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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.

    Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.

    “Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”

    Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”

    Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.

    --
    After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

    -

    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

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    16 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Distressed and disgruntled barely scratch the surface when it came to describing Ethan Winters. But, it'd have to do.

    Karl isn't exactly sure why he'd been chosen to witness Ethan's emotional turmoil, but there was something appealing about fixing it--even if it wasn't any of his business.

     

    (This is an obligatory Office!AU)

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    21 Jan 2023

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    After Karl and Ethan have their usual falling out, an explosion (caused by a certain, boulder-punching asshole) leads them to plunge into a tight space, where they're forced to settle their differences.

    At least enough to save Rose and kill Miranda.

    (Perhaps Karl should've used his sensitive hearing more effectively.)

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    15 Jan 2023

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    I love you
    the way an abandoned house
    might love a person
    who stumbled across it.

    With sheer desperation
    and a pinch of hope.

     

    (fix-it au)

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    10 Jan 2023