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    butcherbf

    Posts about #snuff and #forcemasc

    24sbug: Hi! Sorry if this is weird, I’m new to using tumblr like this. I’m not sure if it’s okay to message people, but you follow me back so I figured it’s probably okay. Please tell me if it’s not! Or don’t reply. Whichever. Sorry again if this is weird I just wanted to say hi

    24sbug: I really like your blog

    24sbug: I’m not sure if that’s like weird to say haha

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    22 Sep 2026

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    yay 🥰

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    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    22 Sep 2026

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    these are literally the ficlets of all time. i am so obsessed.

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    Millionaire and tech company co-owner Ilya Rozanov has no direction in life. He’s depressed, drinks a little too much, and can’t seem to form any meaningful relationships.

    His life changes drastically after he impulsively buys Shane – a prototype android that was about to be dismantled after failing user tests.

    Shane is beautiful, sweet, and earnest. He also proves to be the most infuriating thing Ilya has ever met.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    i would die for shanebot. i would kill for shanebot. i am obsessed with synthetic body worship and need to be sedated.

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    "Very bad idea, Shane."

    He turned to look at Shane, his gaze trailing from the heavy bags under Shane's eyes to his slightly agape mouth, then down to the subtle tremble in his knee as he stepped over some uneven terrain.

    "Very bad for you, but very, very good for your monster."

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    13 Sep 2026

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    YAHTZEE!!!!!!!!!

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    Just over four years after a zombie virus destroys the world as he knows it, twenty-five year old Ilya Rozanov is so rattled by trauma and grief that even when he's found a community to call home, he keeps everyone at an arm’s length. That is, until Shane Hollander shows up looking like death itself.

    A story about the end of the world, and how to pick up the pieces.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    and they were traumatized survivors of the zombie apocalypse who found their way back to each other!
    …
    oh my god, they were traumatized survivors of the zombie apocalypse who found their way back to each other.

  6. Public Bookmark 78

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    Shane has a wet dream in which the Boston Raiders do this to him.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    computa show me more evil fantasies from shane’s fucked up beautiful little brain ♥️

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    When Shane turns back towards the door, he is met with icy blue eyes watching him from the doorway. Transfixed, Shane stares back at the man. His striking features are perfectly aligned, resembling those of a Greek statue, framed by carefully styled blond curls. When Shane chances a look further down, he learns that his stature is just as imposing — though his baggy shirt hides his torso, the man's arms bulge with muscle, his jeans hug his large thighs like they were tailored directly onto his skin, and his hands are broad and masculine where they grip a box of pralines a little too tightly. Shane, despite his natural instincts, dares to meet the man's gaze again, and finds those blue eyes fixated on him with an intensity he has never been subject to before. They flit over his face, traveling down the length of his body before quickly jumping back up. Finally, he speaks, his words a soft purr.

    "Are you a siren?"

    Or; Thirty-four year old Shane Hollander meets twenty year old Ilya Rozanov. He also meets all eight of Ilya's tentacles.

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    26 Aug 2026

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  8. Public Bookmark 76

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    “I know you. I've been following you," sang Ilya piercingly. "Come to me. Stop your boat. Listen."

    "I'm here," he shouted to nothing. "I came to you. Take me."

    Shane Hollander is the next in a long line of fishermen. He knows the sea better than he knows his own heart.

    When he encounters a strange, alluring being at sea, it will upend everything he knows.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    Shane decides to finally get his first tattoo from the town's bisexual menace. He expected to like the design and maybe have some mild discomfort from the process of getting it done. He certainly did NOT expect to love it so much he would end up face down on Ilya's bed, begging to be hurt. Will he do it again? Idk. You go ask him.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    sure, i’ll make this fic part of my personality, no problem. (full color thigh piece as a first tattoo, i’d expect nothing less from that freak <3)

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    A tuna melt is an easy, delicious meal to make for yourself or to impress a friend lover soulmate guest. Learn how in this step-by-step guide.

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    Ilya's perspective before, during, and after the tuna melt scene, told as a wikihow article.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    READ IT!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!

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    “Oh, I love it. I love ugly, brutal things. But you make it beautiful, too, Shane Hollander, with the way you play, and that is what I have come to watch. You are so light on your edges, so crisp and graceful. You are dancing on knives, and everyone else is trying not to fall.” He pushed himself away from the pillar, and Shane held very still, frozen, as Rozanov reached out to cup his chin, gripping it so hard Shane’s lips parted. “Beautiful,” he said firmly.

     

    Or: Shane Hollander, Gold Medallist, encounters Ilya Rozanov, leshy.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    monsterfucker shane truthers get over here, we eating good tn.

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    the fact that this is a more comprehensive adaptation of the odyssey than nolan’s movie…incredible.

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    "Say it."

    "Say what?" Shane parrots dumbly.

    Ilya nips his ear, and growls, "Say, I want your whole hand in my greedy hole, Ilya."

    His husband quivers, and for the first time since they both came, Ilya lets his eyes wander down to Shane's cock. He is not disappointed (or surprised) to see that Shane is already more than half-hard, the jockstrap doing close to nothing to hold his cock now, bunched to one side from how roughly Ilya fucked him.

    "I want–" Shane starts, gulping. "I want your whole hand... in my– my greedy hole, Ilya." And then, because he knows exactly which of Ilya's buttons to push, "Please."

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    After noticing the love his husband has for how much of a jock he is, Shane dresses up for Ilya.

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    After noticing the love his husband has for being filled up, Ilya fucks Shane with his cock... and then his fist.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    *stefan voice* fic has EVERYTHING. romantic fisting, belly bulge, hole worship, jock hollander, strategically placed russian, hands free humiliation…

  14. Rec 7

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    Ilya was taught that care is something you show.
    It turns out that sometimes, that’s exactly what makes people leave.

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    the one where he says Shane’s name, and everything breaks a little bit more

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    22 Jul 2026

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    ILYA ROZANOV HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN THROWN INTO THE TORMENT NEXUS AND WE HIT THE FULL SPEED BUTTON JUST TO WATCH HIM SPIN!!! GO BOY GO!!!

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    There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    it’s real to ME

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Oh,” Ilya tuts, voice full of faux concern. “I think we finally managed to break it.”

    “What?” Shane asks, a little panicked like something might have actually broken. He tries to crane his neck to look behind him and Ilya pushes his face down, smooshing his cheek against the countertop.

    “Your hole, malysh,” Ilya clarifies.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH YUM YUM YUM

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    oh those russians!!

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    Earth shifts at the end of Autumn. When the afternoon light slants through the last of the falling leaves and fades before dinner and the squirrels run through deep piles of forest detritus to bury the last of their stores, the biting wind sweeps through to steal the last moments of warmth away for next Spring’s emergence. Shane can feel this change in the air. Winter’s arrival will be here before he knows it.

    Determined to remind the people of what was lost when the God of Winter took leave of the land, Shane sets about fixing up his temple to its former glory. If he is rewarded in the end, then that is just as well.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    i’m laying in bed, skin burned by Summer herself, but have never felt more comfortable and cold. this is a work of art in the truest sense of the word. hell yeah and well done.

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    When the tentacle left his mouth with a wet pop, Shane looked down, gasping for air. His belly was distended, taut. He could see the shape of the thick tentacle moving inside him. A fresh sob ripped out of him. "N-no… I'll break… please, I'll break…"

    "You won't break," Ilya groaned, and the sound seemed to come from the walls themselves. "I'll make it fit. I'll remake you around my cocks."

    (or, police officer Shane enters a strange cave inhabited by a demon)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    holy mother of god (pls more thank u)

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