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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
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25 Apr 2026
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rendezvous by funkylittleandroid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types
17 Mar 2019
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suddenly, ada understands. the lateness, the attitude, the refusal to listen, the whining - they all add up to a motive much greater than what she’d been expecting when she’d agreed to meet leon here. but it's a motive that makes perfect sense. especially for someone like leon.
ada can’t help the chuckle that escapes her at the realization. “ohhh. i see. that’s the game we’re playing.”
leon blinks. “‘s not a game….”
“sure it is,” ada says with a shrug. “but i didn’t say i wouldn’t play.” with that, she gives leon a smile and flips out the switchblade of her swiss army knife, admiring it as it glints in the low light. “if you want to keep your clothes in one piece, kennedy, i highly suggest that you remove them.”Bookmarked by beanbagwizard
31 Mar 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Jun 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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