Zeph_the_strawberry



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Alastor's curse in Hell is that it hurts to make connections. The touch of another sinner will burn and blister his skin; the hands of the ones he loves will never be a soothing touch, never a comfort, only pain.

    So Alastor avoided touch, avoided friends.

    Until the day Lucifer arrives, picks a fight with him and lays his hands on Alastor - and Alastor discovers that the Devil's hands do not burn him, do not hurt him. Touch starved and desperate, he chases after any kind of contact, whatever the risk may be.

    (In which an asexual person writes our one canon asexual character and once again takes a ship only semi seriously)

    Set during season one and branches off into season 2 as I watch it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,475
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    753
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    9,739

    04 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

    Tags
    Summary

    Hawks is a very good spy.

    He’s managed to charm the entirety of the PLF at this point. Twice regularly refers to him as a good guy, and he means it in the best way. Toga asks him to braid her hair often; they eat odd snacks together and talk about the intricacies of blood in ways that the HPSC wouldn’t appreciate, but he’s never been one to avoid using any tactics he can to get an in. He and Spinner bond over different heteromorph struggles. He even met Shigaraki once, briefly, in the bar, before he fucked off for his four month soujourn to evolve like a pokemon or whatever, and he seemed to like him well enough.

    He and Dabi have… this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2,636

    14 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 39

    Tags
    Summary

    It's the end of summer before senior year, and Kris is realizing something about themselves that they'd rather not be true. The feeling's always been there—or rather, the lack of a particular feeling—but only now is it obvious how that makes them different, and how it leaves them so utterly alone.

    Unless, maybe, they don't have to be.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,319
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4,853

    09 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 38

    Tags
    Summary

    He also happened to remember the section they did on drugs. A representative from the D.A.R.E. program came and talked and passed out cool t-shirts. Berdly still owned that shirt! And, along with it, he recalled the presentation given on drugs:

    More specifically, the section dedicated to marijuana.

    “K-Kris, is that…” Little green nugs of pure hallucinogenic power were sitting on that tray. The smell was overpowering, short circuiting Berdly’s brain. Kris just smiled, the little scamp that they were, and nodded.

    “Yeah, man. It’s weed.” They said simply.

    Kris and Berdly spend the night hanging out. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,734
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1,784

    12 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sans is a college dropout who works two jobs to pay for his brother's education, struggling with chronic depression. When he meets a friend on omegle telling knock knock jokes, they become the much needed light in each other's lives.

    "Every funny story has its ups and downs - whether you're cracking puns or cracking bones." ~tumblr user meatwithpotatoes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    301,591
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Comments:
    1,947
    Kudos:
    4,288
    Bookmarks:
    597
    Hits:
    100,937

    10 Oct 2025