TooFarForward
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To Live, they say, would be the Greatest Adventure by TooFarForward
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Feb 2017
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The Pokemon AU nobody asked for: Derek is alone and exhausted and wants to go home, but the woods of route 16 have other plans. 5 years later finds an injured Fennekin seeking shelter, and a lonely Phantump that discards it's own fear to offer it.
This is only the beginning of the AU that spiralled out of control and is threatening to eat my life. Stay tuned to find out what happens next!
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- Part 1 of Pokéwolf
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Would this Count as a Religious Experience? by TooFarForward
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Aug 2014
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Prompt: A Noisy Adult has a Religious Experience.
Tony and Loki doing the do, or some shit.
Forgive me, for I am not great at writing smut.
But smut I have written.Series
- Part 2 of You Should Write (prompt fills)
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A Silly Alcoholic Explains Physics (or would if there wasn't a magical lunatic on his couch) by TooFarForward
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Aug 2014
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Title basically explains it, but there isn't really much to explain
Prompt: A silly alcoholic explains physics
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- Part 1 of You Should Write (prompt fills)
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Man of a Thousand Faces by TooFarForward
Fandoms: Avengers, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
01 Aug 2014
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So, I know it's a bit late, but I wrote something for FrostIron month...
It's short, it's probably bad, but really I don't know what to say here.
Tony does a thing, Loki eggs him on, I'm angry at HYDRA and that's where this came from.Series
- Part 1 of FrostIron Month
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You Should Write (prompt fills) by TooFarForward
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Aug 2014
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Just a series of wacky prompt fills that immediately made me think of the Avengers.
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Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?
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When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.
It’s very definitely not wine.
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Bookmarked by TooFarForward
28 Mar 2025
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Place for little snippets to the main story of Mark of a Lark.
Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL63gg7EPLQY8rsVU_ZXIJWp1o65alVd-e
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24 Jun 2024
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The Queen Lark by ImGayandTired20
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 May 2025
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23 Jun 2024
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“White Wolf,” the man rasped as the Witchers stopped just before the table, “I have come to re-” he broke off in a cough, a painful sound that had Triss already out of her seat, hesitating just to the side of the man, ready to help when permitted. “To request asylum,” he continued, pushing off from the guards helping him and sinking to his knees, though whether in submission or pain, Geralt couldn’t be sure. “My name is Julian Alfred Pankratz,” he continued haltingly, struggling to get the words out, “I request sanctuary from Redania and Nilfgaard…” he stopped talking, swaying where he knelt, and Geralt hastily glanced to Eskel for advice.
Or: Geralt's the Warlord, and some random noble (Jaskier) comes walking in, badly injured, before collapsing in the main hall and leaving a FUCK ton of questions in his wake.
(Can be read as a standalone)Series
- Part 2 of All hell and its fire waits for us
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23 Jun 2024
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Whatever Can Die is Beautiful by UrieNanashi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Elden Ring (Video Game)
21 Jun 2024
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Jaskier is finally free. After so long trapped in a form not his own he had begun to doubt which was his true self. But here he is, unshackled. The betrayals, violence, abandonment- the destruction his family wrought upon themselves and others, all of it left far behind. Jaskier is determined to enjoy this second chance. To bask in the beauty of life and ignore what horrors linger. Then he meets Geralt and things become complicated.
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“They don’t exist.”
“Pardon?” The bard’s brown hair flops as he tilts his head.
Geralt bravely doesn’t sigh again. “The monsters in your songs. They don’t exist.”
For some reason that gets him a grin, “How do you know?”
Geralt stares at him.
“I’m a Witcher.”
The bard laughs, “So just because you’ve never seen them that means they don’t exist?”
“Yes.” Geralt says flatly.
“Agree to disagree.” The man says flippantly, “But I would love to hear more about the monsters you’ve fought.”
“No.” Geralt takes a drink desperately and finds he is almost at the bottom of his tankard. He contemplates whether it’s worth the coin for another. Probably not.
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22 Jun 2024