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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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07 Jan 2026
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i want to hold her so badly i could die. by thecursedapple
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
04 Nov 2024
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Viv was always the more classically normal of the Weylin Twins. Everything changes once she meets Arthur Bennett.
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29 Dec 2024
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Gale Dekarios is a four-time Formula 1 World Champion at the top of his game, until he's involved in a crash that nearly ends his life as well as his career. Two years later, he's invited back to the sport by his old race engineer Aumar Elminster, now the Team Principal of the newly reformed Weave Racing. The only catch? His new teammate is a rich, spoiled daddy's boy who represents everything Gale hates about the sport.
Astarion Ancunin is an F1 rookie, with only one season under his belt. As one of the sport's most promising talents, he's thrilled when he's invited to be part of the renowned Weave Racing team. The only catch? His new teammate is a failed relic who expects Astarion to be his Number 2 driver.
Now, the two unwilling colleagues will need to learn to work together or watch both their careers go up in flames.
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29 Nov 2024
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A Fine and Jagged Line (that we keep crossing) by RandomLetter
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Nov 2024
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Half a year after the Netherbrain is defeated, Gale has a problem that only Astarion can help with. The wizard has miraculously met just the right woman for him, but after decades of purely non-corporeal delights he's rubbish in bed, and desperately needs Astarion's expertise to save his new relationship.
From where Astarion stands, the plan has no downsides: there's no way giving sex lessons to his kind, generous, inventive, and very attractive friend can lead to the vampire catching feelings.- Language:
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18 Nov 2024
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one more heartbeat away by lostinwriting23
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)
29 Mar 2024
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"The frequency shifts, reasserts itself and then emanates from an origin point on his shoulder blade. Warm as the sun, a steady tha-thump, tha-thump, tha-thump and it takes him an impossible amount of time to recognize it. A heartbeat he hasn’t heard or felt for… time is hard to quantify like this but it’s been so long that his soul feels like it’s rending itself into pieces. It’s her heart."
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The bird boy might be orb-ed now but, come on, do you think the people who love him will let him stay that way?
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- Part 2 of Tokyo Sunrise (aka VM during C3)
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29 Oct 2024
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He could say later that he stepped forward because of the silence spell. His arsenal smothered. He had no choice.
But Gale knows that even if he had the entire Weave at his fingertips, for once in his miserable life, he’d go without.
He’ll use his hands.
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16 Sep 2024
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from ice to water by Drhair76, plantform, snoopysfrog
Fandom Dream SMP, Icing Those Hurts - Fandom
04 May 2026
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A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated
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21 Aug 2024
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After Gale accused Astarion of cheating at cards, the rogue picked up an interest in learning lanceboard to challenge the wizard at his game of preference. To sweeten the deal and make things more interesting, the two have agreed that the victor wins a favor from the loser.
The quiet, slow deliberateness made in each move by Gale was gone now. Astarion had fallen into the wizard's trap and he was starting to see there would be no way out of it. All of the vampire's moves would be made out of a desperate clumsy attempt to protect his king and prolong its downfall. "Razor's Edge to queen's bishop two."
He continued his oration as he reached over, an index finger resting on a pawn. "Because sometimes, that small victory is enough to give them the momentum to keep going forward. The resolve of man to survive against all odds – fascinating, wouldn't you agree?" He moved the pawn diagonal, replacing Astarion's pawn with his own, inching ever so closer to the black side of the board. Once more, his bishop had a clear shot to his Cyric. "Pawn to queen's knight seven. Check."
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20 Jul 2024
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your blood for my heart (my love you already have it) by what_on_io
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Jul 2024
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"There's a ritual, you see. Not the kind you're thinking, don't worry. But it does require the, ah, blood of a mage to complete."
Gale's stomach twists painfully. "Oh. I see. Well, It’s not like I wasn’t prepared to sacrifice myself once, right? For you, Astarion, anything."
Astarion turns slowly to face him, blanket still hitched up to his chin. “You think… you think I want to sacrifice you?”
Astarion figures out a way to walk in the sun again, and heads to Waterdeep to enlist Gale's help. They, obviously, fall in love along the way.
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11 Jul 2024
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Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.
The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.
If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.
One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?
(In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)
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- Part 2 of Goodnight, Travel Well
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10 Jul 2024
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“Today is full of surprises,” The wizard says. “Who knows? I had to try my hand at the notion I was in the presence of the few. It seems I’ll have to find a healer the harder way. Are you all aware of the timer we are on? With the insertion of an illithid tadpole, a process known as ceremorphosis begins…”
Astarion tunes him out. He no longer doubts that Gale is just an oddly-equipped human; surely no divine entity could be this annoying.***
When an interesting mage joins their tadpole-ridden party, Astarion is bound to be curious. Vampire, angel. Snake, bird. Forsaken, divine. It would be so easy to slip.
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05 Jul 2024
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badger hair by ancientglowstick
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
24 Oct 2023
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a late-night campfire. gale confides. astarion discovers.
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05 Jul 2024
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“Astarion?” Tav asks, tilting her head. “What is it?”
“The powder,” he says faintly. “It’s some sort of… pollen.”
“Pollen,” she repeats, her voice strangled. “I thought that was just a made up trope in terrible smut novels!”
Astarion’s face scrunches even further with distaste. “Apparently not.”In the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Gale gets hit with a strange powder. Astarion might be the only one capable of curing his affliction.
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- Part 2 of draculastarion kinktober 2023
- Part 1 of Ālea iacta est
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05 Jul 2024
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It had been ages but Astarion could still remember how Karsus looked, his warm brown hair and honeyed doe eyes. He was focused, he was arrogant, his ambition shone vibrant and blinding like the sun—and it was the curse of the vampire to be helplessly drawn to it.
But here he was again, shiny and new, smiling at him, folding the ages they had been apart neatly underneath him as if his death had been a pause rather than an end. He looked so beautiful under the sun.
That is, until-
"Hello! I'm Gale of Waterdeep."
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01 Jul 2024
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Path to Paradise, Road to Ruin by kingdom_keys for frawbert
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Jun 2024
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During the adventure with the Netherbrain, Astarion never imagined that he would find his soulmate in Gale Dekarios, Archmage of Waterdeep. He also never imagined that their time would be cut short by the wizard's sacrifice. A thousand years of existence later, Astarion has established himself as a professor at Balduran University, only to run into fellow professor Gale Dekarios, reincarnated. The catch? Gale does not share Astarion’s soulmark in this lifetime.
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Even with the fates conspire against them, they find their way back together.
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24 Jun 2024
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Gale has a talent for taking care of strays. They have a talent for taking care of him.
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20 Jun 2024
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He’s in danger. Evil wizards are after him for sure. What had he done? What had he forgotten? Who had he become when he wasn’t looking? Thoughts and questions swirled around like a terrifying vortex, and Gale’s mind flailed for any thread to hang on to.
“So, we can’t go to the magic shop?”
or: gale gets cursed by a vengeful hag, the world is still ending, and a fraying polycule is being lectured by a cat
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22 May 2024
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It was nice. Until Astarion had ruined everything.
It had been a warm day, but there was a cool breeze coming in through the screen door. The hum between their forms was gentle, soothing. Astarion tapped for the next page, but allowed himself to close his eyes. It was really just a slow blink—
When he opened his eyes again he had four, and there was a purple-blue gem in the middle of his chest.
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17 May 2024
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“Aww.” Karlach cooed, eyes locked on something up ahead.
Astarion was clinging to Gale, arms wrapped around the other man’s shoulders and waist and their lips locked firmly together.
“The heat of battle understandably can stir desires, but to behave so brazenly in the open.” Lae’zel hissed, the public display being far too human for her liking or even understanding.
“I think it’s sweet.”
Lae’zels face twisted.
“Somethings wrong.” The gith's voice suddenly grave.
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11 Apr 2024
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Although Astarion is backlit, Gale swears his eyes sparkle.
“You’re not the only one with a ravenous appetite, you know.”
The humbled bob of Gale’s throat must be obvious. It feels obvious.
“Appetite?” he echoes quietly.
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09 Apr 2024