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Initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi did not take Master Jinn's last rejection lying down. With the Force whispering gleefully in his ear he decided to make his own way through the wide unknown galaxy. He wasn't afraid, though. No, in fact he was a little bit excited. After all, if he didn’t want to be a farmer and couldn’t be a Jedi, maybe being a pirate was his path in life. Either way he knew he was heading for an adventure.
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- Part 1 of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ambassador of Mandalore
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- English
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- 139,806
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- 27/27
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20 May 2023
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In Loco Pirates by izzythehutt
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Aug 2015
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A down-on-his-luck Hondo Ohnaka manages to capture the unicorn of all bounties--Luke Skywalker, which sends Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, on a painfully familiar trip to the planet Florrum to collect his prize. The failed negotiations leave Vader in the awkward position of being stuck in a besieged pirate bunker, trying to balance keeping his wayward child safe (and in his custody) with controlling the tongue of a loose-lipped pirate who--to the surprise of no one--has a bad habit of telling 'amusing' anecdotes from the Clone Wars.
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- Part 1 of In Loco Pirates-Verse
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- English
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- 34,920
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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20 May 2023
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20 May 2023
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Mirror, mirror in the stars, who's the least competent father of them all?
(It's Hondo. It's absolutely Hondo Ohnaka. Who let this man have access to a child?)
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What if Alderaan was a warlike world, one that produced warriors that rivaled the Mandalorians in terms of skill and ruthlessness?
What if Dendon was a peaceful world, one devoted to culture and the creation of art?
What if Han Solo joined the navy, not the army?
What if Firmus Piett wasn’t raised on Axxila?
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19 May 2023
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We Chase the Stars and Steal the Moon by kj_feybarn for dendral
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Jul 2020
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Quinlan gave in first. “Fine. Ask him for help.”
“But remind him he’s not in charge,” Cody added. Obi-Wan knew that getting Cody to like Hondo was probably a lost cause, but he still hoped. Cody might put up with the Pirate Captain, but that was the extent of it.
Obi-Wan reached for his comm, dialing in the familiar code.
It took only a moment and then Hondo was answering, an exaggerated scowl on his face. “My betrayer!”
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, not bothering to respond to the all too familiar accusation. “How do you feel about stealing something big?”
Hondo looked like he was debating with himself as to whether he wanted to continue being churlish and accusing or whether he wanted to steal things. Thankfully, in this, Hondo was very predictable. “You have drunken too much, my friend, if you have to ask.”
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- Part 1 of Our Legacy Is Meant to Be Told
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- English
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- 7,068
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- 1/1
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19 May 2023
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The fledgling First Order has lost control of its first super-weapon and the galaxy has been thrown into chaos. With her husband dead and her brother missing, Leia is determined to protect her young son, even if it means staying in hiding for the rest of her life. Even if it means forging a new alliance with an old enemy, who may have a secret motivation of his own...
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- 67,156
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- 25/25
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19 May 2023
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04 May 2023
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“Are you lonely?”
Always the same conversation.
“Maybe. Sometimes.”
“Sometimes I am, too. I think.”
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Six years after the battle of Hogwarts and the death of the Dark Lord, Harry Potter dreams of a little girl in a forest. Because it was never really over.
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24 Apr 2023
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There's a Crown, Covered in Glitter and Gold by MissELY
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2024
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A mysterious object is uncovered in the depths of the Ministry, causing chaos and concern.
Desperate for a change, a challenge, and a better way to pay for the care of her ailing mother, Hermione agrees to work for the Ministry on solving that mystery.
This sets her on a path towards the recently returned Harry Potter, who is trying to root out corruption in a deeply flawed system, towards her old Hogwarts bullies who are longing to see her fail, and towards a crown, that she will wear, whether they like it or not.
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- 168,229
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- 32/34
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24 Apr 2023
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children's voices should be dear by nagia
Fandom: Labyrinth (1986), The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
06 Jun 2013
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Sarah Williams is a very changed girl.
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24 Apr 2023
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She walked all the way to the Forbidden Forest every night for five years. Hidden, silent, eager. He was always there, waiting.
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23 Apr 2023
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Last Serving Daughter by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
27 Nov 2022
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"No hope in the air, / No hope in the water, / Not even for me, / Your last serving daughter." - Laura Marling, 'Hope in the Air.'
Gwen brings to mind Quellon’s doomed reforms and the stares and gossip that followed him, once the most renowned and famed of all Ironborn, at the end of his life. How the mighty have fallen. Balon will be glad to be rid of her; once she’s married, she’s no longer his responsibility, even if she’s widowed. He doesn’t want to have to so much look at her again, not anymore than he did after the Rebellion, when she did nothing but weep and cling to his increasingly unhinged wife.
…The greenlanders were formed from clay and sand and mud, and once you dunk them in water, they crumble and drown. The Ironborn were forged from stone and steel; their God loves them so that He made them unbreakable, undaunted, undefeated. Except when they are defeated. And then He loves them a little less.
(In which Quellon's final child by his last wife, a stillborn daughter, survives.)
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22 Apr 2023
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Plough the Shit by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 May 2023
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"Heaven has been promised to the righteous / Hell's an overpopulated pit / Purgatory's given to the dreamers / But the world belongs to those who plough the shit." - Ben Caplan, 'Plough the Shit'.
In the year 129 AC, as a civil war erupts on mainland Westeros, a homeless thief named Nettles climbs out of the gutter and onto a dragon's back.
Five years later, she is seen for the last time, fleeing deeper into the Mountains of the Moon, a trail of dead and dying soldiers in her wake.
This is the story of what happened in between.
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22 Apr 2023
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Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
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- 53/53
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22 Apr 2023
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An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.
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- 27/27
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22 Apr 2023
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A Queen For The Kingdom by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Den lille Havfrue | The Little Mermaid - Hans Christian Andersen
05 Jun 2020
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The little mermaid grows up.
Taking the sea witch's place and becoming a queen on her own terms isn't how she'd planned on doing it.
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- 10/10
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12 Apr 2023
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Marc's expression changed. “No. Wait. That’s—”
And Layla watched, bewildered, as her husband’s tired, worn face morphed into something hard, and cold, and furious: angry confusion on every line as he backed away, looked around. She froze where she sat on the ancient altar, wearing only her tank top and automatically trying to tug it down over naked bottom half as a chill rippled up her spine. This man was a stranger she had never seen before, neither Steven Grant nor Marc Spector, and the way his eyes took in everything in the room in a calculating, cold manner put her off tremendously.
He might not know there are two more of him. He might not even know who I am.
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Layla and Marc's couple bonding trip to Akhmim goes tits up, and Jake Lockley decides he wants to play, too.
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11 Apr 2023
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Thomas and Martha Wayne are Gotham's most famous martyrs. They used to be a wife and a husband, a mother and a father, doting parents. They could also be cunning, wicked, glamorous, decadent; an heir and a gold-digger, beautiful people in a beautiful house. It takes a certain kind of parents to make a man like Bruce Wayne, and Alfred can't take all the blame. He can't even take most of it.
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- Part 2 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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- 36,843
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07 Apr 2023
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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- 4,500
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- 2/2
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- 7
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- 385
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07 Apr 2023
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Home is where you make it.
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- Part 1 of Duo Points of View
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- 597
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 8
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05 Apr 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
WTF LUNA. This is sooo good.
Romanticizing our brain rot omg