15 Bookmarks by YourLocalMetalhead
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“What about little Nakahara?”
“Well, Ozaki wanted me to tell you to keep little Dazai out of him.”
Or, a college AU in which Dazai promises his best friend and roommate Yosano not to go after her girlfriend's little brother and the little brother in question decides to go after Dazai instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,312
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 555
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
01 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
10/10, loved it. Here's a little insight in the story, you know, if it's the case that you need a little more conviction:
“I have class in, like, two minutes. Chop, chop, giraffe.”
“Still sucks.”
“Bandages.”
“Neh, too long.”
“Mackerel.”
“What in the world makes you associate me with a fish?!”
“Your limp dick. Goodbye.”
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chuuya is red hot and dazai is so not by icedlightroast
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Aug 2018
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Dazai couldn't wrap his brain around it. How could the student population think that Chuuya Nakahara was more attractive than him? And, alright, sure, maybe professors shouldn't get caught up in petty drama. But to Dazai, this wasn't just drama. This was war. A war in which he was not going to lose.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,040
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 104
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- 5,458
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- 919
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
16 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I like it, it's a nice and cute little story. :)
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castles out of couches by halfbloom (diphylleias)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 May 2020
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“Chuuya," Dazai starts solemnly. He pitches his voice intentionally low as he pulls on a severe expression. A dramatic sigh leaves his mouth. "I think it’s time we break up."
"Fucking finally," Chuuya snorts. "Now stop whining and do the damn dishes."
Vietnamese translation available!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,011
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 170
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- 6,337
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- 1,489
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
14 Mar 2026
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This got me all smiling and shit, I love it. 10/10
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He likes Miya Atsumu in everything he is, from the dorky emails to the way he looks, from the childish giggles to the soft, muffled laughs when Kiyoomi attempts to joke back. Yeah, no, that was terrible…
Kiyoomi smiles at his computer screen. And then he tries to gulp it down, pressing his lips against each other so hard they’re white, his nails digging into his thighs, his eyes almost bulging out because oh, fuck of all fucks.
He probably likes Miya Atsumu way too much, doesn’t he?
or: kiyoomi hates the fact that his new cybersecurity job involves reading other people’s emails. that is, of course, until miya atsumu shows up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,902
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
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- 242
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- 4,514
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
04 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Well what can you say, it's funny and Sakusa's being a simp. :)
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This is totally not a romance anime (except it is) by Shirolikestowrite
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
13 Feb 2026
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After a Karasuno team trip to the movies ends with a dramatic, over-the-top romance anime, the boys start joking about “main character energy.” Everyone laughs—except for four of them.
Kageyama Tobio is pretty sure he’s the brooding side character who never gets the guy. Hinata Shouyou is convinced he’s the comic relief—too loud, too weird, to ever be loved back. Tsukishima Kei doesn’t even think he’s part of the story; he’s just background, here for the dry commentary and long sighs. And Yamaguchi Tadashi? He’s certain no one even notices he’s in the frame.
They’re all wrong, of course.
This year, life suddenly starts playing out like a full-blown shoujo anime. There’s the umbrella scene in the rain. Tutoring sessions that turn strangely soft. Volleyball practice. Blushing. Almost-confessions. A dramatic sick day. A horror night. A surprise beach trip. The sports festival. Exam day. And the grand finale: the school festival, with all its scripted chaos, glitter, and possibly—not definitely, but possibly—a confession under the stars.
Twelve episodes. Four idiots in love. One final story.
This is totally not a romance anime.
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Tecchou can't spell, but he can bench press the weight of BSD's gayness (it's a lot) by snortedcokewithyermom
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Aug 2023
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User Tecchou has sent you a message: Hello, bioetafull.
User Tecchou has sent you a message: You are gregorous
User Tecchou has sent you a message: Gregus*Georges*
Gorgos*
Gorgasus*
Gregorian*
Gregoritto*
Jouno: What the actual fuck?
Jouno: Are you having a stroke?
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Or Jouno gets a new phone with text-to-speech setting and is sucked into the treacherous and dangerous world of online dating, where he meets a gym rat who can't spell (AKA Tecchou).
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
30 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
They're so stupid, I love them so much.
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Everything or Nothing by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2023
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College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.
His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate.
And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane.
Turkish Translation Here
Vietnamese Translation Here
Series
- Part 1 of Tell Me a Story
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 264,937
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Comments:
- 3,646
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- 29,403
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- 4,781
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
22 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Three words. Underground panini ring. I don't have to say more, you better be convinced.
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Teenagers Annoy the Living Hell out of Me by LostLoveLetters
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Dec 2020
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In which Sukuna is a reluctant wingman and regrets his life decisions deeply due to one hopeless brat's exasperating pining.
AKA a fic in which Sukuna hates slow burn. And existence itself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,476
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 323
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- 9,303
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- 1,585
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Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
06 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Being in Sukunas head is peak comedy, really.
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Lost in Translation (Found in Love) by archerwrites
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Mar 2024
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"You're too short for your own good, you know. Someone's going to pick you up off the street one of these days and then who will I have to make fun of?"
"Je vais t'étriper comme le maquereau visqueux que tu es," Chuuya hissed, grip tightening on his collar as he yanked them closer. Like this, Dazai could smell the jasmine of his shampoo and see the anger swimming in his eyes. [“I'm gonna gut you like the slimy mackerel you are.”]
"Oh, Chuuya," he sighed, grinning like a fool. "I love it when you talk dirty to me."
Or, Dazai is convinced (forced) to join his friends for a year in Paris, and he doesn't know a word of French. Chuuya is just hoping to get through school without any strange encounters, and he doesn't know a word of Japanese. They collide (literally) and the situation devolves from there. They figure it out.
Beautiful artwork here!
Series
- Part 26 of double black
- Part 12 of double black aus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,230
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 427
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- 2,625
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- 545
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- 33,984
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
05 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Kiiinda kliché but hey, whatever, right? (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
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The Art Of Getting Back At Your Partner: A Guide By Nakahara Chuuya by PurpleJellyFrogs
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Nov 2022
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“It’s easy, it just ignites the sparks of attraction, it gives people the freedom to have choices even when they’re affected. It starts wearing down after ten days,” the platinum blonde-haired woman explains bluntly. No need to lie to the man, he’d see through it and she has an inkling he would even prefer it less if it was truly ‘all-powerful’ as he put it.
“Have you had any clients in the past ten days?”
“No.”
“Are you planning to have any in the next five to seven days?”
“No? Why?” She looks at the man skeptically, green eyes observing his smirk.
“I want to hire you for a job.” He grins and extends a hand for her to shake.
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Dazai thinks it's easy to use an ability to make Chuuya like him. Chuuya thinks it's easy to mess with the bastard by playing pretend.
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
31 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Chuuya finally has the upper hand. Whoop whoop!! :D
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The Art Of Falling In Love (And The Fragility Of Children) by Cash_Drabbles
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Jan 2024
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Ango is a teacher who’s struggling to get a proper grip on one of his students- the student being a mess of curly brown hair with bandages wrapped around his arms and neck thickly that he won’t talk about.
He decides enough is enough when he breaks a classmates new lunchbox (all the way from France, by the way) and holds a meeting with his father.
Unfortunately, he’s met with the most gorgeous man he’s ever met.A man who’s just too hard not to love
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“I need you to hit me as hard as you can.” Dazai says without any preamble, walking right up to them.
“What?” Atsushi sounds aghast. “Why would I?”
“Dazai-san—” Akutagawa begins.
“Bet.” Chuuya says, and punches him square in the face.
Shockingly, this is actually the better of the two interactions Chuuya has had with Dazai.
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
23 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
You can take the tag "unconventional mating rituals" literally. It's fucking funny and fucking sweet.
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a bullet for cinderella (so he can shoot shitty dazai dead) by setosdarkness
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Oct 2019
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Dazai gets captured by the enemy. To
annoy his kidnapperspass time while waiting to be rescued, he tells them a story about the Port Mafia Kingdom and its Prince Chuuya who’s working so hard to look for his soulmate…The Port Mafia Kingdom holds a ball for Prince Chuuya to find his soulmate. Why is a kingdom named Port Mafia, you ask? Because that’s just how the mafia works. Why does a prince need help with his lovelife, you ask?
“The Prince must be so terribly ugly, dumb and…” Peasant Dazai—who snuck into the party because he heard there are sturdy chandeliers, which could make for great suicide props—pauses for maximum impact, as though he’s about to impart a token of great wisdom, before he continues with, “…and very, very short.”
[NOW COMPLETE as of 10/17/19]
Series
- Part 76 of soukoku AUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,228
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 226
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- 1,901
- Bookmarks:
- 279
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- 22,521
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
14 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Only first chapter in, but already in love with the story!! ヘ(^-^)
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I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio by ElectricSplatter
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Dec 2020
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“Four months from now will be the seven year anniversary of when you and Osamu Dazai released your hugely successful first and only album Double Black and its diamond single Corruption. After performing with Dazai earlier this year, are you planning anything special to celebrate?”
“Corruption is insanely overrated, and I would prefer to never hear Dazai’s voice for the rest of my fucking life.”
gorgeous art by @Letnia919 and liz
[Russian Translation]
[Vietnamese Translation-Facebook]
[Vietnamese Translation-Wordpress]- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 256,709
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 35
- Comments:
- 4,600
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- 33,839
- Bookmarks:
- 8,127
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- 1,103,443
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
11 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Slowburn. Very painful to read, but in the end it's totally worth it!! :)
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Finally, Chuuya eloquently said, “I don’t want to date you.”
Dazai huffed. “Yeah, well, I’m not too thrilled at the idea of having a crazy rockstar boyfriend. But you got us into this mess, you need to help us get out of it.”
Had Dazai gone insane? Nakahara Chuuya and Dazai Osamu, dating? Had Chuuya not made it clear through the dozens of direct and indirect meetings that he despised Dazai with every fiber in his body.Featuring: drunk tweets, falling in love, horrendous song writing, cheesy interviews, learning how to "fake it," and Chuuya getting over the headache that is Dazai. Not necessarily in that order.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 112,578
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 1,616
- Kudos:
- 20,210
- Bookmarks:
- 3,699
- Hits:
- 406,153
Bookmarked by YourLocalMetalhead
05 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I've only read two chapters, but I'm already in love with it!! ( ＾ω＾ )