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When the infant in the golden pod crash lands on the underdeveloped planet known as Earth, it already has all its teeth.
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12 Aug 2025
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Jack is actually a Pooka, and his memories of a human family belonged to someone else. Jack thought remembering that was the hard part, but it's nothing compared to old ghosts and his winter powers going out of control.
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31 Mar 2025
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Once Upon a Time in South Siberia [FIC + ART] by upthehillart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2023
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When a simple Auror mission goes ridiculously wrong, Hermione and Pansy find themselves lost together wandless in the middle of nowhere.
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16 Jan 2025
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A Thrill Failed To Deliver by J_Baillier
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2025
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When The Work is replaced with chemotherapy and restaurant dinners with radiation treatment, will a new, devastating normal bring John and Sherlock closer, or drive them apart — as Sherlock seems convinced it will?
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13 Jan 2025
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Bram Stoker's HANNIBAL by DBMars
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
09 Jan 2024
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Love Never Dies.
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
Hannibal + Bram Stoker's Dracula + the classic novel = a new version of the seductive vampire legend.
Count Hannibal Lecter loses the thing most precious to him -- the love of his life. God is beyond measure in wanton malice, and matchless in his irony. And so Hannibal renounces God, and becomes an immortal monster that feeds on the blood of the living.
400 years after losing his beloved, Count Lecter meets a man who looks exactly like the husband he lost -- reborn and returned. But who could learn to love a monster?
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13 Jan 2025
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Sakura should have known that Naruto taking an interest in seals would lead to disaster.
In hindsight, maybe she should have looked to see if the piece of paper she’d pressed a chakra-laden finger to was the explosive seal or the slightly smudged miniature storage seal containing all of her shinobi registration documents.
(KakaSaku Time Travel AU)
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- Part 1 of Sealing Shenanigans
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13 Jan 2025
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There's an insatiable hunger in her, a gaping hole in the center of her chest. Naruto's been swept away by a Sannin, Sasuke's disappeared into the grips of another remarkably less sane Sannin, and the last Sannin rejected her apprenticeship in favor of training Hinata.
Kakashi's disappeared, her parents are running out of money, her team has abandoned her, and her savings are quickly wearing thin. Alone and desperate, Sakura reverse summons and prays.
She wakes up on the wrong side of Water Country, stranded on an island, and with an extra passenger in her head.
(naruto gets toads. sasuke gets snakes. sakura gets something... decidedly less normal.)
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13 Jan 2025
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In many lives, Ino was Sakura's first hero. In this, someone else got to her first.
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- Part 1 of Scales
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13 Jan 2025
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She had to get better, obviously, but she kept running into the same barriers. Kakashi-sensei had given them a week off after Wave and then promptly fucked off to kami-sama knows where, her taijutsu was abysmal, her chakra reserves were too small for most jutsus beyond the Academy Three which was basically every jutsu in existence, and she didn’t have any kind of support system that could help her in any meaningful way. She spent an entire day scouring the library for any kind of tool or trick or skill that would be accessible to a genin who knew fuck all about being a ninja that would also positively impact her chances of survival starting immediately. Unsurprisingly, there was almost nothing. Surprisingly, she did find one potential lead.
So. Summoning.
An AU where post-Wave Sakura gets her shit together. Featuring Temari as Kazekage, the Sanin and their inability to go to therapy, and special guest, Inuzuka Hana’s dumpsterfire of a love life
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- Part 1 of A Hand Outstretched Calls my Name
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13 Jan 2025
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“My name is Hatake Sakumo, and I’ve been dead for tweleve years.”
It seemed fitting that her kekkei genaki would awaken in the cemetery, of all places.
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The Haruno Clan are immigrants, Sakura grows up differently, there are ghosts dogging her every step, and that changes everything.
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13 Jan 2025
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In a world in which life spans are combined between soulmates and one's first burst of chakra manifests in one's mate's signature technique, Sakura summons a snake.
Konoha becomes her prison as she grows up with an executioner's axe resting against her neck and vultures circling above her head.
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13 Jan 2025
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The Marriage Law and Procreation Plan has just one goal: to produce magical children.
Draco is preparing to wed before he is matched, until he changes his mind at the last possible moment. Now he's bound to follow a law that would take away everything he's supposed to want and give him the one woman he could never have.
How does Draco cope with a match who is not thrilled by the prospect? How does he work his way into her heart and also her pants by the Ministry-imposed deadline? And what on earth is he supposed to do about the fact that he's never actually done anything like this before?
Join Draco on his adventure to win over Hermione Granger, despite the marriage law she hates and every other inconvenience life throws at them. Marriage is never easy, but Draco is up for the challenge.
Featuring a BAMF Hermione Granger and a Very Good Boy Draco Malfoy who is only slightly (okay very) intimidated by his wife.
**2024 Reddit Dramione Top Fics**
Best Marriage Law Fics (Top 10)
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- Part 1 of The Virgin Draco Chronicles
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13 Jan 2025
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When the gods broke free of their prison, the pieces left behind were not trapped for long. The hole in the net widened, as the gods explored their new universe, hand in hand in hand in hand, and their cast-off remains slipped slowly onto the planet that had started it all, seeping from the wound of the Narrator's creation into the world that had killed him.
It was only a matter of time before those living in such a world bound those fragments to mortal flesh, letting the Voices share bodies once more, but with humans this time.
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- Part 1 of What Remains
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- 72,333
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- 27/27
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13 Jan 2025
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My heart is a fist of barbed wire by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2019
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"Now I have three heads: one for speech, one for sex, and one for second guessing." - Analicia Sotelo. 'South Texas Persephone'.
Her door clicks open and nearly clips her in the face. It could be a sudden draft, but Amy is doubtful. Her fist clenches shut around the marble. It is pretty. She could look at it for hours, the way it catches the light. It’s almost like a sweet. Want curls up in her chest like a cat. She thinks she’ll keep it. A gift from the big grey orphanage, just to her.
“That’s mine,” comes a thin, cold voice, and she sees the boy across the hall for the first time. His room is directly across from hers. He is pretty, she thinks, like a drawing from a book. The lines of his face are smooth and pale. His hair is dark and neatly parted. He holds himself very rigidly, like a miniature soldier or a wind-up toy. “That’s mine,” he repeats, sharply.
(In which Tom Riddle is not the only strange child to come out of Wool's.)
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- Part 1 of Barbed Wire, Grass Crown
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- 107,436
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- 33/33
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13 Jan 2025
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Sakura is thirteen when she first finds the journals.
Sakura is fourteen when she has studied enough to understand them.
Sakura is eighteen when she finally accepts what she has become.The air around her tastes like victory and she thrives in it.
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- 3/3
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13 Jan 2025
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A collection of fanart created for the Un/Masked series
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- Part 3 of Un/Masked
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13 Jan 2025
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"Something went wrong when transferring Hotaru's neural impulses into the newest iMind.
Mind mapping technology had advanced by leaps and bounds and, yielding to her grandkids' pleas, sixty-four year old Kita Hotaru had finally signed the documents and set a date for the procedure.
On the morning of the 2nd of June, in a small hospital bed, the anesthetic lulled mrs Kita to sleep. The wakeup was far more painful and sudden, a tiny body dropping in the middle of a dirt road."Reality isn't a creation of the mind. And yet here she is, sixty-four going on ten, forever young in a world where the young are the first to die.
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- 10/10
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13 Jan 2025
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Body, mind, and soul.
The day Raphael began plotting his revenge was the same day he discovered Tav naked in his bed.
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- Part 1 of The Devil’s Stage
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- 101,163
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- 14/14
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13 Jan 2025
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Time travel fanfiction, in which Hermione finds herself in the year 1944, the last year of Voldemort's time at Hogwarts. Not knowing how she got there and for what purpose, she joins force with Dumbledore to find a way back to the future, back to the battle of Hogwarts. During her stay she gets close to people she has always thought of as evil, only to discover that even monsters can have many layers. Will she be able to save the future in the past?
Please note that this is a translation of my German fanfiction Reue, which is almost finished. Also, since English is not my native language, I am open to any and all suggestions and corrections. Please feel free to roast my writing.
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- English
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- 145/170
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13 Jan 2025
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The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more.
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- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 972
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13 Jan 2025