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June, 1998: Harry's First Driving Lesson by barkatthemoon, Meteoralin, MiscMaraudersFests
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2026
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Harry wants to learn how to drive. Remus and Sirius are there to help.
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- Part 27 of The Wolfstar Scrapbook Project
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“Who are the marauders?”
“They’re teen royalty,” Evan says, glancing over at the field, and Remus follows his gaze to a trio of boys making their way out onto the field, wind artfully tousling their hair like they’re currently shooting a shampoo commercial. “If Hogsmeade was The Daily Prophet, they would always be on the cover.”
“That one there, that’s James Potter,” Barty says, pointing at the dark skinned boy with messy hair and gold rimmed glasses, his gym uniform appearing to be several sizes too small. “He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Evan sat next to him in English last year.”
“He asked me how to spell orange.”
“And that little one, that’s Peter Pettigrew,” Barty continues, pointing out the smaller blonde boy, a muggle cell phone pressed against his ear, so focused on his call that he doesn’t even notice the dodgeball before it bounces off the side of his head. “Peter Pettigrew knows everyone’s business. He knows everything about everyone.”
“And evil takes human form in Sirius Black,” Barty says darkly, an unpleasant expression crossing his face.
-aka: a marauders mean girls au
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Remus chokes on another inhale, blinking harshly as he stares up at the man currently fiddling with all the little knobs on the DJ board-thing, wondering if maybe he’s had a bit too much to drink tonight.
He’s beyond gorgeous, pale skin that almost glows in the light and dark hair that’s hanging in twin braids over his shoulders, dressed in a sleeveless black shirt and what appears to be honest to God leather trousers, which would explain the way he’s practically dripping in sweat. There’s an androgynous sort of beauty to him, features simultaneously harsh and delicate, exaggerated by the rough stubble on his jawline and the glittery makeup that’s shimmering around his eyes, head nodding as nimble fingers twist knobs and flip switches and do surprisingly sexy DJ activities.
Remus doesn’t even know if that’s actually affecting the music or if it’s all for show, but either way, he finds the whole thing so attractive that he barely knows what to do with himself.
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2026
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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your baby is the size of a... by barkatthemoon for backup_loveinterest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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“So get married,” Sirius says calmly, his scent giving absolutely nothing away as he turns towards him and stretches his arm out along the top of the sofa, arching a brow when Remus just gapes at him.
“To fucking who?” he asks, giving him a baffled look as he throws his hands up in the air. “Am I supposed to track down the man who knocked me up, whose name and appearance I don’t know, and ask if he wants a husband? Take out an advertisement in the Prophet, perhaps?”
Sirius gives him a flat look, tonguing the inside of his cheek before he looks away, eyes focusing on the wall next to the fireplace. “You could marry me.”
When Remus finds himself pregnant after a one night stand he knows that he won't be able to keep his baby, no matter how much he wants them, due to the Ministry's draconian laws against werewolves. Luckily, his best friend has a solution...
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the debatable ethics of unregulated potion testing by barkatthemoon
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12 May 2025
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the way to a man's heart is through the nipples by barkatthemoon
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24 Apr 2025
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The first thing he noticed was the smell.
Antiseptic.
Hospital.
Fear.
Sirius Black didn’t need to open his eyes to realize that, whatever was happening, it was an emergency. And not just any emergency, because there had been a full moon the night before and Sirius Black had just woken up in a hospital room smelling like blood and hearing Pomfrey’s stressed voice.
Remus.
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22 Apr 2026
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Remus and Sirius have been into each other for ages. So all it takes is six years of repressing feelings, seven dates with strangers and one familial reconnection for something to finally happen.
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I like to think this is the epitome of perspective story-telling, presented through our characters screens.Pro argument: Its all in that fancy CSS iOS message thing, very nice.
Con argument: In reality, it's just another shitty texting fic.
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21 Apr 2026
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“Remus,” the woman says. “Nice to meet you… ?” It’s a nice name, Remus—one that suits her. Sirius nods and belatedly realizes she has to answer.
“Sirius.” She holds Remus’s gaze with a feral intensity, hoping something in her recognizes that they are the same.
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OR: On a summer day in the South in 2001, Sirius Black went on a campus tour of the conservative college she would attend in the fall, expecting to be bored out of her mind. No one told her the tour guide was going to be hot—brown curls and snake bites and freckles and visibly queer. She stood out against the manicured hedges, a sharp contrast to the traditional values of everyone around Sirius. What followed was one long day of sticky summer heat and a house party that changed the course of her life. Poor Evan never stood a chance.
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21 Apr 2026
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Sirius is desperate to escape her stifling life as a betrothed princess in order to live with the real love of her life- the cute baker from the village. (A fairy tale inspired wolfstar AU where they actually get to run away together and live happily ever after)
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21 Apr 2026
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Fate Leads the Willing by Thestralsofspinnersend for VerminWorship
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2026
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Sirius hates his life in the UK. An injury on the job spurs an early midlife crisis. He decides to find himself on an American cross-country road trip to California to be there for the birth of his godson.
Remus hates his life in the US. A year out of a bad relationship and freshly grieving the loss of a friend, he’s trying to find his way home to Wisconsin in a last ditch effort to start over.
Fate works over time somewhere on an empty stretch of road in Pennsylvania.
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