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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    "I AM AWESOME, MON CAPITAINE!"

    It's the 21st Century, and Prussia has no reason to exist. But due to an ever-increasing wealth of fangirls, he isn't allowed to die, either. As a compromise, Prussia finds himself alive — somewhat — with Cosmic Reality-Altering Powers (C.R.A.P.) that make Germany's life a constant nightmare. Eating a bathtub? Morphing into a seal? Summoning the neighbor's underwear (completely on accident???) All just another day in the life of one Gilbert A. Beilschmidt.

    One-shot series. Crossposted from FFN.

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    21 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Okay, don’t panic.” Alfred says, mostly for himself. “Do not panic.” He repeats again.

    “Don’t panic?” Matthew says after him, eyes widening. His own voice is now far too un-Canadian for his liking. “Don’t fucking panic?”

    [AKA: It all started with a spilled bottle of wine. Alfred and Matthew have swapped bodies, and Alfred finds it harder and harder to keep his secrets, well, secret.]

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    11/11
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    28 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    "We aren't breaking out." Eurylochus stated firmly, causing Odysseus to sigh. Polites let out a little chuckle and, after a moment of silence, asked,
    "Sooo... who should we call?"
    Odysseus snorted. "I'd call the girls but I feel safer in jail."
    Eurylochus silently agreed.

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    06 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    “What is that?!”

    Anthiax shrugged. “I was tired so I wanted Red Bull, but have a small cough-”

    “Fever.”

    “Small cough so I got nyquil, the ice cream is for the flavor.”

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    06 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    College au for the Iliad, what more is there to say? Everyone is chaotic and they’re all idiots and it’s a good time. And also a bad time eventually when the angst gets involved. Hooray isn’t this fun!

    (Sorry that these tags are huge and a nightmare I have no self control ha)

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    06 Aug 2024