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    The Riddler halts. Pauses.

    “What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”

    Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.

    “Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”

    “Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”

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    Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.

     

    (The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)

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    As the ring melted in Mt. Doom, a new evil emerged from the ashes. But Harry Potter, who has been mysteriously pulled into Middle Earth, wants nothing to do with fighting. He plans to spend the rest of his days in his Animagus form, forgetting the past and ignoring the future. That all changes the day an odd trio walks through the woods... Finally complete!

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    Peter acts like a spider.

    The bats have opinions on it.

     

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    Chris falls in love, makes a friend, kills someone, stops being so pathetic and figures out what he wants in life. In this life, anyway.

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    Eduardo accidentally, drunkenly sells his soul to the devil, gets his shit together and moves the fuck on.

    Written for the 5th TSN Big Bang.

    (also available in Chinese)

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