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    When the infant in the golden pod crash lands on the underdeveloped planet known as Earth, it already has all its teeth.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Jack is actually a Pooka, and his memories of a human family belonged to someone else. Jack thought remembering that was the hard part, but it's nothing compared to old ghosts and his winter powers going out of control.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    When a simple Auror mission goes ridiculously wrong, Hermione and Pansy find themselves lost together wandless in the middle of nowhere.
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    16 Jan 2025

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    When The Work is replaced with chemotherapy and restaurant dinners with radiation treatment, will a new, devastating normal bring John and Sherlock closer, or drive them apart — as Sherlock seems convinced it will?

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    13 Jan 2025

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    Love Never Dies.

    "I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

    Hannibal + Bram Stoker's Dracula + the classic novel = a new version of the seductive vampire legend.

    Count Hannibal Lecter loses the thing most precious to him -- the love of his life. God is beyond measure in wanton malice, and matchless in his irony. And so Hannibal renounces God, and becomes an immortal monster that feeds on the blood of the living.

    400 years after losing his beloved, Count Lecter meets a man who looks exactly like the husband he lost -- reborn and returned. But who could learn to love a monster?

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    13 Jan 2025