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silence is golden (webbing is silver) by periodically_puzzled for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, oprime
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Apr 2023
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Sometimes soulmates get off on the wrong foot.
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"Spider-Man!” the ninja shouts delightedly, in a bitterly cold Canadian accent that nips at Peter's nose.
No prologue. No frills. Just the name.
He sheathes up his sword and extends a hand in the hope of shaking Peter’s. “So glad I finally have the honor of meeting the biggest piece of shit this side of the Mason-Dixon. I’m dying to know, were you assigned cop at birth or was it a sort of gradual process of self-discovery?"
Peter keeps his mouth clamped shut. He’d gag himself with a web if he could shoot it through the suit. He’s going to be razor-precise with the words he brands into this man’s arm.
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05 May 2026
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it's not gay if the socks stay on (one-shots) by periodically_puzzled
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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"Just a couple of dudes being guys." / "Just a couple of guys being dudes." / "Just a couple of dudes being gay." / "Show me your dick, Webs."
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05 May 2026
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Parker Residence by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
26 Jan 2026
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"Where is Parker?"
"He's in the bathroom."
Jameson fell silent again. He was clearly debating whether he believed Wade.
"I did not kidnap him. Or murder him. Or stolen his identity."
There, he covered the most common ones.
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Five times Wade answered Peter's phone and one time Peter answered Wade's
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05 May 2026
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That Story About Death by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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"I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."
Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."
"He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."
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A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression
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05 May 2026
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You've Always Known About Me by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
04 Nov 2024
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Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.
Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.
There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.
‘FIND ME’.
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04 May 2026