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Linguistic Ambiguities in Vulcan Ethical Codes by elumish
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Jun 2017
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The thing people always forget is that it was a Vulcan ship that reached Tarsus IV first.
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02 Jun 2020
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Mikoshiba struggles with the concept of affection, feat. Mayu, who awkwardly tries to show it.
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29 May 2020
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When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions.
Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing.
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27 May 2020
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Obito sent her back. It was his final sacrifice, his final stand. He was sending her back to change everything, but like most things Team Seven did, things went wrong. Drastically so.
Stuck in a completely new dimension with no way back, Sakura has to adapt to things as they come. She was sent back to save her friends... to save everyone... She'd just have to do it for a completely new dimension. She wouldn't let her second chance go to waste. Especially not when she has more to lose this time around.
In other words, in which Obito messes things up more than Sakura thought possible, and even more chaos ensues.
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- Part 3 of Twiceborn
- Part 2 of Sakura Breaks The Universe
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26 May 2020
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Staring into open flames by bluegrass
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Naruto
29 May 2022
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Lan Wangji thinks he's left alone again, but who would've thought that his husband would be born first and older than him this time around.
And while the husband in question waits patiently for his soulmate to magically appear and sweep him off his feet, Wei Ying does not make a good fuddy-duddy Uchiha.
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24 May 2020
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After Harley leaves the Joker and settles into life with Pam, she starts to see her local vigilantes in a new light. They're all overworked and underappreciated, and have more communication issues than Gotham has gargoyles.
Maybe it’s time for Doctor Quinzel to dust off her therapy license…
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23 May 2020
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ever in your favor by iron_spider
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 Oct 2019
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Peter startles awake when someone shakes him.
“Sorry, honey,” May says. Peter blinks a couple times and she comes into focus, her hair pulled back from her face. She’s trying not to look a certain way, but he can see it in her eyes anyway. She clears her throat, keeps talking. “But it’s…” She glances away, wets her lips. “You gotta get ready.”
He remembers what day it is, and his heart beats like a drum at someone’s execution. But he tries to put on a mask, make it all seem normal. It’s everything but, despite the fact that he’s been dealing with reaping day since he was born, between himself, Ben and May. That fear that one of them could be taken away. Sent to surefire slaughter. But now Ben is gone, taken despite never having his name drawn from a bowl, and May’s finally safe. Now Peter’s name is in there alone. The last Parker sitting on the chopping block. He doesn’t know how to be. He doesn’t know what normal is, when the Hunger Games are looming on the horizon.
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22 May 2020
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Inoichi’s decision to adopt the boy was a spur of the moment thing, but he stood by it, and he could not be prouder of both his children, even if they lived to give him grey hair.
Or, how a Yamanaka-trained Naruto went and cheerfully dismantled the last shreds of Sasuke’s self-image because conventional therapy obviously wasn’t working well enough, and then proved that even the best minds could be entirely dumb when it came to romance.
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20 May 2020
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In which Hinata gleefully drags Kageyama into trying to fix Sugawara’s romantic problems, and Sugawara struggles against the urge to murder both of them.
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18 May 2020
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when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done.
and hey, if she ends up reviving an extinct nature transformation to attract the most corrupt, power-hungry man from her timeline, all the better for her, right?
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- Part 1 of shit happens
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18 May 2020
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During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper-ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.
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18 May 2020
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Mendacium by raspberry_jalc
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2020
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"Why are you doing this?" Shouta couldn't help but ask. Really, this kid couldn't be much older than his class, and he was already out his risking his life to fight... and was good at it. That was the worst part of all, that a child would act like an experienced soldier in the face of danger. "If you stop now, I won't report you. You can just go on home to your family, and maybe try to be a hero-"
A laugh cut him off, but it was more sad than condescending. "Mr. Trash Bag, I'm doing all I can to get home. But like hell I'll be a hero. I've been used by the government too much." A slight European accent colored his words, and his Japanese was a little hesitant, but the determination was clear. "I have to admit, though, your quirk is really awesome. The ability to stop others' energies... remarkable."
The boy tensed, and Shouta activated his quirk on reflex.
"Too bad it doesn't work on me, then. Can't erase what you don't have, after all!"
OR: Edward didn't want to help Truth. He didn't want to go to a different world to defeat yet another Father. He didn't want to be on the run again.
He also wanted his brother back. The choice was obvious, even if Truth is a massive asshole.
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16 May 2020
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Death by poster. Yuuri had already avoided that humiliating fate once in his life, moving faster than a bullet train to rip all his Viktor posters down before the living legend himself had bounded into his room in Hasetsu. But it seemed like Yuuri would not be able to avoid that fate twice, not with the heartfelt way that Nikolai Plisetsky stared at him now.
“For Yuratchka,” he said in halting English. “For birthday. Please.”
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Or the story of how Death comes for Yuuri on little leopard feet after he signs a poster of himself for Yuri for his birthday.
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16 May 2020
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Say You Will, Say You Won't by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
20 May 2015
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Johnny Storm found him on a Friday afternoon, wearing the kind of beseeching look that filled Peter with dread.
“I need to ask you a favor,” he said.
“No,” Peter said, swinging away.
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Peter and Johnny get married, really-not-really.Series
- Part 1 of Just Married
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12 May 2020
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Say You Will, Say You Won't by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
20 May 2015
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Johnny Storm found him on a Friday afternoon, wearing the kind of beseeching look that filled Peter with dread.
“I need to ask you a favor,” he said.
“No,” Peter said, swinging away.
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Peter and Johnny get married, really-not-really.Series
- Part 1 of Just Married
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12 May 2020
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Keep Throwing Things and Slamming the Door by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel 616
02 Apr 2013
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Waking up in a stranger's bed is not how superhero Johnny Storm planned on spending the morning after the night before.
From now on…
A) No more secret hookups with Peter Parker—he's the last man on earth Johnny'd want to share a room with, never mind a king-size bed.
B) Maintain a professional persona at all times. After all, he's a photographer for New York's #1 Superhero Bashing Rag and Johnny's perfect tabloid fodder.
C) Keep friends close but enemies closer. Easier said than done, with She-Hulk away on her honeymoon and Spider-Man avoiding him.
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11 May 2020
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After finally escaping the Court, Talon knew he could't be a Hero. Not with his past. Not with all the death and blood and lives he'd stolen.
So he decided to do the next best thing.
He opened up a café.
Now available in Russian!
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- Part 1 of Coffee Grounds
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11 May 2020
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Latchkey by goldkirk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
22 Dec 2019
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or, How Tim Drake Found A Family, Became A Photojournalist, Learned To Love Coffee, and Grew Up, not necessarily in that order.
Tim Drake is thirteen, runs the famous BatWatch blog that has spiraled hilariously out of control, has absentee parents that suit his purposes just fine, is training himself to run the streets at night, and is doing absolutely peachy, thank you.
Alfred and Jason disagree, and get Dick and Bruce involved in figuring out their weird nextdoor neighbor kid’s life. Everything goes uphill from there.
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- Part 1 of Shutterbug
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- 54,546
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- 14/14
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10 May 2020
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Liminal Spaces by Calamityjim
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
18 Jul 2022
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Young Justice Batman decides that he is the Superior Parent and Tim Drake ends up along for the ride.
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10 May 2020
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Like A Good Neighbor by kindaquirky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
31 Dec 2019
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Tim Drake leads a...mostly normal life, helping people get the best insurance they can afford. Soon though, he finds himself embroiled in a plot that involves Robin trying to take him down, and Batgirl possibly helping. Add to the mix Red Hood using him for information, and a strange young man walking into his office under false pretenses, Tim finds that his mostly normal life is about to completely change.
Tim knew there were worse jobs in Gotham than insurance agent, but he’s hard pressed to think of another at the moment. As he shoots off an email to a client about looking into their claim asap, he hears the glass door to the small insurance office open and watches Stephanie Brown,the goddamn Batgirl, walk into the agency and catch his eye. He puts 'masked vigilante' at the top of the list.
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- Part 1 of Like A Good Neighbor
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- 93,106
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- 18/18
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09 May 2020