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“You’re crazy.” Maria sighs. She presses the cup to her ruddy cheek, “I feel like the chairs are gonna melt under me.”
She scoots back the plastic seating, sighing happily as the corner fan propped up in the ceiling blows over them both. Even in shorts and a tank top, she looks like she’s dying in the heat.
Jasper’s eyes drag a little longer than usual.
Or; Ficlet for the HTBAD!au <33
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- Part 8 of How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU)
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“They won’t just give you your weapon back.” Tuco says from the front seat. He cracks his neck to the side, trying to muscle out a hidden strain, “Sorry, kid.”
“So this is what I get instead?” Jasper huffs, exasperated, “A knife? We’re fighting blood zombies, and you’ve given me a knife?”
“Even a scythe wouldn’t be effective,” Remi reminds him, palm raised in a calming motion, “And we can’t trust you with a gun yet.”
“Clearly.” Jasper lifts his handcuffed wrists.
Or; HTBAD!au Jasper gets put on his first baby mission and it goes horribly, horribly, wrong. (Featuring some info we learned from the Revelado about Jasper <3)
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- Part 9 of How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU)
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Remi’s shadow looms over him, “Do you wanna tell me why you’re off today?”
From the ground, still trying to catch breath into his burning lungs, Jasper does little more than scowl and bat at his ankle.
Or; HTBAD!Jasper needs to get out and exercise a little bit so he spars with his handlers. Also he hasn't been sleeping well.
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- Part 6 of How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU)
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Jasper leaps from bed with the sound of a lock turning and the outer door to his cell rattling open.
Maria’s smile outshines the sun. One hand on their hip and the other dangling a pair of handcuffs off their finger.
“Does someone wanna go for a walk?” They intone, teasing.
Or; How To Be A Dog!Jasper goes for a walk. It’s very nice. And a little sad.
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- Part 7 of How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU)
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Pomba is sent to go find Aguiar and Henri after realizing they’ve been gone for too long. The results aren’t great for anyone involved.
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How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU) by BecausePlot, echotunes, WhyB
Fandom Ordem Paranormal (Web Series)
19 Apr 2026
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An AU in which Jasper's family lived in Paraná, and he was not found by the Order.
Instead, after killing his cult-leading parents at seventeen, Jasper is found and taken in by the local police delegate, Aguiar—a disciplined, impersonal man who likes the company of his dogs more than people and has... something lurking beneath.
Aguiar, meanwhile, looks at Jasper and sees the potential for this kid to be greater. Instead of being something that is fearful, Jasper can be something that is feared.
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Fwhip and Gem are twin siblings. Gem doesn't know that.
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Essentially just a Fwhip and Wilbur crack ship AU that I took seriously because. Well, why the hell not? I don't /actually/ ship them, for the record, but do you ever make a concept so batshit insane that you go right back around to being real about it because, well, why the hell not? It's just fun to write in a new prose.
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The fact that he ended up here instead of his own apartment went unspoken in Claire’s mind. She didn't question if the bartender knew him well enough to know that he should be sent here tonight or if the cabbie had just asked him,
“Where’s home?”
Claire and Leon find that no one else understands life after Raccoon City like they do.Series
- Part 1 of Still The One I Run To
Bookmarked by WhyB
02 Apr 2026
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Fitting In (Tiny Spaces) by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2015
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Peter's trapped beneath a collapsed building during a mission, hurt and unable to move. Luckily, his comm still works. Unluckily, the Avengers don’t realise how bad of a state Peter is in, and Peter isn’t inclined to tell them.
“Spidey, they’ve got reinforcements. We’ve hit a bit of a snag here, and I don’t think anyone will be able to help you for a while. Think you can sit tight while we deal with this?”
The pressure on his lower back and legs was becoming too much. Peter swallowed thickly, fighting down panic. He could handle this.
“Yeah,” Peter said. “I can do that.”
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Bookmarked by WhyB
30 Jan 2026
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How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU) by BecausePlot, echotunes, WhyB
Fandom Ordem Paranormal (Web Series)
19 Apr 2026
Summary
An AU in which Jasper's family lived in Paraná, and he was not found by the Order.
Instead, after killing his cult-leading parents at seventeen, Jasper is found and taken in by the local police delegate, Aguiar—a disciplined, impersonal man who likes the company of his dogs more than people and has... something lurking beneath.
Aguiar, meanwhile, looks at Jasper and sees the potential for this kid to be greater. Instead of being something that is fearful, Jasper can be something that is feared.
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Bookmarked by WhyB
27 Jan 2026
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Blood loss hasn’t hit the same since Aguiar’s first Transcendence, but he’s still sweaty, dizzy, and in a shit-awful mood once all is said and done. He gets back in his car, sitting on black trash bags in an attempt to avoid staining his seats again, and drives his miserable ass home. All he wants to do now is get inside, lick his wounds in peace, and go to bed.
It’s late. In all likelihood, Jasper is asleep. If one thing can go right tonight, let it be that Jasper is asleep.
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Or, Aguiar makes a mistake while out on a hunt and gets himself hurt. He can manage the wound, but he's not quite so sure if he can manage to keep all of it hidden from the kid crashing at his house.
(OR, a night in Aguiar-scoops-up-lost-teenage-Jasper AU just TRUST ME ok)
Series
- Part 1 of How To Be A Dog (Hexatombe AU)
Bookmarked by WhyB
23 Jan 2026
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A quick scuffle, and she loops bandages around their wrist, pulls them off balance, and with a well-timed kick they fall flat on the floor.
She's quick to capitalize on her advantage, catching their other wrist in a bind and securing the hold with a knee on their chest. Snatching the intruder's knife from where it's fallen on the floor, she twirls it in her hand.
"Nice," she remarks. "Guess I'm getting one nice thing out of this shit. Who the fuck are you?"
The intruder blows a lock of hair out of his face. Her face? Honestly, now that Kemi gets a good look, they're gorgeous. Too bad! They're going to be nothing but an annoying corpse to deal with soon.
"K, I presume?" they say. "I'm an ally."
"Nice try," Kemi says. "I don't do allies. You want to try something else before I cut off a loose end?"
or, Kemi deals with an intruder.
Bookmarked by WhyB
15 Jan 2026