TheMontess
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How in Faraday's name can you keep going? by TheMontess
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Dec 2025
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"Eddie might be satisfied with a swift little fuck, and good for you too, but I… Oh, call me old fashioned. I want to at least take you on a date first. Thursday. If you can wait that long? The club's going to be closed while Eddie installs the lights, and you'll be doing him a favour keeping me out of his hair. Beverly's, nine o'clock?"
You can hardly say no.
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First time fic between Volt and a Female Player Character/Reader, after a date at Beverly's.
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- Part 2 of A Plug Has Three Pins
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One Dance by TheMontess
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Kost and Davrin practice the formal dance for Rook and Lucanis' wedding. Badly. Written for "A Word with Friends" with the prompt word "balter"
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- Part 2 of Dungeons & Darkspawn
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Written for the BG3 Firsts Week challenge from Bluesky - Day 3: First time trying something new in bed.
Some time after the Act Two romance scene, Eilidh (Tav) wants to get a better look at Gale enjoying himself, as she has never seen a man masturbate before.
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- Part 9 of Woven in Faith
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You better give me a good reason to stay sat by TheMontess
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Nov 2025
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Shared for Day 1 of BG3 Firsts Week from Bluesky - First Kiss.
20-25 years post BG3 canon. Halsin gets a little tipsier than intended at a village festival and makes a move on his host, innkeeper Amora.
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- Part 2 of Seasons of the Bear
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Written for Day 21 of the BG3 Kinktober challenge from Bluesky - Mirror Sex
Astarion buys Rolan a mornday gift. It's a mirror. Classic "sex with a vampire"/invisible partner fun follows.
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- Part 4 of Bonds Broken and Made
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A Plug Has Three Pins by TheMontess
Fandom: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Dec 2025
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Dungeons & Darkspawn by TheMontess
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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congratulations might be in order by dazenguile
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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yuvan and lucanis finally sort out their sexual tension.
yuvan (he/they) is an oc meant to be an extra companion for the veilguard. (alongside his buddy mav (they/them) but they're not in this one)
veilguard spoilers ahead btw!!!!!!!! takes place act 3 after the end of lucanis' personal quest
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i've never rly written smut before. this is super self indulgent lol. i guess technically porn without plot but they talk a lot too so idk. like i said i'm new to this
also i could have maybe split this up into like. not just a long one shot in hindsight but shrug. sorry.Series
- Part 4 of Mav and Yuvan DA AU
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21 Jul 2025
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In Search of Your Glory by powerbottomvik
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 Mar 2025
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Written in red sharpie above the paper towel dispenser it reads: Need a release? 707-555-1229 with a small heart drawn next to it.
Thoughts of relief and relaxation and release rush through Jayce’s head; a faint blush glowing on his cheeks. He can’t recall the last time he had sex, he’s just too busy with school to make time for dating or hookups. Now that he thinks about it, he’s not even sure when the last time he got off alone was. Maybe this could be the stress relief he’s looking for?
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Jayce goes to a glory hole
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- Part 1 of The (Glory)ous Ev(hole)ution
Bookmarked by TheMontess
19 Jul 2025
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Let's Blow a Hole in This Town by powerbottomvik
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Sep 2025
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Hey, I saw your number on the wall. Does your offer still stand?
It’s from an unknown number. Viktor raises his eyebrow, wondering which place in town this stranger found his number. It’s been a few months since someone new has reached out, not that that’s an issue. Viktor has a roster of regulars and typically meets at least one a week but, as the semester’s come to a close, he hasn’t scheduled any recently. The idea of something new intrigues him, and he has been wound a bit tight.. He drafts out his reply, then waits a few minutes to respond. He doesn’t want to give the impression that he’s at this person's beckoned call. He still has to finish this chapter anyway.
The Last Drop. 30 min. Second floor bathroom.
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Viktor has a new encounter at his glory hole
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- Part 2 of The (Glory)ous Ev(hole)ution
Bookmarked by TheMontess
19 Jul 2025
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Gale and Astarion, two men who inadvertently found themselves working in the porn industry years ago, find themselves back in it to make a quick buck. But sometimes fucking for business doesn’t stay that way..
Bookmarked by TheMontess
04 Jun 2025