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"Yes, chuchu jelly! It's all over your hair! Right next to the sticks and the mud and the— is that cheese?!"
Wild stared at him. "Wars. Do you really think I'd put cheese in my hair? That stuff's expensive, you know."
Wars stared back, unimpressed. He waggled the hairbrush again.
"I'll prove it, just come here."
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Wild VS a Hairbrush. Who will win?
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4 Years Three Months and Six days ago, Mask and the Sailor were sent to their own worlds, after bidding the Captain a tearful goodbye.
Now they have returned, older now and with more Heroes in tow - but the Captain has vanished without a trace. Where is he, and why has his legacy been abandoned?
Someone has to be hiding something - but can the Chain figure out what before it's too late?
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The Chain arrives in Warriors' world - but Warriors himself is nowhere to be found.
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Four Was.... by TwoDumbasses for Glowingmin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Linked Universe
31 Dec 2024
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The Hero of the Four Sword is weird, odd, strange, funky, and very much loved.
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A New Year's gift for Glowmin, i hope you like your almost-colorshipping and angstless shenanigans
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Razzle Dazzle Show - Special Guest: Jojo (Linked Universe) Transcript by ArtemiStorm, HotCheetoHatred, qar, Tashacee, TwoDumbasses for notfreyja
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), Linked Universe - Fandom
03 Aug 2024
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An audio transcript of Jojo Linkeduniverse's guest appearance on the Razzle Dazzle Show on July 22, 2024. A gift for Freyja but everyone should be able to enjoy this interview and everything LU without accessibility issues!
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The Hero of Legend is a Flame Bowerbird avian. Unfortunately, this means anything red HAS to be his, even the especially ugly pieces.
His partner is a Satin Bowerbird avian. Also unfortunately, he's cuckoo over blue and poor Legend's gotten jealous.
So what is a hero to do when there's two items and one horrible, horrible choice?
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War Games Side Stories by shadows_of_stars, twistsandturns, TwoDumbasses
Fandom: Linked Universe - Fandom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
17 Nov 2025
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War Games is a collaborative AU created by Team Tactics, based on the premise "What if Spirit was in the War of Ages... and what if that wasn't a good thing?" It is a branching-timeline story that is currently being written into a longfic and multiple side stories. The main themes are the meaning of the "greater good," the worth of pyrrhic victories, love as both a destructive and regenerative force, grief and recovery, and the ways people react to pressure. Remember: war does not forge good people.
There are a number of “side stories” and “what-if stories” in the AU, which are told in the War Games Side Stories series. These stories are mostly non-canonical to the core series and are written by Team Tactics. Side stories will be added to the series in no particular order, but the series will be maintained in chronological order (or as close as we can get with a time travel/alternate universe story).
Team Tactics consists of five members: shadows_of_stars, TwoDumbasses, Hytia, Rose, and twistsandturns. shadows_of_stars is our primary “prosist” (turning the story into fic) — blame them for any issues with the writing.
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Constellate by serbii for shadows_of_stars, undertheopensky, Maddrumsticks
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
13 Nov 2025
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It's over.
Shadow is dead, Vaati and Ganon are defeated, and Princess Zelda is safe.
The Colours return the Four Sword and once again become Link.
Seconds later a portal opens beneath him.
Or: Four starts his LU quest immediately following the events of FSA. He and the Colours haven't figured out how to function as a single person again yet.
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Kisses and Shells (and the Sickness from Hell) by CluelessMoose
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
31 Aug 2023
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- Part 1 of Merhaps THIS Will Tickle Your Fancy
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
10 Jun 2025
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A hero hiding in Wolf's clothes by Nancyheart
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
21 Sep 2024
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All of the Ordon children were familiar with the Wolf, it practically lived in Kakariko during the latter half of the Twilight invasion. Colin however, was more than familiar. Now that he was home he missed seeing the Wolf at night. Link was also acting distant ever since they'd finally gone home.
Just what happened?
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- 9,214
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
01 Apr 2025
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A Pear and a Portal by glowingjellyfishtreelights
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
16 Sep 2023
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When Link comes across an odd mass of darkness swirling in the middle of the Great Sea, of course he has has to investigate! Such a strange new sight needs sussing out, and Link is willing to use every puzzle-solving tool he has at his disposal to do so- up to and including a certain little pear.
He probably shouldn't have pulled out the pear.
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
16 Mar 2025
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Fortuity by serbii, Whitewinterstar for Gia_D, undertheopensky
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
16 Mar 2025
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When the nightmare scenario happens in Hyrule’s era, and Ganon is set to rise again, Four steps in to interrupt the ritual at the last moment.
Results are mixed.
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- English
- Words:
- 14,647
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
13 Mar 2025