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"No doubt I now grew very pale; --but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased --and what could I do?"
-- Edgar Allen Poe, The Tell-Tale HeartDave runs afoul of his demons from the past. Good thing he doesn't have to face them alone this time.
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16 Feb 2019
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“I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”
“I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”
Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”
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04 Dec 2018
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After losing his partner to chronic lesbianism, Karkat is left to find a new one. With half of the year left his options are low, and he needs to keep his grades up. There's no option but to suffer through the new transfer student.
Suffer being the optimal word.Bookmarked by anonymous7684
13 Nov 2018
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Get in the spaceship, loser. We're boldly going. by circumlocute for twofoldAxiom
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Sep 2018
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Freshly-promoted Captain John Egbert has just received his first mission from Starfleet Command: safely transport eccentric xenopaleontologist Dave Strider to his new research site on a distant planet. Commander Karkat Vantas is the reluctant First Officer dragged along for the ride.
It's a simple enough mission, if only all those damn feelings would stop getting in the way.
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08 Oct 2018
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Karkat runs a kitschy underwater gift shop. It does pretty well -- most humans want to remember their visit to the reef, after all. With all the laws and restrictions and sanctions in place, it's not every day you get an opportunity to visit the mers.
It's not every day you get to steal from them, either.
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01 Jun 2018
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“Be careful with the claws,” he says, like it’s a fucking joke.
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12 May 2018
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You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:
1. Ill-timed pranks.
2. Cooking.
3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.
(although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)
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- Part 3 of Catacombs
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11 May 2018
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06 May 2018
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06 May 2018
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For 4/13, eight months after John gets stuck in an elevator with Dirk, it's his birthday!
So much fluff.Series
- Part 2 of Elevatorstuck AU
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03 May 2018
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Prompt: Au where Dirk and John who are strangers to each other get stuck in an elevator for a good solid nine hours, Dirk on his way to a con, probably in cosplay, John on an Important Business thing. It’s fucking stupid.
Thank you http://villainveins.tumblr.com/ for the prompt. I'm on tumblr too! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/laurasauras
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- Part 1 of Elevatorstuck AU
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03 May 2018
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Your name is John Egbert, and you are not a homosexual.
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02 May 2018
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01 May 2018
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23 Apr 2018
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When Karkat shuts down after being betrayed by Gamzee, John is there to get him back on his feet.
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17 Apr 2018
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Dirk's gotta get to Anaheim, but he can't make it on his own. He needs to enlist the help of Jake's cousin--some guy named John Egbert.
(previously titled "Pure and Simple". "Two Days To Anaheim" was just a way cooler name.)
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24 Jan 2018
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In an ambiguously pre-Industrial society, Jade English sends her grandson out into the world to experience the joys of adventuring for himself. This would probably be easier if Jake had paid more attention to her adventuring lessons. Then again, nothing’s really been easy since the Curse hit all those years ago.
Or: Dirk is a cursed bird boy with intimacy issues, Jake finds (and dates) him, Roxy and Jane are beautiful disasters in their own rights, and everything is varying levels of awful until it isn’t. Featuring as much fluff as I can cram in between the plot-driven angst and a lot of wing appreciation and preening.
Based on an art piece by Cityinthesea.
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03 Oct 2017
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23 Sep 2017
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Two idiots poke at recovery with a stick.
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12 Sep 2017
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and just when you were starting to make a real, actual friend on this godforsaken hellship, you somehow managed to fuck it up.
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09 Aug 2017