anorc
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Based on a prompt over at Dorothea’s Drama House on Discord, by ‘Wake The Dragon:’
“OK: hear me out, what if Harry and Daphne got drunk because of a marriage law and eloped and then found out they had a soul bond.”None of which is nice if you think about it too hard, so lets write some parody.
There's a marriage law (a fine tradition in Harry Potter fanfic)
Harry has to marry Daphne Greengrass. (because that's what the Ministry came up with)
He decides, well, it's better than being fined. -
Tags
Summary
A Harry Potter fanfiction, by An Orc.
Once upon a time there was a stage play where Harry Potter, at least, was out of character.
This is my take on Harry Potter meets 'the plot' of Cursed Child.It is a satire. This is, a comedy that makes fun of something. In this case, Cursed child by making bits a little worse.
Only, not for Harry or Delphini; they are both kids with terrible back-stories. -
Tags
Summary
Remus Lupin's a responsible guardian.
As in, he's responsible.Sirius Black might have left him a job to do.
Did he do that job?
Well, this is his story. Such as it is.
If you squint it's canon compliant.
-
Tags
Summary
The Horcrux in his forehead gave Harry an opportunity that the darkest wizards only dream of. Without a harm to himself, he can sacrifice part of a soul in a deal with a Demon, who gets tetchy about brokerage trades, and in return he gets Sirius. Oh, and coincidentally had outsourced destroying all the Horcruxes. Harry felt that getting TWO good outcomes was really clever of him.
Only, using demons is super illegal, and he was observed.
So the war's just ending in time to be blackmailed.
-
Tags
Summary
Harry Potter, boy hero, walks to his death in the forbidden forest and lets Lord Voldemort kill him with the killing curse. Then something strange happens.
Recent series
-
Summary
What if... Harry got into one last complicated Wizarding legal screwup post-war.
Features Harry Potter, some girl from Slytherin he's never talked to, and Kreacher.
- Words:
- 827,395
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 118
-
Summary
Harry Potter.
He's got a very basic comprehensive education. What if he... didn't know how to swim?
(Not everyone learns it successfully at school.)Diverges slowly but surely from canon, starting in fourth year.
Contains Ron bashing for dramatic purposes. Really, he's a top mate. Just, for this one... he's not so much the bad guy as a just a jerk at the wrong time.- Words:
- 100,960
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 13
-
Summary
People have theorised that with his upbringing, Harry should have turned out a lot less nice and forgiving. If Harry was ignored instead of bullied, he might have even been rather more like Tom Riddle than anyone might like. Character deaths and an unsympathetic Harry. Who may well be a functional sociopath.
As Minerva McGonagall says, if a cat may look at a king, checking in on Harry Potter is within her remit. Minerva and Albus send someone along to Privet Drive to... put the fear of god into the Dursleys. That man is ... Alistor Moody, Life insurance salesman. "I think you really want this life insurance. It's going to stop all sorts of bad things happening to you" said Moody. "Like What?" asked Vernon Dursley. "Like Me, for starters" Moody rasped. Unfortunately, having Harry raised by relatives who utterly avoid him has some unwanted side effects. Can anyone say Tom Riddle? Well, obviously nobody can. Tom took care of that. That's why he's called he-who-shall-not-be-named. Played for some laughs not a bloodbath.- Words:
- 96,664
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 12
-
Summary
Harry "uses his words."
For a change.
- Words:
- 1,964
- Works:
- 2
-
Summary
It's quite clear that Harry's mother, Lily Potter nee Evans did sacrifice her life to protect Harry.
Sacrificial magic, if you would.What else did she do?
And is James Potter merely "The dad who died" in all of this?
No discussion of blood protections on Privet drive. Or Necromantic blood wards, if that sounds cooler.
Canon compliant. (That surprises me too.)
- Words:
- 3,941
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 4