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Soldier, Poet, Kindred Spirit by beepbeepblunderbus
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Sep 2026
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A combination of the Iron Lung universe and Project Hail Mary universe!
Mars was colonized. Eden was established. Astrophage threatened life.
Earth sent a ship out to solve the issue. Eden sent a ship out to hunt it down.
Simon and five of his brothers are tasked with rising against the enemies of Eden, destroying the Hail Mary, and ensuring the human hands attempting to stay the hand of God are brought to ruin. The Rapture is coming. Father saw it. The death of the sun is only the beginning. All will end. All will be made new.
Ryland Grace doesn't even know he's running for his life. He's barely holding himself together as he tries to figure out who he is, what he's doing, and how to communicate with an alien he's made friends with. Just as things are looking up, a Martian ship arrives. It looked like it was headed right for him, but then... it turned. Rocky claims there is one living person on board. Alone, just like him. Strange, frightening, but desperately in need of his help. -
it will come back by beepbeepblunderbus
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Aug 2026
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On a completely normal week-long trip with Rocky's gaggle of orchestra friends, Grace ends up running into a cultist in the woods. He's hoping that it ends in friendship and not like a slasher movie, but he's never had the best luck.
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salt in the wound by beepbeepblunderbus
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace unfortunately became important at work. His boss, Director Eva Stratt, moved him back to the states right after a three-month sabbatical to help Ava Ironchild with a strange issue. Her sanctuary has been struggling with a recent arrival, and someone needs to step in. Grace, for a reason he doesn't understand whatsoever, was the first person Eva thought of to deal with this... at least he gets to see his old friends?
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Anatoly Sergievsky has a lot on his mind, but he has the chance to work through some recent developments in Tuscany. He has roughly a month to relax in one of his aunt's summer villas, but the peace doesn't last.
Freddie and Florence have gone to Italy a little early for some R&R, but discover they aren't alone. Freddie's opponent is there already, and he's... strange. Everything about him catches Freddie's interest. Florence's too. They quickly welcome him into their two-person coterie, but there's something off about him.
This story's probably going to stretch from Tuscany to Merano to England to Bangkok... hopefully. That's the goal, at least.
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A story where Bill snags himself a time wish and sends himself back to the night Ford is sent through the portal to lie in wait for him in the Nightmare Dimension! Rather than meeting the extradimensional refugees first and tossing his fate to the wind diving in a wormhole, Ford meets "Kur" (our horrible wet cat) who proves himself reliable enough to potentially aid Ford on his quest to kill a chaos god or die trying.
What could go wrong?
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I'm Still Standing by Magismol146, MischievousCreature
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
08 Sep 2026
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"Ngh.. not doing this again."
Grace brought a hand up off the microphone button and clamped it over his mouth, jostling his half-floating glasses.
“Oh my God,” Grace spoke into his hand, a breathless realization sinking into his very core. He turned to Rocky, grinning ear to ear and literally vibrating with energy as he jerked his hands up and down. “Oh my GOD, Rocky!! Someone’s there!! Mary, Mary! Open the line!”
aka. The Light causes a rift in time, leading to a classic, slow-burn, meet-ugly on the way to Erid :>
Bookmarked by beepbeepblunderbus
01 Aug 2026
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.- Language:
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Bookmarked by beepbeepblunderbus
30 Jul 2026
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Home Is Where We Are(n't) by ChubsDeuce
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Aug 2026
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Upon discovering a wormhole that cuts travel time between Earth and Erid down to just two years, the two planets want to negotiate an alliance.
To ensure a smooth process, their shared saviors will act as ambassadors - after 36 years, the Hail Mary finally returns to earth.
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Bookmarked by beepbeepblunderbus
09 Jul 2026
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"Are you another teacher here?"
"Uh, yeah! I teach science for 6th and 8th grade. What about you?"
"Amaze, amaze. I teach in technology wing. Robotics."
"You new?"
"Yes. Just traveled here few days ago. Applied for job. Got job."
"Cool."
A strange new teacher is hired at Grover Cleveland Middle, and so far, Mr. Grace has heard more gossip than he's heard during his entire 7 years of teaching. He's friendly, but awkward and offputting to the point where people are starting to think he's not human.
An alternate universe where most of the cast are members of the school staff, and Rocky is the weird new teacher who most definitely isn't pretending to be a human to hide from the government officials at NASA trying to study him.
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08 Jul 2026