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    Shen Qingqiu was prepared for demons, swords, and betrayal... not pointy hats, dragons, elves and this suspiciously ring with cursed vibes. Now caught in a world with no cultivation, and far too much walking, Shen Qingqiu must rely on his greatest skills: talking nonsense with confidence and pretending to have a plan while hoping he doesn’t die a third time.

    Or: Shen Qingqiu transmigrates to Middle Earth after he self detonates.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    AHHHHHHH no like this seriously is one of the best fanfics I've ever read.
    I don't have the time to describe everything rn but holy shit I wish this went on for another like 30 chapters. I wish I could leave more kudos. I wish I could read it for the first time again. I love the world, the writing style, the characters, the character development, the pacing.

    The only thing I hate is that I now want to read Thranduil x SQQ reallllyyy bad and I know for a fact that doesn't exist. Seriously, fuck you, author.

    And thank you for this work of art. Watch me speed trough all of your other works like I don't have a live.
    Also, it's been years since I last read the Hobbit. Literally. I was a kid back then and I basically don't remember anything. This allowed me to revisit so many of my old memories and learn new things about the Hobbit.

    I can also honestly say that reading this has vastly improved my mental state. If I wanted to explain how, I'd have to publish my own 270K Word work, but it did.
    THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU. I don't know how bookmarks work or if anyone besides me will ever read this, but if I ever forget about this fanfic, I need to re-read it immediately.

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    A very indulgent fic about SY(J) as a demon lord, screwing over the plot and banging LQG on the regular.

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    29 Oct 2024

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    Basically everyone gets a good fuck, everything is turning out fine and sy is a BAMF in all caps.

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    “Tommy, close your eyes,” Technoblade commanded.
    “Why-”
    “Do it,” he said firmly. His knuckles turned white from how hard he was gripping the iron bars, “Fenik,” he said, and the iron tore apart in front of him, the shackles on his wrists shattered and fell to the ground.
    The guard stumbled back, “Don’t come any closer or I’ll-”
    Techno didn’t let him finish the thought, “Kh’ek.”
    The guard’s body crumpled, his bones shattering out of his skin. Blood erupted from the guard, spraying all across the hallway and cell.
    “Alright,” he said, turning around, “It’s over. You can open your-”
    Tommy was staring at him with wide, very haunted, very open, eyes. A drop of blood from the spray rolled down his cheek, “What the fuck was that?” he choked out.

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    In a world of gods and magic, everything has a true Name. A Name was the sound of a soul, the fabric of being. If you knew something’s Name, you held complete power over it.
    Technoblade is the greatest Namer to ever live, rumored to know the Names of everything in the world. Everything of course, but his own.

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    27 Jul 2024

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    Very nice good portrayal of mental illness and stuff and technoblade is so cool. also Author might have a grudge against people named Josh or similar. 8 / 10, Moana style awakening included

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    “Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
    Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
    Well, except for one.
    “You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
    “Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
    “Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”

    Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.

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    05 Feb 2024

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    After getting banished for (jokingly) claiming a majority of the Witchlands just to show he could, Technoblade has been adjusting well to life in the human realm. Sure, there's a guy called Phil living in his backyard who is definitely spying on him and the new fast food joint in town is probably a front for the mafia. But that's really none of Techno's business, is it?

    All he wanted to do was get a hot dog at four am.

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    16 Feb 2024

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