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mirror.break by jitterati for glacierdust, rywalpodworkowy
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
23 Jan 2025
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sequel to black streamers in the firmament
In which Chu Wanning is one hundred percent mentally okay.
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10 Sep 2026
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“You probably do not think this is cruel,” GLaDOS says suddenly, not taking her gaze from the mouse for a second, “After all, you have such enormous capacity for cruelty, I doubt you can recognise mistreatment even when it is right before your eyes. However, a normal human with basic abilities of empathy, love, and compassion, would correctly identify my treatment of this animal as cruel.”
Chell says nothing.
“However, if this experiment were to be submitted to an ethics committee, it would receive full approval. Cruelty, in and of itself, is not wholly banned in science, after all. It is simply needless cruelty, the kind you excel in, that is not permitted. What I am doing is necessary for testing conditions. What I do is the only way for knowledge to progress.”
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Chell, GLaDOS, and the end of the world.Bookmarked by beta_carotene
08 Sep 2026
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‘cause I fucking hate (everyone but) you by fatedfragment
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jul 2025
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Gideon watched as a deep scowl formed on her face, one that only Harrow could make; ugly and vengeful. Immediately, both of them recognized their childhood whipping-girl. The faces they had bruised their own knuckles against, the bodies they had dragged through the mud.
“Nonagesimus.”
“Nav,” Harrow snarled.
Gideon smacked a calloused hand over her eyes, dragging it down her face as she grumbled, “You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.”
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After a few years’ time since graduation from Drearburh Boy’s Catholic School, Gideon and Harrow meet again at Canaan University. Except, there’s a major difference — both of them are girls.
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- Part 1 of t4t modern griddlehark
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28 Aug 2026
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We Have Chemistry by auspicious_shipss
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Jan 2024
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Harrow wants Gideon to pass organic chemistry but Gideon refuses to study. Gideon wants to make out with every gay girl on their floor but Harrow is clearly not interested in her. Can they come to an agreement that works for both of them?
Or: Harrow and Gideon make a deal that if Gideon comes to study group Harrow will make out with her. Nothing goes wrong and no emotions get involved.
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- Part 1 of Study Buddies with Benefits
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22 Aug 2026
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Pink Pussy by oatlybrandoatmilk
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Mar 2023
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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
“Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
“So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
“Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
“Ah.”
“‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
“Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
“I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.Series
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15 Aug 2026