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Normally, the elevator commute from the 7th floor of Yoongi's apartment to the ground floor takes a total of one minute. It's always a very flustering minute when his hot neighbour Seokjin somehow always manages to sync up with him.
It's just his luck that today, that minute tapers out into minute(s), plural form, when the elevator just so happens to break down. With both of them in it.
Or, the one where Seokjin has a mouth and Yoongi has a dick. Are you following?
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- Part 5 of yoonjin bingo 2020
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18 Dec 2020
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taehyung loses a bet against his best friend jungkook and now he has to get winky face tatted onto his ass
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06 Oct 2020
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got good energy in all of my chakras by mockturtletale
Fandoms: K-pop, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 Aug 2020
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they filmed four separate things today and did two live performances.
namjoon made eye contact with yoongi once, by accident, and he’d blushed for an hour afterwards.
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02 Sep 2020
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Yoongi discovers that Namjoon has tentacles. He thinks they’re kind of neat.
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31 Aug 2020
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He can’t tell whether the plant has already been moving before Namjoon turned on the lights, but as the door slides shut behind Jungkook and Namjoon locks their clothes away, the younger is painfully aware of the vines sliding over the floor and along the ceiling. They don’t seem to be going in any certain direction.
Except for one.
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Or: Namjoon researches a strange plant and asks Jungkook for help. Jungkook agrees.
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30 Aug 2020
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They must be testing Namjoon, with the new concept of tiny shorts, because never has he so badly wanted to devour Yoongi's plush thighs.
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30 Aug 2020
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE THE REASON I CAN’T GET A BOYFRIEND!?” Seokjin yells to the almost six foot tall, and slightly intimidating demon standing in his pentagram. It is almost easy to forget that he’s yelling at a demon in his anger. A normal person wouldn’t have such a bold death wish, but Seokjin wasn’t normal.
The demon gives him a once over, his dragon-like eyes dragging lazily down Seokjin as he fumes.
“Are you wearing a hamtaro onesie?” The demon asks in looking not at all bothered by his outburst. Seokjin finds himself blushing. He had forgotten what he was wearing in the presence of the demon. His whole look intimidating to get the demon to do his bidding truly wasn’t going to work out well, but what can Seokjin say? He looks stunning even in this onesie.
or that au where Seokjin summons a demon hoping they'll help him find a boyfriend only for him to engaged to said demon
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29 Aug 2020
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The day Jungkook lands in his pond, Yoongi is up a tree trying to persuade the owl there that he does live in the cottage, and no it’s not free to rent, and no he won’t accept acorn husks in payment. Every time he tries to say this, the owl pecks at his wrist and squawks premium interest! premium interest! And Yoongi is losing his sanity.
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or, Jungkook is a eager witch just starting off on the job, and Yoongi is the lonely witch of the woods he befriends. (And more.)
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29 Aug 2020
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They’ve been dating for five months and Jeongguk still hasn’t seen Yoongi’s dick.
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27 May 2020
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Together, Jimin and Namjoon takes care of Yoongi, for the first time.
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20 May 2020
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Kim Seokjin must be hallucinating.
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17 May 2020
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16 May 2020
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It starts with a conversation about bringing people back to their apartment.
(It ends rather unexpectedly.)
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16 May 2020
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Fed up with bad dates and failed relationships, alpha Jeong Guk signs up for services at Amor in Tenebris Matchmaking.
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13 May 2020
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Min Yoongi walks into his office late only to discover it happens to be a certain someone's birthday and he's the only one without a gift.
He scrambles to come up with something but his brilliant plan backfires on him in the best way.
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12 May 2020
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Hoseok and Namjoon get to know eachother by getting forcefully put together in a group project, too much sexual tension leads to a lot of sex, too much sex leads them to—
Or that one namseok fic that I've been wanting to write for literall years and here she finally is!
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11 May 2020
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Hoseok has never been touched like this, never been held in the way Seokjin is holding him now. Hoseok’s always the one in control, on top. He’s never the one under, naked and exposed, being touched in weird places that make him let out these weird noises that he has never heard himself make before.
He’s not in control of the situation at all, he realizes, he’s completely and utterly hopeless in Seokjin’s embrace.
And he's scared to admit how much he likes it.
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11 May 2020
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Flowers Bloom (Swallow The Darkness) by blacksugasfire
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 May 2020
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"But the love they had for each other- oh god
the love they held in their eyes..."
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07 May 2020
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Yoongi has been working too hard. His boyfriends, Jimin and Namjoon, decide to make him dinner. It goes about as well as everyone expects it to.
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06 May 2020
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They don't understand what their relationship is, but they're just going to assume that Seokjin and Yoongi are guilty of an affair.
or: in which yoonjin are married and ot5 are uninformed.
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03 May 2020