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The summer after Season 5 (in my world where 'The Gift' ended happily), a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do?
My first series, originally published in 2001. Winner of 35 awards, including Best Spike Fanfic of 2002, Best Fanfic Classic, Best Smut, Best Lighthearted and Best Characterizations from various awards sites.
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“I don’t,” the kid murmurs, avoiding Richie’s gaze. “Meet a lot of douchebags, that is. I mean, I do, but not because of my ‘line of work’. I don’t have a line of work, this—this is my first time doing this.”
Richie’s eyebrows shoot up his forehead. “I’m your first client?”
Eddie finally meets Richie’s eyes, looking sheepish. “You’re my first everything.”- Language:
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Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
27 Nov 2022
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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So Pretty, So Unsatisfied by blood_ichor
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
01 Aug 2020
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“I think you’d make an excellent teacher, Eddie. The kids really listen to you. You’re a better teacher than I am."
“Yeah right. You’re, like, a genius.”
“Being smart doesn’t make someone a good teacher.”
“What does?”
“Charisma, care, the passion for spreading knowledge to others. Good intentions. All things I don’t have, and that’s why I’m stuck teaching these fucking classes after school."
“You’re funny, Mr. Tozier.”Series
- Part 1 of Teacher Richie/Student Eddie AU
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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hysteria when you’re near by tempestbreak for camerasparring
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Richie Tozier is a weak man.
And if he has to fuck the love of his life to avoid having to confess his feelings, then so be it.
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Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me by Mere_Mortifer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 May 2020
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“Who the fuck are you?” Eddie exclaims before he can stop himself, and the man turns to face him with a shriek. "I have a dog, you know? He’s like half wolf or something, if you don’t get the fuck out my apartment I’ll tell him to attack!”
The man, incredibly, laughs again, this time less hysterical and more plainly awkward. “Yeah, uh, about that…”Or: Eddie brings a stray dog home. Turns out, it's a werewolf.
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It’s not the first time Eddie’s shown up at Richie’s window at a bad time, but this might just take the cake.
Or: accidental sex, miscommunications, teenage obliviousness, and how to realize you're in love with your best friend.
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'Richie, the absolute fucking asshole, had picked up his goddamn phone when he was buried deep inside Eddie’s guts, and said, “Hey, Pete!” like Eddie wasn’t currently seeing fucking stars beneath him.
Eddie had frozen, hissed, “What are you doing?” and Richie had given him this look which Eddie, stupidly, had taken to mean, I will get rid of him and then we can get back to the more important business of rendering you incapable of walking or sitting down for the next 24 hours.
Only - Richie hadn’t done that.'
Richie gets a phone call halfway through sex and proceeds to wreck Eddie's shit regardless.
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Thank You, Next by camerasparring for omniocularz (adaptation)
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jun 2020
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Richie Tozier, at the ripe old age of forty, is not used to having friends.
At least, he wasn’t.
He used to know these people like the back of his hand, but adulthood has changed them. He recognizes their mannerisms and their memories, flooding back now with abandon, but not who they’ve become. Richie’s sure he’s changed, too; in fact, he knows he has. None of these people know what kind of life he’s led, and he feels like he’s got about a million years of stories worth catching up on for them, too.
But he’s never been more willing to try.
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Or: Richie fucks everyone. Eddie gets mad.
Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
27 May 2020
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I'm going to print out this fic, have it printed onto a dildo, and fuck myself with it.
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“So… what are you wearing?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
Richie laughs on the phone, delighted by Eddie’s deadpan dismay. “I’m only kidding if you’re offended.”
“I’m not offended,” says Eddie. “It's just that phone sex isn’t a real thing.”
Richie is quiet. “What do you mean, phone sex isn’t a real thing?”
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Or: Richie goes away on tour. Eddie learns that phone sex is a real thing.
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Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
20 May 2020
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I want to print this fic out and put it in my underwear
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Is This Thing On? by QueerOnTilMorning
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
14 May 2020
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It’s only ten seconds or so before the silicone plug in his ass stops vibrating, but Richie’s already about to lose his fucking mind.
He’s focusing on his breathing, trying to will his erection away, when Eddie slips back into the chair beside him. “Your beer,” he says casually, setting the bottle on the table as though he hasn’t just been using the remote control in his pocket to test the limits of Richie’s sanity.
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“I didn’t tell Myra I even applied to come here. I don’t really know why, I just… I had to, you know? It felt like… it was my last chance.”
“Last chance for what?”
“I don’t even know, that’s the fucked-up part. To do something, I guess. To do anything.” He turns to Richie. “Pretty stupid, right?”
“No,” Richie murmurs. “I don’t think so.”
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Or: Richie and Eddie meet while studying abroad, featuring drinking games, bad dancing, things getting lost in translation, personalized playlists, leather jackets, photo shoots in ancient ruins, karaoke, and one (1) gay bar.- Language:
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Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
11 May 2020
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Eddie and Richie go to the summer fair. Richie wins Eddie a teddy bear. They find a great use for it.
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Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
28 Apr 2020
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why is Eddie fucking a teddybear so cute
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"Eds, what the fuck are you looking for?"
Eddie digs through empty shoe boxes and piles of clothes until he emerges triumphant. "This," he grins and tosses the black cylinder to Richie and then puts their box of toys away.
"Oh my god."
Eddie snorts out a laugh and crawls back to his place on the bed.
"Eddie, why the fuck do you own a fleshlight? How long have you owned a fucking fleshlight?!"
Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
28 Apr 2020
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I've Got Soul But I'm Not a Soldier by Smokeybubble
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Jan 2020
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Richie Tozier has one hell of a birthmark.
Or, the obedience curse fic that literally no one asked for.
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Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
22 Apr 2020
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“Hey,” Richie says when they break apart, though his voice apparently has trouble keeping up with his brain when Eddie’s still grinding down on him. “You remember— mm, fuck— that thing we said we were— we were gonna try?”
Or, a little bit of PWP, written for an incredible fanart linked in the notes.
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“You asked for this,” Eddie reminded him—fierce, just how he knew Richie liked it. “So I’m going to give it to you.”
“Jesus,” Richie said, shivering beneath him. “I’ve created a monster.”
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Bookmarked by omniocularz (adaptation)
19 Apr 2020
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that's me and I want you only by lunavagant for liesmyth
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Apr 2020
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“I’d love to finally meet him, you know,” Julia says. “You should bring him to the office party in March.”
“Mh, what day is that again?” Eddie asks, absentmindedly. He adjusts his grip on Richie’s cock so that he’s rubbing at the sensitive spot on the underside that makes Richie whimper and his eyes glaze over, and listens to the way Richie’s breathing picks up at the light pressure. “Sure, office party. March 14th. I’ll ask him if he wants to come.”
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better use by derryfacts2 (winchysteria)
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
24 May 2020
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Richie has never seen him in anything but business casual, and the effect is startling: either he has seen and never noticed the fire on Eddie’s face, or he was the one who brought it out.
They stand there for a second, Richie’s chest heaving, as Eddie looks over his body furiously. “What?” Richie says, voice rough. “Chickening out?”
“Fuck you.”
He crosses the room in three strides.Series
- Part 2 of Derry University
