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They’ve been on four dates, and Martin has been an absolute gentleman every time they go out, has held open doors and pulled out chairs and kissed Jon sweetly on the cheek every night before they’d part ways, which is why Jon says yes when Martin asks if he wants to go back to Martin’s flat.
“I’ve got a roommate,” Martin states belatedly while they’re in the cab. “Is that okay?”
Maybe that should have tipped him off.
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26 Aug 2025
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imagine your daddy is an alpha mafia boss by imagineyoureraped (demonster)
Fandoms: Original Work
21 Jun 2023
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- Part 3 of femboy imagine fics
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07 Feb 2024
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imagine an alpha pack kidnaps and rapes all the omega boys in your village by imagineyoureraped (demonster)
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22 Jun 2023
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- Part 7 of femboy imagine fics
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07 Feb 2024
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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20 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale, it seemed, was being forced, and not for the first time, to sup with the devil – or rather, not the devil, obviously, but certainly a member of his senior management team. Still. He was exceedingly thirsty.
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12 Aug 2023
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A compilation of twitter drabbles, prompts, worldbuilding, and miscellany.
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23 Nov 2022
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In which Jon and Martin pet some cows, try their best, and get frisky sometimes (a lot).
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14 Nov 2022
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"I'm not saying you can't pet them, just be careful?"
"I am careful. But these are good cows! Aren't you? You're a very good cow! And Jon is being very silly, that's right."
Jon scoffed so loudly Martin could hear him clearly all the way over there. The cow that had walked up to where he stood looked to be the curious sort, and nosed the front of his jacket searchingly. Martin scratched her between the eyes, gave the ears a little squeeze.
"Sorry. I don't have any cow treats. Guess you'll have to eat me, to prove Jon right."_____
In which the boys get to Scotland and enjoy the existence of the world as they know it, for a little while.Series
- Part 1 of Use Your Words
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10 Nov 2022
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After a while Martin started fidgeting with the sleeve of Jon's T-shirt, and his right leg which he had up, the knee making a tent of the blanket; that one started tipping left to right. Left to right.
"Can you say it again?"
Left. Right.
"Mh?"
"The nice words."
Jon put the phone down and frowned, confused. "...Please?"
"No the other -"
Jon studied what he'd said earlier. "...Dear?"
"Uh-huh", Martin said, his voice all smile and air.
"Darling." Jon laughed at how it sounded out of his mouth, and how Martin's stomach tensed with an upcoming giggle.
"Honey. Sweetheart", he began listing, as dryly as he could._____
In which Jon and Martin kiss until the world ends i guessSeries
- Part 2 of Use Your Words
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10 Nov 2022
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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? by ChristinMKay for vanroesburg
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jan 2022
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Martin loves his job as a professor of English Literature at UCL. If it wasn't for his pretentious asshole of a colleague Jon Sims. Their already less than cordial working relationship only grows worse when they are forced to share an office. Of course, when Jon needs someone to pretend to be his boyfriend at a literature conference, Martin is the only other person in their department going. A deal with high stakes and unforeseen consequences is struck.
Or: 5 times Jon and Martin hated each other and 1 time they didn't
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27 Oct 2022
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The problem with playing arenas is that, from the stage, every arena looks basically the same. Metal frameworky bits, lots of lights overhead, big screaming crowd of people, not much else to see. The people tend to scream pretty much the same stuff every night, too. It's all, “Woooo, Blackbeard!” and “Yeahhh, Blackbeard!” and “Play Stop Or I'll Make You Eat Your Toe!”
Over and over, all around the world, ad infinitum. If Blackbeard wasn’t a solo act, he would’ve broken up by now.
Ed misses the stuff that makes rock real. The passion. The rabble-rousing.
He’s got a couple of days between tours, and for once, just once, he wants to start a night without knowing how it'll end.
ETA: Parts 2 and 3 are now up!
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14 Jun 2022
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“You’re a stupid fucker! Blackbeard kissed you and you left him?”
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31 Mar 2022
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When Jonathan Sims is promoted to Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, he does his best to live up to the demands of the job. He appoints his two closest friends, Timothy Stoker and Sasha James, to be his assistants. He works long hours to catch up on the backlog of clutter left behind by the previous Archivist. He tries to ignore the strange, disembodied voice that only he seems able to hear.
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19 Nov 2021
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Poisoned Mushrooms by YamBits
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Jul 2019
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Frodo's friends conspire to defend him against strange accidents and dark figures drawn to Bag End. As the world gets darker, Frodo and Sam find themselves growing closer. Set a year before the Journey.
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13 Sep 2021
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The Perfect Way to Spend an Autumn Night by YamBits
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
31 May 2018
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Frodo goes out for a relaxed night of fun with Sam and a young Pippin. Spooky stories, a corn maze and drinks by the fire. And a little flirting.
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18 Aug 2021
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Courtship by YamBits
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 May 2018
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When one of Frodo's older cousins comes for a visit, he lets slip that Frodo had a tryst with a lad back at Brandy Hall. Bilbo decides to do what he can to help Frodo feel free to court who he pleases, and tries to go about setting him up with someone. Turns out he may not have to look very far.
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04 Aug 2021
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what if we tried to have everything by mollyknox
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Mar 2021
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Rose was a little afraid of Frodo. She loved him, of course, because her Sam did and because he was kind and good and because she had cared for him when he was at his weakest. But she was afraid of him; because he was so far away from what she understood, and because he held her love’s heart. Because sometimes his eyes seemed to look at things that were not there.
Because one day he would leave and take part of Sam with him.Series
- Part 4 of In All the Ways There Were
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01 Aug 2021
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In All the Ways There Were by mollyknox
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
28 Sep 2020
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When Sam nearly lost Frodo on Weathertop, he made a promise to himself: to tell the truth.
A retelling of the Lord of the Rings (movie canon) from Sam's perspective. Also he and Frodo are in love.
(this fic is completed)
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01 Aug 2021
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various comics, some using canon text from the book and some of my own writing!
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29 Jul 2021
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Want to grab dinner later? I know you're going to be working absurdly late anyway, and there's a new Italian place I've been wanting to try. — M
Yes, that sounds nice. I'll try to be finished by 7:00. — J
Oh, yes. God forbid you don't work absurdly late. ;) — M
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Or: The notes and letters Jon and Martin have written each other, through the years.Series
- Part 1 of Somewhere Else
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28 Jul 2021