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  1. Summary

    A series of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy AU pre-canon fics about Ford Prefect confronting his drinking problem, Arthur Dent managing his anxiety, and both of them falling in love, whatever that means for them.

    Each entry in this series is meant to be able, as much as possible, to be read as a standalone story without needing the other fics for context, but the later a fic is in the series, the more context may be required.

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  2. Summary

    A series of fluffy Ford/Arthur fics in which various uses for towels are demonstrated.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    There's a place where those who wonder may pay a price for their curiosities. The eldest of three brothers has a fascination with the macabre.

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    25 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Terzooooooo!” It’s faint, possibly just a figment of his imagination, but the sound causes him to perk up. Perhaps someone really cares after all. “Terzo! Where are you? I really hope you’re out here because we’ve looked everywhere else and I miss you.” That sounds like Copia.
    “Fratellino if we walked all the way out here to find you and you aren’t here, I’m going to kill you!” Secondo. Terzo strains his ears to see if he can recognize the voice of… Oh yes, he’s there too.
    “Oh yes, threatening to kill him is really going to convince him to come out of hiding, stupido.” It’s Primo, who must be very annoyed by now if he’s calling people names.
    “O-over here,” Terzo shouts, shivering. He leaps to his feet, jumping up and down and waving his arms. His brothers! They came looking for him! They’re here.

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    Following a meeting with his father in regards to his subpar grades, Terzo decides that he is done with life at the abbey and he is going to run away. The other three Emeritus brothers take it upon themselves to find him back and convince him to stay.

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    02 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Primo Emeritus is known the world over as the eldest and wisest of the Emeritus brothers. Satanists everywhere look up to him for his extensive knowledge of dark magic, the occult, and theology. He’s brilliant and he’s powerful and has everything after retiring back to Italy after his time fronting Ghost. He is everything that his father made him to be. Before Secondo is born and thrust upon him at age ten, changing his name and his life forever, Primo is not himself. He has no name, no education, and no idea that he is the son of an anti-pope. As Junior, a little boy growing up in the Ministry figures, he himself out until he becomes Papa Emeritus I.

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    The little boy Primo fic that specifically one person asked for that I wanted to write because 'character study'!

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    02 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Terzo is kidnapped by a group of Christians who believe he needs to repent.

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    This is not a bunch of oneshots, this is a story!
    Heed the tags!

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    02 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “You weren’t always a fire ghoul, were you?” Phantom’s voice was barely above a whisper as his eyes traced along Dew’s neck, down his torso and to his ribs, following the ridges of the barely visible scars over where gills used to be.
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    Phantom asks Dew about his past, not knowing much about Dew's elemental transition nor the emotional wreck that left him in, combined with his old pack and Terzo leaving, and accidentally hits a sore spot.

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    02 Jul 2024