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Dean Winchester is in Heaven. This is a problem for Castiel, who has been totally not avoiding him at all after being yanked out of the Empty by Jack. No, he was just... busy. Unfortunately, Dean is now here, and he knows Cas is here, and now he has to figure out what to do and fast.
Based on a tumblr post.
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Dean Winchester loves Valentine's Day. It's the one day of the year where everyone is looking for someone to love - or at least to go home with for the night to fill that void. Every bar is a single's bar, and he can't wait to see what's in store for him there.
This time, thanks to Cas, he doesn't even make it out of the bunker.
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All I Want For Christmas (is not to be embarassed in front of my dark world) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Spamton needs a date to Queen's Christmas party that makes him look good. Tenna needs a date to the TV World Christmas Eve party because apparently people saw them there and now they're kind of stuck.
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Based on the kinktober prompt "animal play". During sex one night, Spamton's speech quick injects a new and unintended way to address Tenna, who seems... surprisingly into it. Spamton decides to run with it.
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- Part 5 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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Based on the Kinktober prompt "sissification". Tenna's going on a date with Spamton in Cyber City, and feels like his old fashioned clothes aren't going to cut it. Following a suggestion from Spamton, he decides to look for something to wear amongst the clothes from the late night shopping program... only to find out that all that's there are women's clothes. Spamton has the opposite of a problem with this.
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- Part 4 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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Based on the Kinktober prompt "Exhibitionism". The kids and the wives are out of town, parental controls are off, and tonight's feacher presentation calls for some adult content. Not know exactly how to execute on this, Tenna recruits the help of his new mailman to put on a show nobody will easily forget.
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- Part 3 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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A short fic for Kinktober 2025, based on the prompt "Bloodplay". Tenna accidentally bites Spamton hard enough to bury a fang in his shoulder and draw blood. And while Tenna panics and spirals, it turns out that Spamton is very into it. Tenna is also into it, but whether he's ready to admit that is another matter.
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- Part 2 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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Falling for Hue (through trial and error) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
02 Oct 2025
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Decades ago, Steve kissed Bucky, and his world exploded into color. The war took that from him. Years later, the color returns... after kissing Tony Stark. A man he doesn't particularly like, and who he's pretty sure doesn't like him either. Now they're both faced with the task of figuring out what that means for them going forward, as well as what being "soulmates" means anyway.
Read the beginning here!
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- Part 2 of In Full Color
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A short fic for day one of Kinktober 2025, based on the prompt "orgasm control", in which Spamton leverages a "maintenance session" to get a promotion.
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- Part 1 of Spamtenna Kinktober 2025
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Post-canon, the gang decide to leave Peachyville behind. Now they have a new neighborhood, a new home, and a new found family. Because it's what they deserve.
Written 05/03/2025. Major spoilers for S3E23 of DnDads.
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Sleeping Together (in all meanings of the word) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
20 Apr 2025
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Steve has gotten into the habit of carrying Tony to bed when he passes out in the workshop. Then one night a drowsy Tony begs him to stay, and he does. As it turns out, sleeping together actually has some pretty great benefits for their mutually awful sleep schedules. So why not keep that going? Well, for one, Tony's preexisting feelings for Steve are getting harder to ignore. There's also the fact that he's pretty convinced Steve doesn't reciprocate those feelings. At least, as far as he knows.
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Trudy mentions that Valentine's Days have been a bit of a disappointment in the past. Now that Tucker's out of the picture, Kelsey may as well make up for it.
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Kelsey goes about checking on Trudy's internal working, and finds out something surprising about how all those wires work.
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Trudy teaches Kelsey how to make an apple pie, with step-by-step instructions and explanations, in case anyone wants to make their own apple pie- wink wink, nudge nudge. Recipes linked at the end of the fic
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Almost Hallmark by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Nov 2024
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Christmas means a lot of things for Bucky- but mainly, it means family, back home in the Brooklyn brownstone he used to call home. It means seeing his parents and sisters and the family's they've made for themselves while he was... away. And this year, it also means running into Steve Rogers- his best friend growing up that he hasn't spoken to in twelve years. Oh, and he was also head-over-heels for him for most of their childhood... and is finding out that maybe, just maybe, he still is.
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Trudy gives Kelsey a kiss for luck before the boxing match.
Spoilers for S3E07
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Take me there ('cause it's so overdue) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
26 Mar 2024
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Tony’s been dating Steve for a while, and he’s been a perfect gentleman the whole time. Which is a problem, because he’s beyond pent up at this point, but he really doesn’t want to fuck this up. So when he ends up waking up in the morning to find Steve, still fast asleep, hard and pinning him to the mattress, he’s put in a bit of an awkward position. This situation isn’t improved when Steve ends up fully grinding up against him, and he suddenly has to figure out what the hell happens from there.
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The Right Kind of Messy by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
01 Jan 2024
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It's twenty minutes to midnight on New Year's Eve, and Bucky is at the annual party Tony throws. It's only missing one thing- Tony. Well someone should check on him, right?
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I loved you like the Sun by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies)
14 Aug 2023
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Steve's gone. Riley's dead. And Sam and Bucky are sitting on the back porch of the house in Delacroix, staring at the moon as stories and confessions all spill out at once. Sometimes love can hurt like hell, even long after it's gone.
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Wrap Me Up (With a Nice Little Bow) by UnderwhelmingNSFW (UnderwhelmingAlchemist)
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Dec 2022
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Loki is bored. And unfortunately, knives aren't really an option. So he's left to sit on the floor of the living room, watch Mobius wrap presents, and complain. Eventually enough is enough, and the presents aren't the only things bound in ribbon.