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Sure, Charles will never know what their office that he’s spent decades in smells like, or if this sofa would be scratchy or soft as it rubs against his bare skin. But does that matter anymore?
Edwin’s still fiddling with his zipper, and parting his mouth through a gentle sigh, and then—
Why’s he stopping?
“Charles, this is not quite what I meant when I said we should be more transparent with each other moving forward,” Edwin says, and it’s then that Charles realizes he’s phased right through him.
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“I can’t believe you were right but I find myself enjoying the role of detective, if only for today.” Pulling himself together and his coat firmly around himself, Edwin continued the treacherous walk downhill. “I also—well, a rather selfish thought occurred to me while speaking with the spirit.”
“Oi? What’s that, then?”
“Can you even imagine the potential for primary sources now that I know I can communicate with ghosts?”
He heard Charles skitter to a stop behind him. “I didn’t even think of that, that’s right clever you know. Look at you, seeing the bright side of things.”
It occurred to Edwin that perhaps relentless positivity was infectious.
It’s 1993, and Edwin Payne has just started his first term at university. While he’d hoped to stay unbothered, he’s begun to wonder how long he could blend in before he disappeared altogether.
Charles Rowland works at the local record shop, and accepted long ago that protecting himself might not be his destiny. He figures it’s time he tried his hand at looking out for someone else.
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“Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield (potion version) by bitterdesert for tragedy_machine
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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“Edwin, don’t say it.” Charles groans, keeping his voice low and hushed.
Edwin strains against the rope infused with just enough iron to make them solid, but not enough to hurt beyond a light-sting, and tries to catch a glimpse of whatever this witch is doing around the corner. God, he hates dealing with witches.
“I told you this would happen,” Edwin replies, smug and sing-songy. They may be hopelessly trapped and seconds away from being subjected to some new horror, but at least he was right.
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Rising from their woolen blanket spread over the forest floor, Edwin politely clasped his hands together. “I think I am going to turn in for the night, actually.”
Charles almost looked disappointed, though it was hard to pin anything down in the shifting lights of the fire. It was as though two different futures flickered over his face. In one, painted by the warm, orange glow softening Charles’ brow, and dipping into the inviting bow of his lips, Edwin saw a scene where he’d be allowed to pull Charles into bed with him. In another, cast by sharp shadows along his jaw, Edwin watched helplessly as Charles moved halfway across the world, and drifted further away every day.
“Right, I’m pretty tired myself. Won’t be far behind.” Charles said, and a selfish part of Edwin wanted to ask: but for how much longer?
Or, sometimes you just need a week long, post-university graduation camping trip to figure out the rest.
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my love line seems entwined with death by bitterdesert
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23 Jun 2025
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“I didn’t want you to have to see me like this.” Edwin eventually says. His voice comes out wet, and he looks pitifully at Charles with wide and red rimmed eyes.
Charles’ heart nearly breaks in two. He takes another few steps forward until he can kneel down across from Edwin, taking one of Edwin’s hands into both of his. Edwin focuses intently on their interlocked fingers, as if trying to work out how they could possibly fit together.
“I’m sorry I didn’t notice.” Charles tells him, rubbing a thumb back and forth along Edwin’s knuckles.
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try to conquer me and mine (i will burn your kingdom down) by deerspooks
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Edwin and Charles are living on the run as outlaws. Balancing avoiding the law that would drag them back to face punishment for crimes they didn't commit with making sure justice prevails for others is hard but they're damn good at it. Nobody's ever been able to catch them and they're keen to keep it that way.
After being run out of another town following a difficult case, the two are ready for a quiet night. Neither of them realize their streak of good luck is about to run out.
[title: Me and Mine - The Brothers Bright]
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Port Townsend, 1932: the streets are dark with something more than night. Crystal Palace: a dame with no past—but she does have a dead man in her bedroom. Niko Sasaki: her neighbour—and maybe a little more than that. Edwin Payne: a private investigator with a knack for making trouble his business. Charles Rowland: a homicide detective who joined the police force because he believes in justice—though this case may break him of that habit. Why do Port Townsend’s girls keep disappearing? What’s the deal with the local speakeasy, the Cat’s Pajamas? And who really runs this town?
A noir AU for the DBDA Big Bang, with art by meip
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16 Oct 2025
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But the fact of the matter is, they have both seen hell, now. They both know what Edwin is running from. They both know what is liable to happen—what will always be liable to happen, no matter how many permits or restrictions or issues of asylum the Lost and Found department pushes through.
Unless they do this.
And there is no one either of them trusts more than Charles to hold that blade in his hand.
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After the events of Port Townsend, Edwin wishes to cast an intricate planar binding spell that will prevent him from being unwillingly moved from earth to another plane. The only catch is, the spell inscription must be carved directly onto the subject's ribs.
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Haunted by the grief of losing Niko and desperate to find meaning in everything that happened to him, Edwin’s drawn back to Port Townsend. Back to the idea that the suffering of a ghost like him, someone tempered in hellfire, can be forged into immense magical power. And he’d only use it to protect rather than ruin.
But magic like this always demands its price. Resisting the pull of his new power proves difficult, and sometimes Charles feels like the only thing keeping Edwin tethered to his old self. Yet Charles isn’t without his own battles to fight and truths to face.
As Edwin tries to protect his friends while safeguarding his secret, Charles fights to save Edwin from himself. Soon, the question becomes not whether Edwin is willing to pay the cost, but whether there will be anything left of him when the debt comes due.
OR: Edwin’s corruption arc vs Charles’ feeling realization arc, FIGHT
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the lights are on, but no one's home (so welcome home) by Antichrists_plus1
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22 Dec 2025
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Something clicks in her mind. "Edwin… what year is it?"
Edwin frowns. Has she lost her mind or is she now certain he lost his?
"1916."
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On a case tracking down a psychic vampire at an annual ball, Edwin is hypnotized into believing he is back in 1916, leading him to some unnerving conclusions about the girl he is with and what his future holds.
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06 Oct 2025