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and in the ripe evening i wanted to be a nightingale by wizardlover
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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“Crowley.”
“Angel.”
“What's wrong?”
Crowley fidgets. “You can be really annoying sometimes, you know that." Aziraphale holds his silence. “I’m not… hurt.”
“But you,” Aziraphale starts, then bites his lip. “You keep… flinching. Is it—has it always…?”
“What?” Crowley’s face is really so lovingly expressive. “No! No, you—you’re fine. It’s me.”
“Crowley,” Aziraphale says, exasperated, “explain.”
“I, er, drank some poison. On accident.”
“Oh! You should have told me earlier! What is it—do you need—“
“Aziraphale. I’m not dying. But I,” and he swallows, and falls silent again.
“Would you like me to guess?”
“No! How would that be helpful? No.”
“Well what is it then?”
Crowley grumbles something. Aziraphale is quickly coming to the end of his very, very long, almost endless patience—he steps forward and grabs Crowley’s wrist and Crowley makes a noise.
It all goes very still. Aziraphale stays frozen in place, staring at Crowley with wide eyes.
“Are you,” he starts.
“You’re not hurting me,” Crowley mumbles, his face in his hands. Aziraphale makes an inquisitive noise. “I said, you’re not hurting me.”
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19 Jul 2025
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In Pleasure's Clothes by obstinatrix, wishwellingtons
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Aug 2019
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Crowley had always garbed himself like an expensive, Gothically-inclined rent boy; and moreover, Aziraphale had known him for several thousand years and had never known him go anywhere cramped or sweaty unless he was on the job.
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Three Times Aziraphale Stalked Crowley In Gay Clubs And One Time He Moped At Wilde’s Grave
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03 Jul 2025
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On The Matter Of Touch by Somedrunkpirate for ScribeofArda
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2019
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“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”
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For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.
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30 Jun 2025
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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28 Jun 2025
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The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
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28 Jun 2025
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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15 Jun 2025
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Where We Begin And End by espresso_six_shots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2024
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When writer and restaurant critic Aziraphale starts chatting with the handsome and captivating Crowley every weekend at the local pub, he thinks may have found the perfect distraction from a rather irritating situation at work, considering work is the one topic neither of them have ever broached.
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12 Jun 2025
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Showstopper by espresso_six_shots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 May 2025
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When actor Anthony Crowley is invited to take part in a special celebrity edition of a certain British baking competition, he agrees immediately. It’s for a good cause, after all. It has nothing to do with his long-standing crush on one of the show’s judges, professional baker Aziraphale East.
Okay, fine. It has a little bit to do with Aziraphale. Every time they’ve crossed paths, Crowley has walked away more smitten than the last, but he can’t seem to seal the deal. With only two days in the tent, can he whip up something scrumptious enough to convince Aziraphale to take a chance on Crowley – and maybe even on love?
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10 Jun 2025
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love and its decisive pain by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2019
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The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.
Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.
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- Part 2 of how deep the sand
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- 4/4
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01 Jun 2025
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Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.
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“You’re being ridiculous.”Crowley very nearly falls over.
Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—
“What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.
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30 May 2025
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such selfish prayers by alterpatty (spargelseason)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2017
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Crowley, while still apparently comatose, had somehow managed to wrap himself so thoroughly around Aziraphale on their way up, that any attempt at dropping him onto the mattress without being pulled down as well proved futile.
And hence, quite defeated, Aziraphale found himself lying in a warm tangle of Crowley and blankets. He felt a little stunned.
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30 May 2025
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The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2019
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This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.
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25 May 2025
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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23 May 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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20 May 2025
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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16 May 2025
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Sudden and Surprising Moments of Overwhelming Affection by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 May 2019
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Aziraphale has not shut up in thirty-four minutes. Crowley’s been counting.
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15 May 2025
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Crowley's been annoyingly in love for six thousand years. What's another lifetime between friends?
Or: Aziraphale definitely fucks and isn't that just perfect?
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15 May 2025
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Four times Crowley fails to cope with Aziraphale using a pet name (and One time he starts to get used to it) by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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"Endearment" (noun) - A phrase expressing affection. A word that you use to show that you love someone.
Six thousand years’ worth of countless iterations of ‘you go too fast for me’ have left Crowley utterly unprepared in the face of Aziraphale’s unguarded affection.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Endearments
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13 May 2025
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Drinking Buddies and Diaries by dove_dove
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Aug 2023
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“I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.
Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”
“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”
Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”
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13 May 2025
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Angel-Centered Therapy Through A Multicultural Lens: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2024
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“I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”
“Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.
Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”
“What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”
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05 May 2025