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    Mystery Work

    Part of Kitchenwench’s Fics
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    17 Jun 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    What if your soulmate was shitty?

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    10 Jun 2024

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    Percy Weasley is not particularly reckless, until he is, once, on the anniversary of his brother's death. For most people, the idea of sending oneself through time to correct one's mistake would remain a fantasy, something to dwell on in the middle of the night, but Percy has always been too capable for his own good.

    Featuring: a reluctant spy, an unlikely friendship between a ghost and a lonely student, a portrait, very few friends, several very lengthy conversations about soul magic, and far too many Horcruxes.

    (Or, an attempt to answer the question, if someone intelligent was sent back through time, armed only with the word 'Horcrux' and a general knowledge of the main timeline––not to mention a keen understanding of the Hogwarts curriculum––could that person logic his way to defeating the Dark Lord? Only time will tell).

    COMPLETE.

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    09 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    "Or you could come meet your makers."

    Cooper and Lucy travel the waste together to find the answers they both seek.
    Lucy wants the truth about the world she's discovered, Cooper wants his family - and revenge.
    Will their strange partnership hold?
    And will they still want the same things when they become different animals altogether?

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    06 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Could just EAT the prose on this one.

    The banter just 😍

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    The Vaultie had fallen behind, standing almost concealed behind the torrents of water, her arms spread wide and face tipped up to the sky.

    He stalked back to her, only now hearing the jubilant ring of her laughter over the roar of the deluge. Her large doe eyes were squeezed shut, the drenched material of her tank top gone transparent.

    It stirred something in him to see such unrestrained joy, something so pure in the midst of such a damaged, broken world – and all over some rain.

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    28 May 2024

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    After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.

    [A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]

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    25 May 2024

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    Geralt is just supposed to pass through the quiet Lettenhove area. He's not anticipating being begged by its people to help save their viscount from a curse that keeps him from daylight. Lord Jaskier, they call him, and he's likely dying.

    As Geralt struggles to untangle the ugly web of history that has lead to the increasingly complicated curse, he finds himself spending more and more time with the strange young viscount and wondering just what he might have been before the curse, and who he might be after. But things are not always as they seem, and as the curse tightens its grip on Jaskier, Geralt is forced to face the fear of failing yet another person whose choices were stolen from them.

    Or-

    Jaskier is kept from becoming a bard. Geralt finds him anyway.

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    20 May 2024

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
    FOX

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    15 May 2024

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    Ego never landed on Earth, but the Quills were meant for the stars regardless.

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    15 May 2024

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    Mystery Work

    Part of Hidden Works
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    05 May 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 64

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    "How many made it past culling?" Gehenna asked dryly.

    Saul scratched the back of their neck anxiously and replied, "I really wish you wouldn't call it that. They're just children- well, most of them, really."

    "And none of them should even be here," God snapped, "Infants should never be privy to the holy terror of the First, we've discussed this."

    "And I've told you that I didn't seek them out, they volunteered. They all admitted to running informal trails of their own back in their own Houses, this just gives their doom a more controlled environment. We cannot stop their hunger."

    Gehenna furrowed her brow, directing the force of her glower towards her present company. "We could starve them."
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    Hark! Witness the shock and dread of the First House of the Necropolis! Bear witness to the Undying Empress Gehennarchi Solitarius, envoy of righteous corruption. See her and the latest reaping of lyctoral mistakes.
    Or: Houseswap AU where Harrowhark is God, Gideon's her dead cavalier and John and Alecto are the Ninth

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    02 May 2024

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    Hermione and Draco are forced into an extremely reluctant partnership as Aurors. Featuring deviously clever Hermione and sarcastic cinnamon roll Draco (who is hiding a hairy, overlarge secret). Together they solve crime, get in trouble and, eventually, pine for each other such as the idiots they are.

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    02 May 2024

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    The offer was accepted and the arrangement was made: to save her friends from the Cybermen, the Thirteenth Doctor agreed to ten trips with the Master in his TARDIS—but before they could depart, the Doctor threw in an additional complication:

    “If you’re hearing this, it means that you just realised you couldn’t open the locket. You shouldn’t leave things like Chameleon Arches lying about like that, you know. People can get up to all sorts of mischief if left alone with one. So here’s my end of the deal: the locket will open after ten trips in the TARDIS. Until then, you’re stuck with your new human companion, Jenny Smith. I’ll still be travelling with you… I just won’t have to be there for it.”

    —which is when the Master added in a complication of his own:

    “If you want to run from your problems and hide inside a little human costume… fine. Two can play at that game.”

    Meanwhile in Bristol, the Twelfth Doctor’s decades-long routine of eccentric lecturing and vault guarding is about to be upended by the two most disruptive students St. Luke’s University has ever had: the perpetually bickering Jenny Smith and Harry Jones.

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    02 May 2024

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    In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
    With Draco Malfoy.
    Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.

    Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.

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    02 May 2024

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    Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.

    What he wasn't anticipating:
    1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
    2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.

    To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.

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    02 May 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 63

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    He hates her and she hates him, kiss kiss.

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    02 May 2024

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    Since the war, Hermione has hidden away from the world, striving to restore her parent’s health using ever-darker magic. Draco, an ex-con and outcast, spends his nights chasing leads in an attempt to solve a heinous crime. After nearly a decade of dead ends, they meet again, only for their mutual secret to be unearthed — one that changes everything.

    With any luck, this unlikely pair will put their pasts behind them and discover love is worth the risk.

    2023 Best of Dramione - Reddit

    Best Prose - 9th place
    Best Novel Length Fic - 7th place
    Best Slow Burn - 8th place
    Best Fake Relationship - 10th place
    Best Worldbuilding - 10th place

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    02 May 2024

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    The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.

    And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.

     

    (aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)

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    02 May 2024

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    Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

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    20 Apr 2024

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    attrition (n.):

     

    1. sorrow for one’s sins stemming from a motive other than that of the love of God
    2. friction

    Or, put simply: Dios Apate. Major.

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    02 Apr 2024

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