and allows it to play on a loop.
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10 May 2024
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With the lamplight at his back, Ed’s looming shadow fell large and dark over the tank. Although he was caught beneath it, the merman did not withdraw, nor did he flinch in fear. In fact, the gauzy distance in his eyes seemed to clear a bit as his gaze roved up to meet Ed’s.
In shadow, his irises were as dark as the abyssal sea, and the look in them was pained, but, intriguingly, not at all afraid.
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A poacher, in an attempt to impress Blackbeard, flaunts a new prize catch: a real, honest-to-god merman.
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30 Apr 2024
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This time, this record, it feels right, and warm. Like a tailored shirt. Like an exquisite cashmere blanket. Or like the first time he and Stede kissed: a jolt and a moment of oh, so this is what it’s all about. This is why my life has led me here. This is who I’m supposed to be.
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20 Apr 2024
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“Well.” Gathering up Ed’s wrists in his hands, Stede pins them above his head, leaning down to rub their noses together before pressing a quick kiss to his lips. Under him Ed squirms, pushing against Stede’s iron hold as fire curls in the bowl of his hips. “What about right here? Like this.”
Ed digs his head into the pillow and groans at the implication, at the thought of Stede bouncing on his cock. It’s been awhile, and Ed would be a filthy liar if he said he didn’t miss it. “You wanna ride me? Fuck yeah. You have the best fucking ideas, love.”
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19 Apr 2024
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“I could help you, you know,” says Ed. “Like, the reinventing yourself bit. Or figuring it out.”
Hope hops on its feet, attempting takeoff. “You would?”
“‘Course I would, mate. You’re my best friend.”
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Recently divorced, Stede isn't sure where to start on the whole "getting himself out there" thing. Ed offers to help, so they write out a list of Stede’s goals. The only problem? They both may be just slightly in love with each other. They just don't know it yet.
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18 Apr 2024
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'Til We See the Sunlight by ClaireGregory, ghostalservice, mossgroves
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Mar 2024
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The year is 2010, and figure skater Edward Teach thinks he's ready for his fourth Olympics, that it'll just be the same old same old—hold onto his rival's record, win the gold, keep himself head and shoulders above anyone else—and then he meets a first-time Olympian who's not like anyone he's ever known.
Stede Bonnet knows he's good enough to be here in Vancouver, but with a rival who keeps stealing his signature moves and some serious disadvantages in play, the best Stede can hope for is not to embarrass himself too badly—until he meets the skater he's idolised since their teens, who might just change everything.
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15 Apr 2024
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The Modern Werewolf's (& Vampire's) Guide to Courting Your Alpha by raspberryseashanty
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
06 Apr 2025
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Viago has a plan.
The specifics are a little fuzzy, though.
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08 Apr 2024
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you're waking meadows in my mind by raspberryseashanty
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
21 Feb 2023
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The first time it happens, Anton can blame it on the adrenaline.
Alternate title: 5 times Anton & Viago 'accidentally' share a moment of intimacy, and 1 time they do it on purpose.
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07 Apr 2024
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Anton gets bored at work. Luckily, Viago knows how to make the time pass a little faster.
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- Part 3 of what we do in the evenings
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07 Apr 2024
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Anton is just enjoying the rare opportunity to have a bath, but Viago has a better idea.
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- Part 2 of what we do in the evenings
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07 Apr 2024
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Too Hot (Hot Damn) by adhduck, bizarrelittlemew, CartoonMayor, ClaireGregory, eefaevie, emi_rose, fake_geek_boy, ghostalservice, petrichorca, wardrobespierre, xoxoemynn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Oct 2023
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Stede leaves his wife over a sexy calendar model, then finds himself in the presence of the man himself after a series of unfortunate fiery events.
Firefighter Edward Teach keeps getting called out to a handsome middle-aged bachelor's apartment to respond to kitchen fires.
Will their unlikely connection spark an inferno? 🔥
Now with a podfic by LoopyDangerFrog!
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07 Apr 2024
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While they’ve begun to carve out a fulfilling life on the island together, Ed is having a hard time dealing with the past. He wants to marry Stede, but doesn’t feel like he can even ask.
A character study exploring how Ed processes, learns to sit with himself, and falls more in love every day with Stede.
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07 Apr 2024
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Stede wants to wear an evening gown, and his famous fashion designer husband Edward Teach is thrilled to make his wish come true. Inspired by an incredible work of art by the incomparable buumbaby.
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28 Mar 2024
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Jaded, grief-stricken rock legend Edward Teach was only trying to find a new pet. But life -- or rather the magical Lighthouse Sanctuary -- had a different plan for him. This is a tale about finding home within yourself and in the people you bring into your life, and a love so great it makes a house come alive.
Or, modern day AU slow burn featuring a pining Ed, a clueless Stede, found family, roughly a million animals, and a very magical house.
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- Part 2 of The Merry Strays of Lighthouse Sanctuary
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28 Mar 2024
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we've got to stop meeting like this by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
24 Jan 2023
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“Not you again,” Anton says, exasperated.
Viago huffs and pouts and generally puts on a pretty endearing performance about being offended. “It’s not like I do it on purpose!”
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18 Mar 2024
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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18 Mar 2024
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Or, how a hotheaded werewolf and a heartbroken vampire learn to tolerate each other, become friends, and fall in love.
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17 Mar 2024
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Anton invites Viago back home to meet his family for the holidays.
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- Part 2 of Shadows Saga
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15 Mar 2024
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Anton and Viago take turns saving each other during a series of dangerous encounters.
Or: the mom friend 4 mom friend romance we all deserve.
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- Part 1 of Shadows Saga
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14 Mar 2024