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On the day before Ba Sing Se falls, Katara decides two things: 1) not to stop for a cup of tea; 2) consequently, the fate of the world.
Behind the walls, Zuko loses sleep, runs errands, contemplates treason, and drinks a lot of hot leaf juice—not necessarily in that order.
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25 Jun 2020
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Martin and Jon run away to a small cottage in Scotland. Three weeks later, the world ends.
In the intervening time, they find more happiness than they ever thought possible.- Words:
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24 Jun 2020
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A series of unplanned sleepovers.
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23 Jun 2020
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At their first holiday party together, the archival assistants play snog, marry, avoid. It brings up things Martin would rather it hadn't.
5+1 kinda formula - going through the seasons with every office party this shitty institute throws. slow burn..... 5 parties they didn't and one they did you all know the drill. pining with a happy ending.
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21 Jun 2020
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Slice of life, only the lives are Ed Elric's and Roy Mustang's. Politics. Violence. Stupidity. A lot of animals. True love(?). And of course like 4 separate instances of fake dating
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21 Jun 2020
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Jon and Martin teach at a Scottish Catholic School by bazemayonnaise
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Aug 2020
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21 Jun 2020
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MY ONE PERSON CRUSADE TO PROVIDE TMA FANS WITH NICE THINGS AGAINST ALL EFFORTS OF CANON by Anonymous
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jan 2020
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ALL STANDALONE. MOST OF THE TITLES ARE FROM I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK BECAUSE I HAVE ONE INTEREST.
it's all the same author (dicaeopolis), i just refuse to de-anon the damn smut
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20 Jun 2020
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It Serenely Disdains to Destroy Us by trill_gutterbug
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jun 2019
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Martin gnaws his lower lip. “Do you think he’ll - I mean, do you think it’ll be…”
Melanie's smile becomes a little less of a grimace. She claps his shoulder. “Martin. It’ll be fine. It’s only temporary. He’s not moving in.”
Martin chuckles. “Yes. Of course.”
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Jon's flat is being fumigated. He is not impressed. Martin offers his spare bedroom.- Language:
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20 Jun 2020
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Peter’s wrong, of course. When it’s all over, Martin does still want to tell Jon everything. It’s just—well, there’s a few things they need to work through first before they can get there.
Martin and Jon find each other again in Scotland.
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20 Jun 2020
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Three of possibly the drunkest university students Martin has ever seen stumble in, laughing uproariously. He doesn’t say that lightly; working in a coffee shop near a university means he has seen his fair share of drunken students. But this. This is something he’s never seen before.
It is five thirty am on a Wednesday.
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20 Jun 2020
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Jon brings him flowers, on their first official date.
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Written for Aspec Martin Week, for the prompt: First.
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20 Jun 2020
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“Really though,” Jon says, wrinkling his nose. “Do people actually just...ravish each other out of nowhere like that? Or is it a Hollywood thing, like never saying goodbye at the end of a phone call?”
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Written for Aspec Martin Week, for the prompt: Rainstorm. In which Jon has the same opinions I do about movie sex scenes, and Martin is amused.
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20 Jun 2020
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End Racism in the OTW | Xenotic Events: Guidelines for Public Health Management by imperfectcircle
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 May 2020
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The European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC) has a long history of successfully containing and controlling suspected xenotic events.
[COMMENT: Jonathan Sims] Hubris is unwise in these matters. EXPERT OPINION.
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[COMMENT: Aimee Lord] Mr Sims has marked all his comments as expert opinion, possibly due to a misunderstanding of #2 in the "read me" section? @Lucy.Patel can you check whether this is clinically relevant advice or just Mr Sims being "colourful"?
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[COMMENT: Lucy Patel] Mr Sims is still out of office with no known return date. Spoke to Martin Blackwood, Archival Assistant, who advised that if Mr Sims is warning against hubris, it should probably be taken seriously.Series
- Part 16 of Stories by theme: Humour
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20 Jun 2020
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Hi Jon and all,
I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.- Language:
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20 Jun 2020
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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20 Jun 2020
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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20 Jun 2020
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Jon has had The Conversation with a grand total of five people so far. Four out of five times, it ended the relationship immediately. One time, it was only one out of many factors that ended the relationship further down the line.
It stands to reason then that the problem lies not with his – partners –, but with him.
That’s okay. Jon has made his peace with that. He doesn’t need to – he’s fine. He’s fine.
So what happens when Martin asks him out?
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20 Jun 2020
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by Ravenesta
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08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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20 Jun 2020
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Sam nie pojmuję, jak w twe zajdę progi by Mad_Maudlin
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20 Nov 2018
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Martin's been acting odd since Jon came back. Well, odder than usual.
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20 Jun 2020
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"There is a span of years where Jon doesn’t touch anyone other than the occasional hand shake. It’s not so bad. He’s never been someone who’s needed physical affection."
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Jon has never been any good at making people want to stick around.
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20 Jun 2020