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Stephanie Lauter declares her major as late as she can possibly declare it without getting expelled from college. (Actually, later, by a couple of months. But her dad's 'generous donation' of hush money, is called hush money for a reason. So, we're not going to talk about that.)
One of the most un-fucking-expected consequences, it turns out, to only declaring your major by your junior year, is being forced to tech this semester's production of the fucking Nutcracker.
(Alternatively Titled: I take Lautski Week Day 1 Prompt: Sugar to it's most distant applicability by using it to make Peter Spankoffski a ballerina. You are welcome, Stephanie Lauter.)
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30 Jun 2025
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walk around (as if you never cared in the first place) by marianara_sauce
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
14 Nov 2023
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Steph has mixed feelings about what friendship is. Pete has a lot of changes to work through. And Max?
"I can't kill you, but I can kill your dignity. However little you have left, anyway."
Max can't lay a finger on any of the nerds, but he can at least haunt the shit out of these assholes.Or, the humbling of Max Jägerman the Shitty Ghost.
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15 Nov 2023
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Favorite NPMD fic? Yes. Emotional, Adorable, Show-stopping. Wanna read it again? Do it.
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Arthur lifted their joined hands to his lips to press a kiss to Merlin’s knuckles. “Sometimes I wish I could tell him how wrong he was to mistrust magic so much. Magic is the reason I have you, and you are my greatest gift.”
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Rewrite of 5x03 The Death Song of Uther Pendragon: In which Arthur married Merlin instead of Gwen at the end of season 4. When Arthur releases Uther’s ghost with the Horn of Cathbhadh, Uther is furious that Arthur has legalized magic and married a sorcerer.
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26 Dec 2022
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Destinies are troublesome things... Merlin has lived with the knowledge of his and Arthur’s shared destiny ever since he came to Camelot two years ago, but an attack during a routine patrol sets in motion a series of events that could make or break the prophesied golden age.
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21 Dec 2022
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show me your heart (so i can steal it) by MyKingdomComeUndone for Can_I_hear_a_wahoo2
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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Morgana has a plan. An absolutely fool-proof plan:
- Enchant Merlin to fall in love with the first person he sees
- Make sure that person is Gwen
- Break Arthur’s heart and take away his closest friend in one fell swoop
But even the best-laid plans can go awry...
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20 Dec 2022