UnderwhelmingAlchemist
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Dean Winchester is in Heaven. This is a problem for Castiel, who has been totally not avoiding him at all after being yanked out of the Empty by Jack. No, he was just... busy. Unfortunately, Dean is now here, and he knows Cas is here, and now he has to figure out what to do and fast.
Based on a tumblr post.
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Dean Winchester loves Valentine's Day. It's the one day of the year where everyone is looking for someone to love - or at least to go home with for the night to fill that void. Every bar is a single's bar, and he can't wait to see what's in store for him there.
This time, thanks to Cas, he doesn't even make it out of the bunker.
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All I Want For Christmas (is not to be embarassed in front of my dark world) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Spamton needs a date to Queen's Christmas party that makes him look good. Tenna needs a date to the TV World Christmas Eve party because apparently people saw them there and now they're kind of stuck.
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Based on the kinktober prompt "animal play". During sex one night, Spamton's speech quick injects a new and unintended way to address Tenna, who seems... surprisingly into it. Spamton decides to run with it.
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- Part 5 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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Based on the Kinktober prompt "sissification". Tenna's going on a date with Spamton in Cyber City, and feels like his old fashioned clothes aren't going to cut it. Following a suggestion from Spamton, he decides to look for something to wear amongst the clothes from the late night shopping program... only to find out that all that's there are women's clothes. Spamton has the opposite of a problem with this.
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- Part 4 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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In Full Color by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Oct 2025
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Bucky Barnes is Bad at Valentine's Day by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandom Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2021
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Honestly I think Jayce would like Lingerie. He has like a 12 step bathing routine anyway, what’s one more step
Bookmarked by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
10 Dec 2024
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Dig My Grave, Both Wide and Deep by ThatsAmericasAss1918
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Apr 2024
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Steve takes his first step towards living in the 21st Century without Bucky by his side now that he hasn't got an alien invasion to distract him from grief.
In which, Steve visits Bucky's grave and realises Bucky would have wanted him to live the life he couldn't have.
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- Part 2 of A little something called 'History'
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Bookmarked by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
05 Apr 2024
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This hurt me <3 Read again soon
Force Alex to read this one
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After the car accident that cost him his arm and the endless rehabilitation that got him his shiny metal Stark Industries replacement, Bucky's happy for a break from people. The house in the forest is peaceful, town's a fair distance away, and he's got no neighbours...except maybe a blue-eyed wolf and possibly a naked guy named Steve.
(PS: Steve is the wolf.)
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- Part 1 of Werewolf? There Wolf
Bookmarked by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
24 Oct 2023
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<3
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trick or treat me, baby by napricot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
14 Oct 2023
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"I thought Halloween was October 31st…?” said Bucky, peering over at the kitchen calendar to check. “Yeah, it’s October 31st.”
“Ignore the calendar,” Sam ordered Bucky. “Halloween is a month-long holiday if you do it right!”
After years of missing out on Halloween with his nephews, Sam was determined to do Halloween right this year. If that meant coaxing Bucky into joining the Halloween celebrations too, complete with a Wilson family group costume, so much the better. The fact that this would involve spending a lot of time sharing all the wonders of the Halloween season with Bucky was just a fun benefit that definitely didn't have anything to do with Sam's growing feelings for his partner and housemate.
Bookmarked by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
16 Oct 2023
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Kelly, the Well-Meaning and Very Confused Barista by chaya for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jul 2016
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An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.