10 Bookmarks by amorphous_father
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If I were less insane, I'd take offense, but now this just amuses me by KusakabeNAyako
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jun 2021
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Ahsoka Tano hated Darth Vader with passion. Alright, that is not strictly speaking accurate, she didn't hate him. Sure, he was a self-assured dick, but at least he was insane... that sounded more logical in her head. Let's start anew.
Darth Vader is an insane prick and the galaxy is somehow, beyond all reason, better for it.a.k.a.
Anakin was never a Jedi, but he was trained from the age 5 by a moraly grey-ish force sensitive group. Sidious took interest because he is a creep and now Vader is his henchman until he can get his team back.
After that, all of the fucking bets are mother fuckin off.Series
- Part 1 of Kintsugi
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- English
- Words:
- 88,549
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 258
- Kudos:
- 527
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- 17,394
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16 Jan 2025
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Suspicious Minds by Domoda
Fandoms: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Cal squeezed the metal hilt of the murder weapon. He was reaching a light-headed, almost giddy terror, and he had the bizarre urge to laugh. “Are you going to kill me?”
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Padawan Cal Kestis picks up General Skywalker's lightsaber and accidentally sees something he really, really wishes he hadn't.
Completed 2023-02-03, remastered with additional chapters for pacing reasons 2025-10-10 (new chapters marked with an asterisk*)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,617
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 347
- Kudos:
- 1,708
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- 440
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- 31,975
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14 Jan 2025
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Faith's Fetters by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
20 Feb 2022
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Maul has spent years trawling through the ruins of Malachor for secrets and insights. One day, he is joined in this effort by Lord Vader, and together they seek the knowledge that will help them destroy their master.
Unfortunately, they end up destroying themselves in the process - more or less.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,579
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 124
- Kudos:
- 563
- Bookmarks:
- 150
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- 7,356
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13 Jan 2025
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Emotional Support Piett by Piano_Padawan
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
25 Mar 2023
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Lord Vader's search for an animal companion for emotional support brings him to an alternative solution.
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13 Jan 2025
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An Unwelcome Guest by bornofstars
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
16 Jan 2021
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Two thieves break into an innocuous looking apartment in Imperial City, expecting an easy raid.
To their surprise, (and horror) they find it occupied with an infamous Sith Lord, and his two young children.
Bookmarked by amorphous_father
13 Jan 2025
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how to get the guy: the ultimate love guide by seungkwan boo and aeri uchinaga by nighteater
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
12 Feb 2024
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Desperate to win Chan Lee's heart over before graduation, Wonwoo resorts to a love advice radio show to learn the dos and don'ts of love.
Bookmarked by amorphous_father
16 Jul 2024
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Chan being best boi and wonwoo being cringe boy failure. It's soooo goood
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In the middle of the tableau, atop a console full of wildly flashing buttons, sat a large, black mass, as if the shadows of the room had all converged together to form into this one sacred shape.
“Lord Vader,” one of the officers began. “Please, sir, would you be willing to get down from the console? It’s only that in your current seat you are incidentally pressing many buttons at once, and we’re afraid that something catastrophic might happen.”
Lord Vader leaned his weight back against the buttons, stretching a leg out in front of him; an alarm light began flashing overhead.
“Little gods, we’re going to die.”
Or, the story of how an overly enthusiastic stormtrooper became the
petpersonal assistant to Lord Vader, a man with many unique and catlike qualities who is also definitely not actually a cat.Series
- Part 2 of Herding Cats
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Bill gets adopted by an eldritch abomination. Whether he likes it or not.
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Regrettable Workplace Discussions by stuffilikeiwrite
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
10 Mar 2023
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“Ugh whatever, I don't know. Could've been Vader, I suppose?” Piett heard himself snort, and that mental image was enough to make him curl his lip in distaste; chastising himself inwardly for even thinking the thought.
Veers stared blankly at him for a moment, blinking slowly as the words registered before lowering his gaze to his own food. He pursed his lips, scowling but his disgusted expression slowly transitioned into something more akin to perplexed confusion. Piett was surprised he didn’t have an immediate retort, but accepted the silence as agreement as he began eating again. At least he wouldn’t have to hear more about Tarkin getting busy; thank the Force.
“How does Vader even fuck?”
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AKA one Firmus Piett regrets he ever even brought Vader up in this particular kind of conversation.
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- Part 1 of Regrettable Workplace Discussions
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'eat your young' by DeanSWade
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Apr 2023
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The Sith backs down. Gives ground this time, light on his feet as he meets each devastating strike with the practiced ease of an excellent swordsman. It feels like battling a hurricane, a lone boat against a blazing storm. For every move, every block, the next comes twice as hard. Thrice as angry.
Obi-Wan laughs, a madman starring into the eye of the tempest.Or
Sith Lord Obi-Wan and his apprentice Anakin engaging in a training saber practice.