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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Alastor is in a relationship with Lucifer, but there's one thing he's been keeping from Lucifer: his deal with Charlie. He's planning on telling him, but he's not sure when. Things fall apart when Lucifer finds out about the deal just as Alastor decided to take the next step in their relationship, and a misunderstanding is had.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    He never begged.
    Not when she struck him.
    Not when she ordered him to kneel.
    Not when she broke him down and stripped him of his dignity.
    Alastor knew he was hers. But he thought—hoped—Lucifer might love him anyway.
    But there was only one thing more dangerous than wearing a collar—hope.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Every year, Alastor's demeanor changed in December. While still a surprise to most of the Hotel, they had come to accept this part of the Radio Demon.

    Lucifer was not falling for it, not in the slightest. Alastor didn't do feelings. Not under any circumstance, not for any reason - unless it was to deceive, or manipulate. He had the sinner all figured out, he was certain of it.

    If he had to spend the entirety of his and Charlie's festivities dispelling the charade, he would. Mark his words, Alastor would fall.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Alastor's curse in Hell is that it hurts to make connections. The touch of another sinner will burn and blister his skin; the hands of the ones he loves will never be a soothing touch, never a comfort, only pain.

    So Alastor avoided touch, avoided friends.

    Until the day Lucifer arrives, picks a fight with him and lays his hands on Alastor - and Alastor discovers that the Devil's hands do not burn him, do not hurt him. Touch starved and desperate, he chases after any kind of contact, whatever the risk may be.

    (In which an asexual person writes our one canon asexual character and once again takes a ship only semi seriously)

    Set during season one and branches off into season 2 as I watch it.

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    09 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Never back a Questioning Radio Demon into a corner. You will lose far worse than a finger.
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    Alastor laughs in the face of shame; or at least that's what everyone thinks. When Queen Lilith's sudden return threatens to drag a long-buried skeleton out of the Radio Demon's closet, Alastor reluctantly relies on the other Hazbins to help navigate these new waters. But The Radio Demon has always and will always identify as an Instigator first and foremost, and the allure of poking and prodding at such glaring sore spots is just too great to resist!

    Or: 5 times Alastor flirts with Lucifer in front of his ex wife to piss her off, and one time they're both literally just standing there, but it pisses her off anyway.

    Ch 1: Lilith's pov
    Ch 2: Charlie's pov
    Ch 3: Vaggi's pov
    Ch 4: Rosie's pov
    Ch 5: Lucifer's pov
    Ch 6: ??? pov

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    26 Feb 2026