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Touch Me, Even if it Hurts by AuralQueer for rosenkranz_isnt_dead
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Jul 2019
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People don't really touch Jonathan Sims unless they want to hurt him. That's mostly fine. Jon has never been a tactile person, and he doesn't need anyone but himself.
Except the world is falling down around him, and loneliness aches, and sometimes he'll take anything - even cruelty - just to feel human again.
*A story set between s1 and s4, looking at Jon's relationship with touch, friendship, and his own humanity.
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- English
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- 6,540
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- 1/1
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20 Jun 2020
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People do not bring Jonathon Sims tea. Martin Blackwood, newly-minted archival assistant, has apparently not received this memo.
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- Part 1 of ceylon
- Part 1 of many worlds interpretation
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- English
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- 20,517
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- 3/3
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20 Jun 2020
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GEORGIE: You must be Martin.
MARTIN: Yeah. Has Melanie been talking about me?
GEORGIE: Oh, um ... Jon used to go on about you a lot.
- MAG 149In which Jon reluctantly takes a self-care day, comes to an unwelcome conclusion about Feelings, and makes a decision.
Or, what if Georgie and Martin actually talked prior to season 4?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 313
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20 Jun 2020
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The books dig into his chair, and he leans his head back, eyes fluttering closed. When he breathes, it smells like the crisp air of the forest, and he thinks he should leave, or at the very least worry that this is not what he thinks, that maybe it’s the coffin, pushing back -
Instead he licks his lips and says: “Martin?”
There’s no answer, but the bookcase moves again, and for a few seconds he is utterly trapped, the desk digging into his stomach; it’s painful, it’s heavy, and he loses his breath - but these days, it’s as close as he gets to an embrace.
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20 Jun 2020
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A long series of kidnappings and international flights leaves its own special mark on someone. Before the Unknowing, Jon is a mess.
Martin helps.
(based on this amazing art by linecrosser)
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20 Jun 2020
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jon sims v the nhs by blacksatinpointeshoes
Fandom: The Bright Sessions (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Aug 2019
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20 Jun 2020
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Based on molyglock's tumblr post (with permission) (https://sidras-tak.tumblr.com/post/189951302177). Martin is Elias and Peter's adopted son, and he gets the fun job of being the intermediary between his dads and the divorce lawyer.
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16 Jun 2020
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how, or when, or from where by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jun 2020
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Jiang Cheng sucks in a sharp breath. “What year do you think it is, Wei Wuxian?”
“2001,” Wei Wuxian says, and then cracks up when Jiang Cheng’s eyes widen in alarm. “Calm down, I’m just kidding. I know it’s 2014.”
Jiang Cheng stares at him.
Wei Wuxian is quiet for a beat. “I presume from your reaction that it is not actually 2014.”
“No,” Jiang Cheng says softly. “No, it’s not.”
(Or, the one where Wei Wuxian loses his memories, and tries to figure out why he isn't dating Lan Wangji yet.)
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15 Jun 2020
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It was a feather. A really filthy-looking feather - broken and bent, but still wide and about as long as her hand. It was too big to belong to a seagull, and it didn’t make any sense for it to be here, in the middle of the precinct. Ella picked it up, oddly compelled despite the old blood caked on it.
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An exploration of the Ella & Lucifer friendship, in which Ella uses forensics to figure out that he's maybe not a method actor after all. Set after the season 3 finale and after "Boo Normal."
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10 Jun 2020
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Complete trust and physical affection are great!
They're a bit less great when they were caused by weird hollow drugs.
They're even less great when the guy who was drugged up into loving the hell out of you is the same guy who tried to murder you a couple times a couple years ago.
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- English
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- 25,330
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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08 Jun 2020
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PRojects IN Controlled Environments, version Sith by Beth Winter (BethWinter)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rise of Empire Era - All Media Types
12 Feb 2016
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The overworked project manager on the redesign of the Imperial Lambda-class shuttle gets surprisingly competent feedback from an unknown official on Coruscant. She promptly decides that anyone bored enough to do a technical review of their own free will should be found proper employment for their own good.
Her correspondent has been missing the opportunity to tinker with machinery. It gives him something to do between hunting down rebels.
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- 9
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- 365
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08 Jun 2020
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When Ed passes through the Gate, he comes out the other side with more than just knowledge.
"Whenever I hear old chronicles of love, its age-old pain,
Its ancient tale of being apart or together.
As I stare on and on into the past, in the end you emerge,
Clad in the light of a pole-star piercing the darkness of time:
You become an image of what is remembered forever."- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 10
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- 721
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- 6,698
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08 Jun 2020
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Chills of the Living by Tempest_Raining
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
18 Apr 2023
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Nico di Angelo was just hanging out in a graveyard when all of a sudden he finds himself saving the lives of two wizards and a witness to the return of Britain's most feared dark wizard. What in Hades is he going to do about that?
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- English
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- 47,872
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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- 639
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06 Jun 2020
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Bucky's in town to chop vegetables and fight injustice, and he may never run out of vegetables.
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- English
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- 7,333
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
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06 Jun 2020
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Like most Republic citizens, the Naberries have never spent much time thinking about the Jedi. But that changes with the birth of their daughter Ilaré.
(Or, the AU where the third Naberrie daughter is a Jedi, Padmé offers Naboo as a sanctuary for runaway slaves, Shmi is a conductor on the Tatooine freedom trail, and Anakin jump starts a reformation. Or maybe a heresy. It all depends on your point of view.)
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- English
- Words:
- 58,221
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,782
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06 Jun 2020
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Double Agent Vader by Fialleril
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Dec 2017
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The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.
This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.
Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.
For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.
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06 Jun 2020
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New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.
Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
Well.
Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
and nobody discriminates against him.Or
Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.
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- English
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- 9,364
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- 1/1
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- 54
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- 263
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06 Jun 2020
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Aizawa Shouta arrives at the crime scene and the first thing he sees is Officer Tamakawa Sansa puking up his guts on the other side of his squad car. That’s attractive.
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Aizawa Shouta is tasked with finding and arresting the Shie Hassaikai killer. If he’s going to do it, however, he’s going to need information, something that seems to be in short supply for this particular case.
Fortunately for him, there’s a new face in the underground info business - well, a new face in the sense that somebody’s been supplying good info to both sides. Tentatively given the name ‘Harbinger’, this broker supposedly knows more than the internet.
Unfortunately for him, Harbinger doesn’t seem to want to help him out. Go figure. More work for him.
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[Direct Sequel to Content]
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- Part 2 of Net Neutrality
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,544
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 49
- Comments:
- 2,468
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- 290,055
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06 Jun 2020
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Dark Places, Dark Conversations by Sif (Rosae) for commonghost
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 May 2020
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“Do you think I’ll ever be a good person?” Is an ugly, flawed question, but it's one Aizawa has to contend with, trapped in the wreckage of a building with one of his students.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 6
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- 67
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- 4,008
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05 Jun 2020
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.- Language:
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05 Jun 2020