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pushed around and kicked around (always a lonely boy) by mispatchedgreens
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Sep 2022
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Eddie Munson is poor and he's tired, and he really needs to stop acquiring all these inappropriate crushes
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an Eddie Munson character study, through music, saving the world a little, and figuring out that a home is just a bunch of people that love youSeries
- Part 1 of songs that saved your life
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- English
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- 63,986
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- 12/12
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- 2
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- 361
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
10 Jan 2026
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“Didn’t know you were seeing someone.”
Buck just laughs. Like, honest to god giggles. Eddie is stuck fighting off doubly massive waves of butterflies and confusion, all while Buck just gazes down at him.
“That’s cute,” he hears Buck mumble, just before climbing into the truck, calling Eddie after him.
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or, everyone knows eddie is dating buck except for eddie, literally.
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- English
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- 27,258
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- 1/1
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- 7
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- 615
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
22 Nov 2025
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Moving in together originally happens so slowly that Eddie barely notices it happening.
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Or: A hockey AU timestamp.Series
- Part 2 of hockeyverse
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20 Nov 2025
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“What the hell is this?” Evan Buckley storms into the office without knocking, tossing his phone onto the desk.
“The LA Kings have signed forward Eddie Diaz (@EDiaz82) to a five year contract” it reads. Buck doesn’t need to see it to know. He’s stared at it long enough already. There’s a graphic of Eddie Diaz and his stupidly pretty face beneath it, in his old Dallas Stars green and white, mouth open as he skates the puck up the ice. He’d looked at the replies, all of the “omg”s and heart-eyes emojis and 280-character amateur analysis of Diaz’s skills. He’d scrolled until he’d hit the inevitable “so when are we trading buckley?” tweets, and then he’d stormed into Bobby’s office without thinking about it twice.
“Management got you a centreman,” Bobby says, perfectly calm. “I thought you would be happy.”
“Well, I’m not,” Buck says. “I don’t need a center. And even if I did, I don’t need Eddie Diaz."
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or, the 9-1-1 hockey AU
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- Part 1 of hockeyverse
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- English
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- 71,520
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- 13/13
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- 921
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- 2,524
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
20 Nov 2025
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"Oh," Oliver's new roommate sighs when they first meet, "you're an athlete."The guy says "athlete" the way most people might say "convicted serial killer", but Oliver doesn't really notice until it's too late.
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19 Nov 2025
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
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- English
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- 222,453
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- 29/29
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- 216
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- 8,714
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
28 Oct 2025
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10 years of marriage has it’s particular challenges. Bucky would love to say he hadn’t expected a fight against fascism to be one (but that would be a lie).
Featuring Congress Representative Bucky Barnes
(a short slice-of-life fic to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Slide to Answer)
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- Part 3 of Slide to Answer
Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
07 Aug 2025
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Companion piece to Slide To Answer.
Bucky isn't that great at relationships.
But he's learning.
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- Part 2 of Slide to Answer
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- English
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- 5,882
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
07 Aug 2025
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"What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”
There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.
“Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”
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- Part 1 of Slide to Answer
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- 6,326
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
04 Aug 2025
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All The Leaves Are Brown (And the sky is gray) by AvocadoLove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types
20 May 2014
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The Winter Soldier's mission is nearly complete. Howard and Maria Stark are dead, leaving him to dispatch their four-year-old child. One quick twist of the neck is all it will take, but the Soldier finds he cannot do it.
So instead of killing Tony Stark, the Winter Soldier takes him away to raise as his own.
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- 17,424
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- 11/11
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- 33
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
30 Jul 2025
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There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.
There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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- English
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
20 Jul 2025
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Maybe in another universe, things went differently. Maybe in another universe, they didn't get so lucky. But here and now, they're safe. Regulus Black showed up just in time, with the key to winning the war, and put the power back in the Order's hands. If only things had a tidy ending--but that was never really in anyone's plan now, was it.
A what if everyone lived AU.
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- English
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- 26,134
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
18 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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- English
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- 54,117
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- 1/1
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- 704
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
15 Jun 2025
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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- English
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- 40,913
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- 1/1
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- 594
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- 14,667
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
13 Jun 2025
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Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.
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- English
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- 65,482
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- 9/9
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- 997
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- 15,410
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- 5,242
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
11 Jun 2025
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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- English
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- 153,881
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- 13/13
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- 2
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- 6,555
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
10 Jun 2025
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Hermione has a lie.
Draco has expectations.
Pansy has a strategy.
Theo has a secret.
Daphne has a curse.
Greg has far too many pets.
Tracey has an agenda.
Blaise has a business.
Millie has a crush.
Vince has a grudge.Welcome to Slytherin House.
Everyone knows the Dark Lord isn’t dead.Series
- Part 1 of In the Viper's Nest Series
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- English
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- 109,482
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- 20/20
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- 210
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- 522
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
06 May 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,361
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- 29,623
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- 11,755
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- 1,761,819
Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
04 May 2025
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A journalist sits down with Draco Malfoy, who vanished eight years ago, for his story on why he disappeared and what happened.
Told from the perspective of Hermione, the journalist follows the story of Draco and Hermione on an expedition to look for a mythical cave and the aftermath of returning home.
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- English
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- 442,797
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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- 4
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- 2,279
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- 8,530
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Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
04 Mar 2025
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When he’s alone, Vander talks to a ghost in the mirror. Sometimes the ghost talks back. Sometimes it’s quiet. Vander hates himself all the same.
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- Part 1 of Seiya's Zaundads Week Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,606
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 30
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- 205
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- 1,354
Bookmarked by WhateverNoName
01 Mar 2025