14 Bookmarks by UnintentionalOctopus
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Stephanie Lauter declares her major as late as she can possibly declare it without getting expelled from college. (Actually, later, by a couple of months. But her dad's 'generous donation' of hush money, is called hush money for a reason. So, we're not going to talk about that.)
One of the most un-fucking-expected consequences, it turns out, to only declaring your major by your junior year, is being forced to tech this semester's production of the fucking Nutcracker.
(Alternatively Titled: I take Lautski Week Day 1 Prompt: Sugar to it's most distant applicability by using it to make Peter Spankoffski a ballerina. You are welcome, Stephanie Lauter.)
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30 Jun 2025
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Stephanie Lauter and Peter Spankoffski are both stuck in four consecutive Saturday detentions due to misunderstandings. But they decide, if they're stuck together, they might as well get through it together.
Neither expected to fall for the other along the way.
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- Part 1 of Saturday-verse
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29 Jul 2024
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The softest and sweetest and i love them and nothing bad can happen to them ever, reread this until you have it memorized.
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walk around (as if you never cared in the first place) by marianara_sauce
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
14 Nov 2023
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Steph has mixed feelings about what friendship is. Pete has a lot of changes to work through. And Max?
"I can't kill you, but I can kill your dignity. However little you have left, anyway."
Max can't lay a finger on any of the nerds, but he can at least haunt the shit out of these assholes.Or, the humbling of Max Jägerman the Shitty Ghost.
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15 Nov 2023
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Favorite NPMD fic? Yes. Emotional, Adorable, Show-stopping. Wanna read it again? Do it.
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Arthur lifted their joined hands to his lips to press a kiss to Merlin’s knuckles. “Sometimes I wish I could tell him how wrong he was to mistrust magic so much. Magic is the reason I have you, and you are my greatest gift.”
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Rewrite of 5x03 The Death Song of Uther Pendragon: In which Arthur married Merlin instead of Gwen at the end of season 4. When Arthur releases Uther’s ghost with the Horn of Cathbhadh, Uther is furious that Arthur has legalized magic and married a sorcerer.
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- 1/1
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26 Dec 2022
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Destinies are troublesome things... Merlin has lived with the knowledge of his and Arthur’s shared destiny ever since he came to Camelot two years ago, but an attack during a routine patrol sets in motion a series of events that could make or break the prophesied golden age.
Or, Merlin is hit with a curse that takes away his control over his magic, and the resulting revelations force Merlin and Arthur to face their past mistakes and to decide what exactly they want their future to look like.- Language:
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- 6/6
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21 Dec 2022
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show me your heart (so i can steal it) by MyKingdomComeUndone for Can_I_hear_a_wahoo2
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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Morgana has a plan. An absolutely fool-proof plan:
- Enchant Merlin to fall in love with the first person he sees
- Make sure that person is Gwen
- Break Arthur’s heart and take away his closest friend in one fell swoop
But even the best-laid plans can go awry...
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20 Dec 2022
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“I—” The prince broke off, lowering his sword and narrowing his eyes. “You don’t seem like the dragons I was taught about.”
Merlin gave a mirthless chuckle. “There are hardly any dragons left, so how would you know what they’re truly like?” Without quite understanding why he felt compelled to do so, he added, “And also, I’m not actually a dragon. I mean, I am, but I didn’t always use to be.”Day 2 - “you can cut me, bruise me and skin me alive, but you will not take him from me.” + bamf!merlin
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- Part 2 of Merthur Week 2022
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19 Dec 2022
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Written for Day 2 of Merthur Week: “You can cut me, bruise me and skin me alive, but you will not take him from me.”
There’s a strange, shimmering blue orb above them, and the dark haired man’s eyes are glowing gold.
"Police say they arrived at the scene to find one of the muggers knocked out, the other dead on the scene,” Percy says. “The victim was being held by his companion, who was said to tell anyone who approached ‘You can cut me, bruise me, skin me alive, but you will not take him from me.’”
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- Part 2 of Merthur Week 2022
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19 Dec 2022
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merthurweek day 1: “this will be the last time you lie to me”
or what if merlin stopped arthur differently after the incredibly attractive spit attack of “youre nothing but a hypocrite and A LIAR”…
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- Part 1 of merthurweek2022 - canon era oneshots
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19 Dec 2022
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"MJ pauses thoughtfully, holding Arlo away for a moment, lips pursing in mock-contemplation as she looks between her boyfriend and the pup. Same chocolate brown, puppy-dog eyes—one literal and one figurative—the same happy-go-lucky energy, the same pure soul.
The same need for constant love and affection."
In which Peter Parker has finally met his match.
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02 Dec 2022
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Miscommunications by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
16 Dec 2020
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Ever since a civil war tore the Avengers apart, tensions have been brewing. Everyone has their own way of coping. Tony seems to take pleasure in stressing Rhodey out, Natasha avoids talking about anything real, Clint ignores all of Neil the Therapist's advice, and Steve continues to choose his unstable friend over his other, equally unstable friend.
Enter, Peter Parker.
(Who would've thought miscommunications about a kid could bring the team back together?)
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01 Dec 2022
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Watching- Spider-Man: Far From Home by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Nov 2023
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Up Next- Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Tony Stark, better known as Iron Man, is dead. The world is looking for someone to fill those shoes. Will it be Peter Parker or will someone else try to step into that legacy? Is Peter Parkers new mentor really who he seems to be? Watch as young Peter Parker deals with Nick Fury hijacking his school trip and a group of people whom Tony Stark has wronged in some way or another.
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- Part 23 of We Watched our Lives on the Screen
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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30 Oct 2022
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So Many Things to Say by happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Aug 2023
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After six years of being in the foster care system, fourteen year old Peter Parker somehow managed to win an opportunity to meet his hero. The one and only Tony Stark.
“Not much of a talker is he,” Tony casually stated, making Peter stomach churn with unease. He had no idea where the man was going with his assessment and wasn’t really sure how to properly defend himself. Thankfully, he didn’t have to.“Peter has what they call selective mutism,” the social worker replied. “So, no. I suppose he’s not much of a talker.”
Tony leaned back in his chair and arched his eyebrow. “He doesn’t talk at all?”
“I’ve been his social worker for six years and I’ve never heard more than a peep out of him,” the social worker said, this time, turning towards Peter to offer him a reassuring smile.
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- Part 1 of Fostering Hope
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22 Oct 2022
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The world kept you like a secret, but I kept you like an oath by for_the_night
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 May 2022
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NWH SPOILERS
At 23:37 Doctor Strange casts a spell to make the universe forget Peter Parker.At 23:36 Tony Stark's heart stops for three minutes. When he comes to, no one remembers his kid, but you best believe he's going to do everything he can figure out why. He isn't going to lose his Spider-ling again.
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Bookmarked by UnintentionalOctopus
17 Sep 2022