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Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist by metisket
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 May 2020
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In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.
“Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
“I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”- Language:
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07 May 2020
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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04 May 2020
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the beginning of a new and brighter birth by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
13 Jun 2018
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“I’m so proud of you, my nephew.” Uncle cups Zuko’s face in his lined hand. The gesture is so tender, his palm so warm, that Zuko has to take a fortifying breath against the sudden swell of emotion in his chest.
“I want to be a good leader, Uncle,” Zuko says. “I want to look after my people.”
“You will,” Uncle says. “You are, nephew.”
In a new era of peace, Zuko works to be a very different Fire Lord than his forefathers. Based on this tumblr post.
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04 May 2020
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In which everything is the same except Azula is the firstborn and she's eleven years old when she first meets her baby brother.
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04 May 2020
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Zuko botches his escape on the day of the eclipse and sits out the war in prison. What will the Gaang do with a new Fire Lord they can't trust? Season Four "Zuko never joined the Gaang, and he's really bad at being good" AU.
Featuring Azula's extended field trip, Jun not signing up for this, and Sokka's increasing desire to scream. Come get your international politics with a side of baby dragons.
Podfic and German translation now available, see chapter one notes!
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- Part 1 of Towards the Sun
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04 May 2020
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Zuko realizes his destiny much earlier. As in, as soon as he wakes up in the palace after his Agni Kai and is told he is banished. Unfortunately, he's never been a patient one. So he storms right up to Ozai and tells him what he's going to do. And gets locked up for over three years. Then, one day, he's being pulled out and told he's the new Fire Lord.
A "Zuko never meets the Gaang and suddenly becomes Fire Lord after three years of literal torture" AU. In which the Gaang doesn't know what to think of the new Fire Lord who happens to be the missing nephew of Aang's firebending teacher, Iroh constantly has a headache, and, sure, maybe the world hates the Fire Nation, but the Fire Nation LOVES Zuko, and he can work with that.
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- Part 1 of Fractures
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04 May 2020
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beneath six layers of silk by darkredloveknot (enheduane)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2020
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While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.
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03 May 2020
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It isn't magic that threatens lives this time. Jacob Stone ends up on the wrong side of a vindictive art dealer when he calls out a fake. Eliot Spencer isn't thrilled to find that an off-the-books NATO team is working in Portland. Things could get messy.
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- Part 1 of We Forge the Chains We Wear
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30 Apr 2020
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show me you understand me (baby don't waste my time) by atlantisairlock
Fandoms: Ocean's 8 (2018)
14 Jun 2018
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Contrary to what every-fucking-body seems to think, Daphne Kluger isn't a complete fucking idiot.
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30 Apr 2020
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Literally everyone figures out that Debbie's in love with Lou before Debbie figures out that she's in love with Lou.
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30 Apr 2020
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Gen is quaking and shivering, brain foggy from the pain. He snarls and bares his fangs, a clear warning for the human to back off.
The human stops a few feet away, hands held up in a conciliatory gesture. “It’s me, Senku.”
Recognition registers. It’s Senku, who speaks to Gen in his dreams. It's Senku, who's clever and resourceful. It's Senku, who isn't out to kill Gen. Help me, Senku. Help.
“You are,” Gen growls, voice scratchy from disuse, “literally the last person I wanted to see.”
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30 Apr 2020
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Love is Like Protactinium- It's Useless by Niki_the_Awesome
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
30 Mar 2020
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Senkuu loves science. It's straight forward. It's logical. But people, people are confusing. They make illogical decisions all the time- especially if done while 'following their heart'. After all his interactions with people where one person 'like liked' another or had a 'crush' or were 'head over heels' or...whatever, Senkuu has come to a solid hypothesis.
Love is stupid and irrational. And he will never find himself making such an error.A comedy about Senkuu's different experiences with romantic love throughout his life. Really, he just wants to be left alone to do science. This poor man, just let him science in peace.
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30 Apr 2020
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of things unknown (but longed for still) by aloneintherain for wayfiend
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
29 Apr 2020
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Peter Parker can’t walk around with the same daemon as Spider-Man. But she’s going to settle one day, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
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29 Apr 2020
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“Another question for you, Senkuu-chan,” Gen says, still smiling but it’s happier now. Mirthful. “What would you do if I kissed you? Right now?”
Ah, Senkuu thinks then, I guess Tsukasa and Gen aren’t dating.
He considers his response, as well as this new piece of information.
He goes for the honest answer: “Die. Because you have a bit of peanut sauce on your lips from dinner, and I’m allergic to that shit. It’d cause quite the scandal if you murdered some poor, innocent high school student.”
Gen licks his lips. "Noted."
In which it's 2019 AD, and lately, strangers have been smiling at Senkuu as if he’s an old friend. Alternatively—three thousand and seven hundred years’ worth of memories in the span of eight months.
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- Part 1 of Cheers to the Tin Man
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27 Apr 2020
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More than a year before the petrification incident, Gen gets a text from a stranger.
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- Part 1 of quantum entanglements
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27 Apr 2020
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26 Apr 2020
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Strange Darling by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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"I've been trying not to think about Xiao-xiong and Song-xiong," Wei WuXian confesses. "I didn't know them that well either, but I really liked meeting them. I guess I had known what their deal was before, but to actually meet them was like, Here, idiot, here's two cultivators doing exactly what you want to do! It's possible after all!" Lan WangJi stops breathing. Wei WuXian continues, "I thought then that maybe after everything was over I could…" He stops and clears his throat. Then he admits, "Well, I sort of fantasized about whisking you away from Gusu and convincing you to join their sect with me."
"Oh," Lan WangJi breathes.
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you know that part in CQL where they've just met xxc and sl for the first time and lwj watches them leave with the most unbelievably intense yearning in his eyes? you know how that's gonna make yi city EVEN WORSE? yeah- Language:
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26 Apr 2020
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Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian swap bodies, and have to pretend to be each other. GOOD FUCKING LUCK hahaha
“Don’t get so close,” Jiang Cheng snaps out as the children crowd into him, then catches himself.
When he drilled Wei Wuxian on acting like him… he forgot to think about how to act like him?!
He can feel his face turning a strange color.
Acting like Wei Wuxian…
It’s too shameless! He can’t do it!
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25 Apr 2020
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Jiang Cheng thinks that Wei Wuxian would be a much better ghost hunter if he'd stop flirting with the cameraman for more than five minutes.
(The cameraman who may or may not be a demon.)
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25 Apr 2020
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A rogue alchemist, desperate to restore the alchemy of the famous Fullmetal Alchemist, pushes Truth into playing a new game - one that has Edward Elric waking up on the floor of his house where a transmuted abomination should have been, just in time to save his younger self and brother. He might have a chance to do everything again, now, though...He would never hold anything but bitterness for the title of 'dad,' but maybe an older brother could make things better.
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23 Apr 2020