boredhufflepuff
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...Ride a Cowgirl by boredhufflepuff
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
27 Feb 2026
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Madeline has a secret talent.
Sequel to "Save a Horse..."
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- Part 2 of Southern Mad
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all's fair in love and war? by boredhufflepuff
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
17 Feb 2026
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Madeline is a journalist who has been assigned an article about what women do wrong in relationships.
Helen is an author trying to get her new novel greenlit.Chaos ensues.
AKA The How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days AU absolutely no one asked for
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Hey, Neighbor! by boredhufflepuff
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
31 Jan 2026
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"Looking up, she is immediately met with blue eyes - eyes she realizes she recognizes.
It’s the blonde from the bar.
Flashes of blonde hair, soft skin, hands gripping her shoulders, and loud moans enter Helen’s brain all at once."
OR Madeline and Helen, and a master class in the art of miscommunication - AU
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whiskey lullaby by boredhufflepuff
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
16 Jan 2026
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Based on the song Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss
TW: Suicide, Suicidal thoughts
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LOOK AT HER by boredhufflepuff
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
15 Jan 2026
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Helen discovers Madeline has a secret
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- Part 2 of The Arrangement Universe
Recent series
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Southern Mad by boredhufflepuff
Fandom Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
27 Feb 2026
- Words:
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- Works:
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The Arrangement Universe by boredhufflepuff
Fandom Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
15 Jan 2026
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- 26,945
- Works:
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Between midnight consults and dog-eared medical journals, Samira and Dr. Jack Abbot build an uneasy, electric understanding, until a shared weekend in the West Virginia mountains pulls them out of the Pitt and onto the open road, where the distance, the darkness, and the drive force them to confront what’s been growing between them all along.
Bookmarked by boredhufflepuff
20 Feb 2026
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unzip my body, take my heart out by tetheredbelief
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
30 Jan 2026
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Madeline knows it isn’t their fault, not entirely. She knows they can’t control it half the time. They’re addictive by nature. Their pheromones infiltrate your system, their voice sweet and hypnotic. Soon, every inch of your body is screaming with want regardless of how much your mind wants to say no.
But to them, you’re just another vessel. Another fix as opposed to the artificial stuff even the best scientists couldn’t admit was better than the feeling of a fresh neck with fresh blood pouring into the mouths of the hungry.
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Vampire!Helen and Human!Madeline
Bookmarked by boredhufflepuff
01 Feb 2026
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so hot you're hurting my feelings by abloodymatch
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
25 Jan 2026
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A night on the town. A ride in Madeline's Bentley.
Bookmarked by boredhufflepuff
27 Jan 2026
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So, about that one little regret…
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- English
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- 425,486
- Chapters:
- 56/56
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Bookmarked by boredhufflepuff
26 Jan 2026
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She inhales and then hands the cigarette back to him while she blows the smoke over her shoulder, so she can turn to him with nothing in the way when she tells him, “You can have the rest of my life.”
Bookmarked by boredhufflepuff
26 Jan 2026