UM_WHAT_THE_SIGMA
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
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Illustrations and stories of a pig and a crow (and occasionally others)
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Wings are divine, everyone knows that. From the lowest of peasants to the mightiest of heroes, they knew to bend the knee at the sight of them. Wings were gifts from the gods after all, and you can’t fake that. You can’t fake the King’s smoldering wings, or the Queen’s frosted feathers. You can’t fake the Eldest Prince’s control of the tides or his younger brother’s thundering presence.
It’s not possible to randomly get wings, at least that's what Technoblade thought. He thought you had to be a Harbinger, born to herald the arrival or renewal of a God or Goddess. Technoblade is just a farmer, that’s it. There is nothing about him that says he should have these feathery abominations.
The Royal Family think otherwise
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Bookmarked by UM_WHAT_THE_SIGMA
24 Jun 2025
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A swift slam of the younger’s head against the packed and icy earth put him right to sleep, ruby red eyes
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Apologize for Collateral Damage by LittleParadox
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Feb 2025
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Tommy is the only one in the entire family that doesn’t know that his dad, the one and only Philza Craft runs The Syndicate. AKA the most powerful mafia in the entire city. Phil intends to keep it that way for as long as possible, having his other sons Technoblade and Wilbur already a part of the family business. They all agreed not to get Tommy involved until he was ready.
Turns out Wilbur and Techno didn’t actually care about that agreement and started teaching their younger brother the ‘tricks of the trade’ years ago and Phil is just now finding out about this. Who in the world teaches a 14 year old how to hot-wire a car?
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SBI Mafia AU following Tommy’s adventures as an unknowing mafia prince and all the skills and shenanigans he and his brothers got up to without him ever putting two and two together. Plus, Tommy's best friend may or may not be the son of Schlatt, the head of the competing mafia in the city. Phil thought running The Syndicate was hard, raising Tommy is even harder.Complete at Chapter 27! Chapter 28 will be authors note
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Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone.
well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy.
Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal.
now if only he could talk to them.
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- Part 2 of Tommy in space- wtf is he doin'?
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Bookmarked by UM_WHAT_THE_SIGMA
20 Jun 2025
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UHHH MISSUNDERSTANDING MOMMY CUZ TUBBO CANT SAY T VUZ OF SPECIS IDK