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    Wait and See by

    Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)  

    14 Jun 2018

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    Michelle doesn't know how many times she has to tell the idiots that she lives with the butcher isn't flirting via discounted bacon. That the very nice and very clever and very handsome Sean...Mr. McKnight...the butcher, isn't flirting with her. He is just a very friendly sort. Besides a man like that wouldn't be interested in a mess like her.
    Sean doubts he'll ever get the courage up to ask Michelle out, and besides she is too sweet and pretty to be interested in a failure like him.
    The Idiot Squad all want Michelle to be happy.
    They will make it happen, they totally have love figured out by now and matchmaking will be a breeze.
    Percival also really appreciates the savings they are receiving on steaks. But it is about Michelle first.

    Please read Chapter 6 of Good Families Don't before reading this (it will make sense if you don't, but a lot more sense if you do).

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    A Promise is A Promise by

    Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)  

    10 Sep 2019

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    Direct sequel to I'll love you forever.

    The Idiot Squad has to deal with two pregnancies. This is enough of a problem (that is a joy but still for these people a problem). They certainly don't need any more complications. Not a one. And definitely not Merlin's only relative a ne'er do well cousin arriving on their doorstep with problems of his own that need solving.

    There are not enough fruit tarts in the world to help Merlin cope with all this change.

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    I'll Love You Forever by for Willbakefordean

    Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)  

    12 Mar 2017

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    Merlin owns Kingsman games, a video game company that his whole pack works for. The group have decided their alpha needs a mate and force his grumpy hermit ass to go out and meet omegas at fancy parties and social occasions.
    So of course he finds his perfect mate in waiter Eggsy Unwin. Now he just has to convince the lad that it isn't a joke, that he really does want him for forever.

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    The Resigned Beta by

    Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)  

    23 Jun 2018

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    Eggsy has saved the day. It's brilliant being a hero - if by brilliant you mean exhausting and horrible and he wants to sleep for days and not be haunted by how many died. Only he isn't going to have time for that break. Because Merlin has kindly informed him, since he killed Arthur, Eggsy now has to take up that mantle. A job no omega has had before, a job he isn't prepared for.
    So now, he has to rule a secret spy organization, while the world attempts to fix itself, and is receiving courting offers from everyone under the sun.
    He doesn't want a mate, he just wants to survive.
    And if he has to suffer the job of Arthur, then Merlin can damn well be by his side and help him do this, no matter that it isn't what the beta wants.
    But the truth is, Eggsy has no idea what Merlin wants, and Merlin would prefer he never find out.
    Only, Merlin seldom gets his way.

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    The Courting Season by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    21 Aug 2020

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    Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.

    And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!

    Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.

    A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.

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