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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Purple has never quite recovered from Red's betrayal after the reactor disaster. Their dismissal from MIRA left them broke and struggling for employment, so when Red appeared on their doorstep to offer them a job at the Skeld, they had little choice but to accept.

    But being on the Skeld doesn't mean that Purple has forgiven Red. In fact, they go out of their way to avoid any interaction and lock themselves in the security room for hours on end.

    Seeing no other (rational) option, Red comes up with a deluded plan in an attempt to get Purple to talk to them. But will it work? Or will it only deepen the chasm that already mars their relationship?

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Purple swallowed.

    “Y’know, if we get separated again… I don’t wanna be left with any more regrets."

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    In the aftermath of killing Green, Red and Purple reconnect.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    “What do you need?” Ghost asked.
    “Just your scent,” Soap said.
    That hurt some, the knowledge that Soap only wanted him for this. But if this was the extent of Soap’s need for him, Ghost wouldn’t argue. Would sit there and behave as Soap fucked himself on his knotting toys, would let him break the heat like that.
    Because Soap could have gone to any alpha on base. Could have flashed that pretty scent and had any one of them lining up to help.
    But he hadn’t.
    He had chosen Ghost.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    The shack was so quiet. He could hear Ghost's teeth clacking together every now and then.
    "Don't suppose you've got any Scotch in one of these pockets, aye?" Soap asked, if only to dispel the quiet.
    Ghost lifted his eyes from Soap's hands to his face.
    "Bourbon," he corrected quietly--none of the usual heat behind the word. "And no."

    Escaping from a mission gone wrong, Ghost takes a dip in a frozen river and gets himself hypothermia. Soap knows just how to fix it.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "Cannae do it myself. Humpin' the bed like a dog was the closest I got. If I could do it right I'd be off like a flashbang in minutes. Since yer here if ye could help me wrap my arm, I'm gonna take a cold shower."
    "Thought you were gonna ask me to give ya a hand."
    "Oh steamin' Jesus L.T. no, would never try to ask that from you."
    "Would you take it if offered?"
    "Depends on who's offering."
    "I am."
    "Yer aff yer heid, L.T."

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    Soap gets injured and goes on medical leave on base. Ghost takes care of him in more ways than a superior should.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “You’re goin’ down fast.”

    “No shit,” Soap starts working his vest off, the weight of it too much on his overstimulated skin. “Reactionary heat’s are a bitch. Gonna be droolin’ and beggin’ for cock in about an hour, I reckon.”

    “Christ, Johnny.” The truck doesn’t swerve but there’s a definite jerk and Ghost glares over at him. “Kiss your mum with that mouth?”

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "It’s information,” Price spit out, beginning to pace back and forth. He tacked on, “Information on us," as if his original anger and statement didn’t make that obvious.

    “So blackmail,” Ghost supplied. Price gave a jerky nod in affirmation. “Okay. What in the fresh hell does it have to do with me?”

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    01 Jun 2026

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    He’d had Ghost’s voice pouring into his ear for hours, somehow rough and smooth and smoky all at once, like the kind of Scotch he couldn’t really afford. And that voice, combined with the fatigue, the bone deep weariness, was starting to have the same effect as good Scotch on his resolve, on his fucking impulse control

     

    Soap makes bad choices, no one knows when banter crosses the line into flirting, and their comms definitely shouldn't be used like that. Somehow, despite themselves, they make it work.

    This is mostly porn, with feelings added for a bit of spice.

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    28 May 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 29

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    Recently, Ze had been developing a small thing for risk taking.

    Ever since Regect took over his entire laptop after he had downloaded a weird file he'd sent him, he'd been.. a bit paranoid about what he did on his laptop and around it at all. Using his laptop to do anything was hell now, because he constantly had Regect in the background chiming in randomly.

    Ze was always a little paranoid. This wasn't really helping though. Whatever.. this was.

    Though, he was warming up to it. In his own way. If you could really say that.

    Or: Ze tries to jerk off to Regect's voice without the entity noticing anything. Things go south really quickly.

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    01 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 57

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    “C’mon, Regect… If you admit it, I’ll make it worth your while!” Ze hummed, approaching Regect from behind and placing his hands on his shoulders.

    “W-Whatdya mean by that?” Regect inquired.

    “You know what I mean by that, dumbass.” Ze grinned. “You’re aware I could tell you were gonna jerk off, right?”

    ~~~

    Turning Regect on was apparently the easy part. Getting him to admit it was a whole different struggle. But Ze was going to make it happen. He was going to make that dumb bastard spill, and he was going to enjoy every bit of it.

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    This takes place in my own little AU where they build another house instead of moving in with Wakafante, like in my fics "Distractions" and "Nighttime Tensions". In fact, it takes place after those two fics! Hope you enjoy! <3

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    26 Apr 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 61

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    After bringing up the idea of staying close together to keep everyone out of the hole, Ze finds himself sandwiched between the two entities haunting his world.
    It's annoying. It's too warm. He loves it.

    He needs them to be closer.

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    23 Apr 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 71

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    "Okay shithead, you just expect me to abandon my friend to an eldritch abomination?" Z snaps back. He's still in the water, folding his arms across the pool's ledge.

    "…We're friends?"

    "Oh fuck off, man. This is the last time I'll try to save you."

    Instead of another insulting reply Z expects, Regect just… stands still. It's hard for Z to read him, especially because he doesn't really have a face to emote with, but he seemed almost confused.

    "Wait, no actually?"

     

    In which Z debates the nature of his relationship with Regect while trying to escape a liminal space full of pools over and over again. Featuring a friendly school of fish and their sick ass city.

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    19 Apr 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 35

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    Z’s ego gets him situations often, but this is a new low. Somehow, in his own arrogant way, Z makes a bet that Regect could have a remote control vibrator in him and it wouldn’t get him off. Regect puts that to the test in his own magical way.

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    18 Apr 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 49

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    "Okay," Regect started. "Here's what's gonna happen if you're up for it." Ze turned to face him, raising an eyebrow.

    "You're gonna lay down on the couch on your stomach, 'cause you said you're tired anyhow, yeah?" He explained. "And I'll crack your back that way."

    "...You seem really persistent with this." Ze spoke, crossing his arms.

    "Yeah, 'cause if you go to sleep with back pain, you're gonna be all pissy."

    "True, true... I hate how well you know me."

    ~~~

    Ze had just returned from yet another trip into Wakafante's fridge to kill some more cave dwellers for him. The fighting has left him stiff as all hell, so when Moe and Wakafante head upstairs to do some brewing, Regect offers to help Ze out.

    This takes place after the camping episode! Enjoy! <3
    (P.S: Please let me know if the rating needs to go up to E. Thank you!)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Regect is a phenomenal dancer. At least, in his opinion.

    Although, his cousin seems to think otherwise. During the fiercely passionate little "talk" they were having at Christmas, the two decided to settle their differences at the King In Yellow's ball in the middle of some world that didn't exist. The only catch was that this was a couples only dance.

    But with 70 dollars and Regect's pride on the line, he sure as hell was going to destroy that bug.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “I have a bed,” Z points out, as if this is news.

    He gets the sense that Regect is rolling his eyes. “Yes, I know that, bum.”

    “You could always… Bunk with me,” says Z. “For a night. To see how it’s like.”

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Where Avery is deceptively strong due to his sky wars training and it awakens something in Derlord. Avery thinks it’s fear…

    Spoiler alert. He’s terribly wrong.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Avery shows off a new skill and D3r is incapable of being normal about it.

    Or,

    D3r and Avery continue exploring inappropriate uses of slime anatomy.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Avery has been acting strange all evening.

    Derlord shot Avery an even sharper glare. “You are pink.”

    “It’s… my metabolism.”  Avery blurted, now even pinker. “Digestion is a very colorful process for me.”

    “Right. Of course.” Derlord huffed. 

    D3rlord3 concludes that he’s dying. It’s obviously the only logical conclusion. Avery is dying and he’s hiding it from D3rlord3 so that he won’t worry. Right?

    Thankfully, The King comes in clutch and helps D3rlord3 read Avery’s mind to confirm the truth…

    (Emphasis on the inappropriate use of mind reading tag)

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    03 Apr 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 19

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    After Overwatch's victory against Talon, Wuyang remembers a brief conversation he had with Mizuki while they were stationed in Rialto about waterfalls, and he decides to take him to a secluded waterfall hidden somewhere at the Gibraltar base. Mizuki decides to show his appreciation in an unconventional way.

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    The waterfall Mizuyang interaction did wonders for my inspiration.

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    25 Mar 2026

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